The Jacko Joke thread

[Scraggles]

ShadownINja said:

Oh, one from the other thread:

News just in: Madeleine McCann has come out of hiding.

recall girls were one thing he banned from his bedroom, might have gotten the boy's attention away from him

[JonRB]

Newsreaders are reporting that he "touched millions".

I think that's an exaggeration, personally.

[robbie t]

Early reports said that MJ was dead on arrival to hospital, in truth it was only when he passed the childrens ward that he went stiff

[mel]

Thank fook for that when I first heard that the singer who'd done two little boys was dead I thought for a minute it was Rolf Harris.

[mel]

In the spirit of recycling, he will be melted down into plastic party cups, so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

[JonRB]

mel said:

In the spirit of recycling, he will be melted down into plastic party cups, so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

You're going to hell, mel.

[sclayto2]

MJ was on family fortunes. he was doing ok til Vernon asked, "Name somewhere you take the kids for a treat".

Sadly "Up the stter" was not one of the top answers...

[Lefty Guns]

mrmr96 said:

Exposure to sunshine, moonlight and good times ruled out: now coroners say cause of death was 'boogie'.

(Borrowed from another thread)

[Marcellus]

An oldie;

MJ was at home with Prescilla who suggested they get a video in.
MJ get excited and says can we get Aladin?
Prescilla says "I think you're in enough trouble all ready"

[cramman]

Michael Jackson is getting cremated and having his ashes put in n etch-a-sketch so he can have as many 6yr olds playing with his nob as possible.

[Simo25]

Rumour has it Jacko wants his melted down remains to be recycled into a toy firemans hat. In his will it stated he would be "overjoyed" that children would be able to continue playing with his helmet!

[Wacky Racer]

[HOGEPH]

daveake said:

They're re-releasing MJ's classic "ABC", re-named as "CAB". "Cardiac - Autopsy - Burial"

The classic "ABC"

Airway.......x
Breathing....x
Circulation..x

[neilski]

Anyone want to buy a ticket for the Jackson 5 comeback tour? Special offer: 20% off....

[Puggit]

Daily Mash - how do they get it so funny so quickly?

[mattviatura]

What a coincidence Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day.

One played with Majors and the other with minors

[Cara Van Man]

mattviatura said:

What a coincidence Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day.

One played with Majors and the other with minors

I was just about to post that.....

[mattviatura]

It was Farrah Fawcett's fault, she got to the Pearly Gates and being a fan Saint Peter gave her a last wish...

She asked for all the world's children to be safe.

[Matt172]

mattviatura said:

It was Farrah Fawcett's fault, she got to the Pearly Gates and being a fan Saint Peter gave her a last wish...

She asked for all the world's children to be safe.

Too slow

traxx at 08.06 said:

farah fawcett was at the pearly gates yesterday. god told her... "you have one wish before you enter the kingdom of heaven"...
and farah said "i wish all the children of the world could be safe"..........

[mickk]

Farrah Fawcett arrived at Heaven and a high pitch voice at the pearly gates says. " To gain admission we require your passport and pictures of you as a young girl"

A deep voice shouts out "Michael you have been here for 5mins, you promised me,....."