Talking to strangers.....
Discussion
Has anyone used Omegle since the legendary post not so long ago?
for anyone who hasn't www.omegle.com
It is, without a doubt, hilarious.
What I find amazing is the fact you can have a long conversation about nothing and everything all at the same time
for anyone who hasn't www.omegle.com
It is, without a doubt, hilarious.
What I find amazing is the fact you can have a long conversation about nothing and everything all at the same time
Lemmonie
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Hows things?
Stranger: i don't know this words
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: ok
You: I'm in thr UK
Stranger: germay
Stranger: german
You: Ahh, hows the weather today?
Stranger: ahhhhhh
Stranger: are you really british people?
You: Yes
Stranger: lie to me
You: Ok, i'm a millionaire
Stranger: welsh?
You: No English
You: You know, the ones that won the war
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Hows things?
Stranger: i don't know this words
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: ok
You: I'm in thr UK
Stranger: germay
Stranger: german
You: Ahh, hows the weather today?
Stranger: ahhhhhh
Stranger: are you really british people?
You: Yes
Stranger: lie to me
You: Ok, i'm a millionaire
Stranger: welsh?
You: No English
You: You know, the ones that won the war
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Blast from the past:
Kat – Hi, I’m Kat.
Eric the Aviator – Hi.
Kat -Wanna cyber?
Eric the Aviator – Do I want a cyber?
Kat – Yeah.
Eric the Aviator – What’s that then?
Eric the Aviator – Is it an alcoholic drink, like a cider?
Kat - No cyber, you know, talk dirty.
Eric the Aviator – OK
Kat - Oooh I’m so horny baby, real horny.
Kat - I’m just lying here in a really short skirt and bra, it’s so hot…
Kat – Are you horny Eric?
Kat - Are you there?
Eric the Aviator – Yes.
Kat - What are you doing?
Eric the Aviator - I’m talking dirty, as per your suggestion.
Kat - Go on then.
Eric the Aviator - I am already. If you wanted my to type dirty you should have said so. You need to be more specific. I can’t stand inaccuracy, especially when this internet connection is by the minute.
Kat - OK, shall we type dirty?
Eric the Aviator - OK.
Kat - What do you look like? I’m 18, blonde, with 34F breasts and a shaven pussy.
Eric the Aviator - You actually have a bald cat? How does it survive through the winter months?
Kat - Oh, for Christ’s sake, do you want to do this or not?
Eric the Aviator - What?
Kat - Have a dirty MSN chat with me?
Eric the Aviator - OK, but I find it difficult to type and masturbate at the same time. Much like the pilot whilst hovering above the ground needs both hands to steady the pitch and yaw of the aircraft.
Kat - Hhhhmmmnn, are you a pilot then Eric? Mmmm, like in Top Gun, that turns me on…
Eric the Aviator - No, I’m actually an accountant. But aviation is an interest of mine.
Kat - Can you pretend to be a pilot for me? That’d really turn me on Eric; I’m getting wet just thinking about you in that uniform.
Eric the Aviator - OK, We’re in the cockpit of a McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II, a two-seat supersonic long-range all-weather fighter-bomber first produced for the U.S. Navy. The Phantom flew in U.S. service from 1960 to 1996; it also served with the armed forces of eleven other nations. As of 2001, more than 1,000 F-4s remained in service around the world.
Kat - Ooooh, Eric, are you going to take me to heaven and back?
Eric the Aviator - The McDonnell Douglas F4 has a realistic envelope limit of 45,000ft. I doubt heaven will be achievable.
Kat - I always wanted to make love to a pilot. I’m touching my breasts Eric, let’s take to the skies…
Kat - Eric?
Eric the Aviator - Sorry, I’m just carrying out the pre-flight checks. There appears to be a slight leak from the rudder yaw sensors, I’m going to phone maintainance to check the situation. BRB.
Kat - FFS!
Eric the Aviator - …OK, maintainance have confirmed all is well, I’m taxi-ing out to the runway.
Kat - Oh, Eric, I’ve never been in a fighter before. My trousers are getting wet through.
Eric the Aviator - It’s a G-Suit, not trousers.
Kat - My G-Suit is getting soaked.
Kat - Eric?
Kat - Eric?
