The Jacko Joke thread

The Jacko Joke thread

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Shadytree

Original Poster:

8,291 posts

250 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Yes sorry to hear the news, but my in box is already full with 'memorials'

Q. What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Jacko.

A. Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August

mrmr96

13,736 posts

205 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Exposure to sunshine, moonlight and good times ruled out: now coroners say cause of death was 'boogie'.

(Borrowed from another thread)

Shadytree

Original Poster:

8,291 posts

250 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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McDonalds have announced the MJ memorial burger.

50 year old meat in 12 year old buns

isee

3,713 posts

184 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Micheal Jackson's dying wish is to be melted down and turned into plastic bags, so he can still be a danger to kids

FWDRacer

3,564 posts

225 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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I've heard it is to be a sea burial - at his request to be strapped to two buoys.

rossc

683 posts

285 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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I don't give a monkeys about Michael Jackson....

paperbag

Shadytree

Original Poster:

8,291 posts

250 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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rossc said:
I don't give a monkeys about Michael Jackson....

paperbag
tumbleweed

wink

rossc

683 posts

285 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Too subtle ?

Carfiend

3,186 posts

210 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Westy Pre-Lit

5,087 posts

204 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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I heard he was i'll but thought he was gonna be all white.

The Hypno-Toad

12,298 posts

206 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Why was Jacko like a silver Playstation 2? They both used to be black and both were turned on by excited small boys.

rossc

683 posts

285 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Reports of MJ having a heart attack in hospital are incorrect. He was actually found in the children's ward having a stroke...

Carfiend

3,186 posts

210 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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So of these jokes are just Bad.

The Hypno-Toad

12,298 posts

206 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Coming thick & fast now;

Doctors say that One Bad Apple caused his death. Gwyneth Paltrow is unavailable for comment.

chris.mapey

4,778 posts

268 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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The Jackson estate releasing a new single: "(Six Feet Under) The Earth Song"

davemac250

4,499 posts

206 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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MJ actually died of food poisoning.

It was the 13 year old nuts.

Westy Pre-Lit

5,087 posts

204 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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I suspect this threads gonna be a thriller.

hurstg01

2,918 posts

244 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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It's NEVER too early for a good joke

laugh

Wildwood

1,790 posts

228 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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Micheal Jackson is being cremated.

With all the plastic surgery, he is being melted down and reused to make toys.

its the first time kids can actually play with him for a change.............

Mexico.

1,254 posts

188 months

Friday 26th June 2009
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rossc said:
I don't give a monkeys about Michael Jackson....

paperbag
Not even Bubbles


Cheers

The Moose