The Jacko Joke thread

[mattviatura]

He's in the chiller
The chiller now...

[bishbash]

Coroner's are unsure what to do with the body, Plastic recycling isn't 'till Tuesday.

[Pints]

Enough with the jokes already. I'm in sha-mourning.

[Emsman]

Morgans have announced the commemorative michael Jackson rum

It comes in small tots


Taxi for emsman

[daveake]

They're re-releasing MJ's classic "ABC", re-named as "CAB". "Cardiac - Autopsy - Burial"

[Jgtv]

Heart attack?

I heard he chocked on a small bone?

[mattviatura]

It might not have been a heart attack, he was seen tripping over a child's pushchair.

Doctors have said however that it is too early to blame it on the buggy.

[tribbles]

He touched the hearts of many adults. And some children too.

[DeadMeat_UK]

mattviatura said:

It might not have been a heart attack, he was seen tripping over a child's pushchair.

Doctors have said however that it is too early to blame it on the buggy.

[NiceCupOfTea]

mattviatura said:

It might not have been a heart attack, he was seen tripping over a child's pushchair.

Doctors have said however that it is too early to blame it on the buggy.

[Fats25]

Rolf Harris is gutted.

He was supposed to be doing the artwork for Jacksons tour, in return Jackson was going to do two little boys every night

[Mexico.]

Who did Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
Two 5 year olds

RiP you fktard


Cheers

The "shamon" Moose




don't evade the swearfilter, it's there for a reason

Edited by Matt172 on Friday 26th June 09:46

[Traveller]

What does has Micheal Jackson and Father Christmas in common ?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

[adam85]

Tickets to hell are thin on the ground

[Wacky Racer]

It has been reported "friend" Uri Geller has gone on a bender........

[Traveller]

Damn double postings....

[Jgtv]

adam85 said:

Tickets to hell are thin on the ground

Jackons tickets are usually available on Ebay, but there is a hell of a mark up

[ShadownINja]

I dare you lot to phone up one of the many Radio talk shows going on about MJ and tell one of these jokes.

Edited by ShadownINja on Friday 26th June 09:39

[ShadownINja]

Oh, one from the other thread:

News just in: Madeleine McCann has come out of hiding.

[Jem0911]

One website is stating MJ died of a heart attack at his LA home
Another is quoted as saying he was having a stroke in a playground.

Edited by Jem0911 on Friday 26th June 09:42