Eric the Aviator - Apologies, I was just breaking off to masturbate. If you recall, I find masturbating and typing difficult. I realised I’ve never been in an F4 before. I haven’t been this hard since I saw a harrier hovering at Farnborough.
Kat - Oooh Eric, I’m reaching round and unbuttoning your suit…
Eric the Aviator - I am elevating flaps to 40 degrees, engines to full power.
Kat - I’m opening my flaps too Eric.
Eric the Aviator - You can not reach the controls from there. We are accelerating down the runway, and begin to liftoff. A wing is a surface used to produce an aerodynamic force normal to the direction of motion by travelling in air or another gaseous medium, facilitating flight. It is a specific form of airfoil.
Kat - Oh Eric we’re flying… Take me! Take me supersonic.
Eric the Aviator - Kat, we have just taken off from Halton in Buckinghamshire. It will be at least on hour before supersonic flight is achievable.
Kat - This is rubbish.
Eric the Aviator - I am afraid I can not flout CAA regulations simply because you wish to have intercourse with me in the cockpit of my aircraft.
Kat - Can we pretend?
Eric the Aviator - OK, but I’d like to keep an element of realism.
Kat - OK, I’m climbing around to your seat to straddle you. I’m looking straight into your eyes.
Eric the Aviator - Jesus woman! This is some of the most crowded airspace in europe. Do you not recall the British European Airways Flight 548, a Hawker-Siddeley Trident 1B operated by British European Airways (BEA), crashed two minutes after takeoff from Heathrow Airport, killing all 118 passengers and crew on board. The crash occurred close to the town of Staines in Surrey, United Kingdom, and was until the Lockerbie disaster of 1988 the worst air accident to have occurred on British soil.
Kat – Eric, this isn’t sexy, come on!
Eric the Aviator - I burn thrusters to full reheat ripping through the clouds and out into the blinding sunshine.
Kat - Eric, I always wanted to a pilot! I’m unbuttoning your G-Suit.
Eric the Aviator - They zip, not button.
Kat - I’m unbuttoning your G-Suit, I can feel your hard cock pressing against my pussy…
Eric the Aviator - Under CAA regulation 14323 pets are not allowed in the cockpit of military aircraft.
Kat - I expose my breasts and stroke my nipples softly over your mouth…
Eric the Aviator - I head east out of the North Sea, ripping towards the rising sun.
Kat - I’m touching you now, I can feel your huge dick in my hands, oh Eric, does that feel sexy.
Eric the Aviator - Trimming flaps to 10 degrees I cruise at mach 1.5. I can see the sun shimmering off the ocean below. I knew it was the right decision to be a pilot and not an accountant. If I were an accountant I’d just be sat in my office dreaming of being a pilot, but not here, oh no. I’ve made something of my life. This Dublin boy’s the toast of his community back home, not like his accountant brother.
Kat - Eric, for s sake! Do you want to cyber or not? This isn’t turning me on.
Eric the Aviator - I fly back to base and next I fly The Fairchild-Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II, a single-seat, twin-engine jet aircraft designed to provide close air support (CAS) of ground forces by attacking tanks, armored vehicles, and other ground targets.
Kat - Single seat? Oh off you aviation geek.
Kat - /Kat leaves the room.
Eric the Aviator - No, wait. I’m really hard now. Wait. One experimental two-seat version was built. The Night Adverse Weather aircraft was developed by Fairchild from an A-10 prototype for consideration by the USAF. It included a second seat for a weapons officer responsible for ECM, navigation, and target acquisition.
Eric the Aviator - I swoop through the Vietnam jungle strafing gunfire left and right, the shells spearing left and right in a manner not unlike that of double entry book keeping. I’m flying an A10, Arrgh, SAM lock on!
Eric the Aviator – Kat, fire electronic counter measures, I’m, I’m gonna blow….
Kat – Hi, I’m Kat.
Eric the Aviator – Hi.
Kat -Wanna cyber?
Eric the Aviator – Do I want a cyber?
Kat – Yeah.
Eric the Aviator – What’s that then?
Eric the Aviator – Is it an alcoholic drink, like a cider?
Kat - No cyber, you know, talk dirty.
Eric the Aviator – OK
Kat - Oooh I’m so horny baby, real horny.
Kat - I’m just lying here in a really short skirt and bra, it’s so hot…
Kat – Are you horny Eric?
Kat - Are you there?
Eric the Aviator – Yes.
Kat - What are you doing?
Eric the Aviator - I’m talking dirty, as per your suggestion.
Kat - Go on then.
Eric the Aviator - I am already. If you wanted my to type dirty you should have said so. You need to be more specific. I can’t stand inaccuracy, especially when this internet connection is by the minute.
Kat - OK, shall we type dirty?
Eric the Aviator - OK.
Kat - What do you look like? I’m 18, blonde, with 34F breasts and a shaven pussy.
Eric the Aviator - You actually have a bald cat? How does it survive through the winter months?
Kat - Oh, for Christ’s sake, do you want to do this or not?
Eric the Aviator - What?
Kat - Have a dirty MSN chat with me?
Eric the Aviator - OK, but I find it difficult to type and masturbate at the same time. Much like the pilot whilst hovering above the ground needs both hands to steady the pitch and yaw of the aircraft.
Kat - Hhhhmmmnn, are you a pilot then Eric? Mmmm, like in Top Gun, that turns me on…
Eric the Aviator - No, I’m actually an accountant. But aviation is an interest of mine.
Kat - Can you pretend to be a pilot for me? That’d really turn me on Eric; I’m getting wet just thinking about you in that uniform.
Eric the Aviator - OK, We’re in the cockpit of a McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II, a two-seat supersonic long-range all-weather fighter-bomber first produced for the U.S. Navy. The Phantom flew in U.S. service from 1960 to 1996; it also served with the armed forces of eleven other nations. As of 2001, more than 1,000 F-4s remained in service around the world.
Kat - Ooooh, Eric, are you going to take me to heaven and back?
Eric the Aviator - The McDonnell Douglas F4 has a realistic envelope limit of 45,000ft. I doubt heaven will be achievable.
Kat - I always wanted to make love to a pilot. I’m touching my breasts Eric, let’s take to the skies…
Kat - Eric?
Eric the Aviator - Sorry, I’m just carrying out the pre-flight checks. There appears to be a slight leak from the rudder yaw sensors, I’m going to phone maintainance to check the situation. BRB.
Kat - FFS!
Eric the Aviator - …OK, maintainance have confirmed all is well, I’m taxi-ing out to the runway.
Kat - Oh, Eric, I’ve never been in a fighter before. My trousers are getting wet through.
Eric the Aviator - It’s a G-Suit, not trousers.
Kat - My G-Suit is getting soaked.
Kat - Eric?
Kat - Eric?
Eric the Aviator - Apologies, I was just breaking off to masturbate. If you recall, I find masturbating and typing difficult. I realised I’ve never been in an F4 before. I haven’t been this hard since I saw a harrier hovering at Farnborough.
Kat - Oooh Eric, I’m reaching round and unbuttoning your suit…
Eric the Aviator - I am elevating flaps to 40 degrees, engines to full power.
Kat - I’m opening my flaps too Eric.
Eric the Aviator - You can not reach the controls from there. We are accelerating down the runway, and begin to liftoff. A wing is a surface used to produce an aerodynamic force normal to the direction of motion by travelling in air or another gaseous medium, facilitating flight. It is a specific form of airfoil.
Kat - Oh Eric we’re flying… Take me! Take me supersonic.
Eric the Aviator - Kat, we have just taken off from Halton in Buckinghamshire. It will be at least on hour before supersonic flight is achievable.
Kat - This is rubbish.
Eric the Aviator - I am afraid I can not flout CAA regulations simply because you wish to have intercourse with me in the cockpit of my aircraft.
Kat - Can we pretend?
Eric the Aviator - OK, but I’d like to keep an element of realism.
Kat - OK, I’m climbing around to your seat to straddle you. I’m looking straight into your eyes.
Eric the Aviator - Jesus woman! This is some of the most crowded airspace in europe. Do you not recall the British European Airways Flight 548, a Hawker-Siddeley Trident 1B operated by British European Airways (BEA), crashed two minutes after takeoff from Heathrow Airport, killing all 118 passengers and crew on board. The crash occurred close to the town of Staines in Surrey, United Kingdom, and was until the Lockerbie disaster of 1988 the worst air accident to have occurred on British soil.
Kat – Eric, this isn’t sexy, come on!
Eric the Aviator - I burn thrusters to full reheat ripping through the clouds and out into the blinding sunshine.
Kat - Eric, I always wanted to a pilot! I’m unbuttoning your G-Suit.
Eric the Aviator - They zip, not button.
Kat - I’m unbuttoning your G-Suit, I can feel your hard cock pressing against my pussy…
Eric the Aviator - Under CAA regulation 14323 pets are not allowed in the cockpit of military aircraft.
Kat - I expose my breasts and stroke my nipples softly over your mouth…
Eric the Aviator - I head east out of the North Sea, ripping towards the rising sun.
Kat - I’m touching you now, I can feel your huge dick in my hands, oh Eric, does that feel sexy.
Eric the Aviator - Trimming flaps to 10 degrees I cruise at mach 1.5. I can see the sun shimmering off the ocean below. I knew it was the right decision to be a pilot and not an accountant. If I were an accountant I’d just be sat in my office dreaming of being a pilot, but not here, oh no. I’ve made something of my life. This Dublin boy’s the toast of his community back home, not like his accountant brother.
Kat - Eric, for s sake! Do you want to cyber or not? This isn’t turning me on.
Eric the Aviator - I fly back to base and next I fly The Fairchild-Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II, a single-seat, twin-engine jet aircraft designed to provide close air support (CAS) of ground forces by attacking tanks, armored vehicles, and other ground targets.
Kat - Single seat? Oh off you aviation geek.
Kat - /Kat leaves the room.
Eric the Aviator - No, wait. I’m really hard now. Wait. One experimental two-seat version was built. The Night Adverse Weather aircraft was developed by Fairchild from an A-10 prototype for consideration by the USAF. It included a second seat for a weapons officer responsible for ECM, navigation, and target acquisition.
Eric the Aviator - I swoop through the Vietnam jungle strafing gunfire left and right, the shells spearing left and right in a manner not unlike that of double entry book keeping. I’m flying an A10, Arrgh, SAM lock on!
Eric the Aviator – Kat, fire electronic counter measures, I’m, I’m gonna blow….
Stranger: heeeeey xxx 
You: hey
You: you don't talk much huh
Stranger: i bloodey well talk look blah blah blah blah ........BLHA
Stranger: there i showed u lol
You: you did, well done
Stranger: i rather proud of myself self for my awesome talking skills
Stranger: so how are you?
You: but not your typing skills? lol
Stranger: nop[e lol
Stranger: *nope
You: I'm good, you?
Stranger: i'm fan-feaking-tastic
You: any reason??
Stranger: well i'm ginger for one ..... that tends to make my very happy indeed
You: roflmal11!!one1
You: lol, just kidding
You: nowt wrong with ghingers
You: *gingers
Stranger: no there ISNT
Stranger: LOL
You: not like you have a complex about it at all like
You: it's ok. being ginger doesn't define you
You: with counselling, you can get through it
You: lots of counselling
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hey
You: you don't talk much huh
Stranger: i bloodey well talk look blah blah blah blah ........BLHA
Stranger: there i showed u lol
You: you did, well done
Stranger: i rather proud of myself self for my awesome talking skills
Stranger: so how are you?
You: but not your typing skills? lol
Stranger: nop[e lol
Stranger: *nope
You: I'm good, you?
Stranger: i'm fan-feaking-tastic
You: any reason??
Stranger: well i'm ginger for one ..... that tends to make my very happy indeed
You: roflmal11!!one1
You: lol, just kidding
You: nowt wrong with ghingers
You: *gingers
Stranger: no there ISNT
Stranger: LOL
You: not like you have a complex about it at all like
You: it's ok. being ginger doesn't define you
You: with counselling, you can get through it
You: lots of counselling
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello
Stranger: ┌─┐ ─┐
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Stranger: hi
You: How do?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ............../´¯/)......
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You: Share the joke?
You: Gee thanks
Stranger: lol
Stranger: np
You: I guess hand signals amuse you?
Stranger: mildly
Stranger: wat about u
You: cool, whatever turns you on
You: driving FAST amuses me
Stranger: ╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔═╦═╦══╦═╗
║║║║╩╣╚╣═╣║║║║║╩╣
╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩╩╩╩═╝
Stranger:
╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔═╦═╦══╦═╗
║║║║╩╣╚╣═╣║║║║║╩╣
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You: Willkommen
You: Any more tricks?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger:
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Stranger: BANG
Stranger: ha
You: splendid
You: Did your mother teach you that?
Stranger:
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Stranger: yes
Stranger:
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You: Where are you from?
Stranger: meh Australia and no im not a nazi
Stranger: =.=
You: Do you get drunk all the time?
Stranger: Not all the time
Stranger: im sober at the moment
Stranger: xD
You: hung over then
Stranger: no its night time
You: You have low speed limits and high taxes there
Stranger: and...
Stranger: who the f
k cares
Stranger: i dont drive very often
You: Well if you spend all your time on the internet making symbols I dont suppose you would
Stranger: Lol sif i made those
Stranger: just copied obviously
You: Ohhh , ok spend all the time online COPYING symbols....my mistake *lol*
Stranger: i spend all my time playing games duh
You: adventurous sort
You: facinating
Stranger: =.=
Stranger: FPS
Stranger: CSS
You: Now speaking in code?
You: ENigma code?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: dude how old are u
You: 10
Stranger: and wtf u dont know wat CSS is
You: No, I don't speak your code language
Stranger: =.=
Stranger: its a game called counter strike : source
You: Oh dear , I see why you dont drive
You: I guess you don't get out much, eh?
You: Do you even pay taxes or dont you work?
Stranger: i go to uni
You: Studying codes no doubt?
You: And perhaps online gaming?
Stranger: yeah coz thats wat we all do study codes
Stranger: =.=
Stranger: although playing games does give me an income
Stranger: Lol
You: You sound like a rich and ambitious sort
Stranger: You can reallly pick em
You: What do I pick exactly?
Stranger: Are you that dumb
Stranger: Geez go learn some codes
You: I reckon you should get out and get a life
Stranger: i do have a life
You: there's a whole wide world outside of your computer screen
You: imagine that!
You: yeah you do, online!
Stranger: yah i know that its called an internet cafe
Stranger: LOL
You: coding and playing World of warcraft
Stranger: are u joking WOW sucks
You: OMG
You: Let me guess you spent Christmas on SL
Stranger: lol theres a christmas now im sorry ive been locked in my basement palying computer for several thousand years
You: Are you a Trekkie too?
Stranger: LOL!
You: lol
Stranger: hahah
You: Hmmm, may be i have been going about this the wrong way
You: How did it go
Stranger: no.
You: "Live Long and Prosper"
You: " We come in peace"?
Stranger: man ur messed up
You: Trekkie, WoW and CSS man says I am messed up, there's irony for you!
Stranger: Star trek sucks, wow sucks css is good
Stranger: so its illegal to play a game
Stranger: wat are u ? a car nut
You: Do you know what a car is? It's much like those graphics they have on Grand Turismo, well those fable machines on there actually exist
You: only they're not all Utes IRL
Stranger: utes?
Stranger: lol
You: Anything interesting about you?
You: disconnected yet?
Stranger: Yeah cars are gay
You: You would know
Stranger: Yeah wats so great about a car
Stranger: Its not like you can go 100 miles an hour
You: And staying online in your basement copying signs and playing online games is obviously very macho
Stranger: in residential areas
You: not in the original country for prisoners, no
Stranger: Ha
You: So I guess you're into online porn and stuff to get you off? *lol*
Stranger: Whats with the basement
Stranger: im in my house lol
You: Does your house have a basement?
Stranger: Nope
You: I'm so sorry
Stranger: Its an apartment in the city
You: sounds wonderful
Stranger: It kinda is when theres no cars honking in he city
Stranger: the*
You: Which city?
Stranger: Sydney
You: What a toilet
Stranger: ┌─┐ ─┐
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Stranger: hi
You: How do?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ............../´¯/)......
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(.(....(....(..../.)..).)....
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You: Share the joke?
You: Gee thanks
Stranger: lol
Stranger: np
You: I guess hand signals amuse you?
Stranger: mildly
Stranger: wat about u
You: cool, whatever turns you on
You: driving FAST amuses me
Stranger: ╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔═╦═╦══╦═╗
║║║║╩╣╚╣═╣║║║║║╩╣
╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩╩╩╩═╝
Stranger:
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║║║║╩╣╚╣═╣║║║║║╩╣
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You: Willkommen
You: Any more tricks?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger:
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..... ),---.(_(__) /
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Stranger: BANG
Stranger: ha
You: splendid
You: Did your mother teach you that?
Stranger:
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Stranger: yes
Stranger:
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You: Where are you from?
Stranger: meh Australia and no im not a nazi
Stranger: =.=
You: Do you get drunk all the time?
Stranger: Not all the time
Stranger: im sober at the moment
Stranger: xD
You: hung over then
Stranger: no its night time
You: You have low speed limits and high taxes there
Stranger: and...
Stranger: who the f
k caresStranger: i dont drive very often
You: Well if you spend all your time on the internet making symbols I dont suppose you would
Stranger: Lol sif i made those
Stranger: just copied obviously
You: Ohhh , ok spend all the time online COPYING symbols....my mistake *lol*
Stranger: i spend all my time playing games duh
You: adventurous sort
You: facinating
Stranger: =.=
Stranger: FPS
Stranger: CSS
You: Now speaking in code?
You: ENigma code?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: dude how old are u
You: 10
Stranger: and wtf u dont know wat CSS is
You: No, I don't speak your code language
Stranger: =.=
Stranger: its a game called counter strike : source
You: Oh dear , I see why you dont drive
You: I guess you don't get out much, eh?
You: Do you even pay taxes or dont you work?
Stranger: i go to uni
You: Studying codes no doubt?
You: And perhaps online gaming?
Stranger: yeah coz thats wat we all do study codes
Stranger: =.=
Stranger: although playing games does give me an income
Stranger: Lol
You: You sound like a rich and ambitious sort
Stranger: You can reallly pick em
You: What do I pick exactly?
Stranger: Are you that dumb
Stranger: Geez go learn some codes
You: I reckon you should get out and get a life
Stranger: i do have a life
You: there's a whole wide world outside of your computer screen
You: imagine that!
You: yeah you do, online!
Stranger: yah i know that its called an internet cafe
Stranger: LOL
You: coding and playing World of warcraft
Stranger: are u joking WOW sucks
You: OMG
You: Let me guess you spent Christmas on SL
Stranger: lol theres a christmas now im sorry ive been locked in my basement palying computer for several thousand years
You: Are you a Trekkie too?
Stranger: LOL!
You: lol
Stranger: hahah
You: Hmmm, may be i have been going about this the wrong way
You: How did it go
Stranger: no.
You: "Live Long and Prosper"
You: " We come in peace"?
Stranger: man ur messed up
You: Trekkie, WoW and CSS man says I am messed up, there's irony for you!
Stranger: Star trek sucks, wow sucks css is good
Stranger: so its illegal to play a game
Stranger: wat are u ? a car nut
You: Do you know what a car is? It's much like those graphics they have on Grand Turismo, well those fable machines on there actually exist
You: only they're not all Utes IRL
Stranger: utes?
Stranger: lol
You: Anything interesting about you?
You: disconnected yet?
Stranger: Yeah cars are gay
You: You would know
Stranger: Yeah wats so great about a car
Stranger: Its not like you can go 100 miles an hour
You: And staying online in your basement copying signs and playing online games is obviously very macho
Stranger: in residential areas
You: not in the original country for prisoners, no
Stranger: Ha
You: So I guess you're into online porn and stuff to get you off? *lol*
Stranger: Whats with the basement
Stranger: im in my house lol
You: Does your house have a basement?
Stranger: Nope
You: I'm so sorry
Stranger: Its an apartment in the city
You: sounds wonderful
Stranger: It kinda is when theres no cars honking in he city
Stranger: the*
You: Which city?
Stranger: Sydney
You: What a toilet
Edited by Marquis_Rex on Monday 15th June 13:54
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Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: good thanks
Stranger: and you ?
You: not too bad at all
You: where you from?
Stranger: male Turkey
You: I see, I'm in the UK
Stranger: male ?
You: yup
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Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: good thanks
Stranger: and you ?
You: not too bad at all
You: where you from?
Stranger: male Turkey
You: I see, I'm in the UK
Stranger: male ?
You: yup
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