The Jacko Joke thread

[phumy]

I bet the last time he was as stiff as he is now, was when Mackauly Culkin stayed over.

[traxx]

farah fawcett was at the pearly gates yesterday. god told her... "you have one wish before you enter the kingdom of heaven"...
and farah said "i wish all the children of the world could be safe"..........

[rossc]

traxx said:

farah fawcett was at the pearly gates yesterday. god told her... "you have one wish before you enter the kingdom of heaven"...
and farah said "i wish all the children of the world could be safe"..........

Best one yet

[Shadytree]

Police have confirmed they found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the lounge, and Class 3C in the bedroom.


(an oldie)

[Mexico.]

We have a winner Traxx


Cheers


The Moose

[trv8]

Hospital reports of Micheal Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect!

He has been found in the Childrens Ward having a stroke.

[Silver940]

traxx said:

farah fawcett was at the pearly gates yesterday. god told her... "you have one wish before you enter the kingdom of heaven"...
and farah said "i wish all the children of the world could be safe"..........

[hurstg01]

trv8 said:

Hospital reports of Micheal Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect!

He has been found in the Childrens Ward having a stroke.

See here

rossc at 7.57am said:

Reports of MJ having a heart attack in hospital are incorrect. He was actually found in the children's ward having a stroke...

[trv8]

OOPS!

[Shadytree]

Gary Glitter is back at No.1 !

[dnomyar]

Mj has cancelled his up-coming dates, Josh aged 9 and luke aged 7.......................

[10 Pence Short]

Is it true they're going to play 'The Kids are Alright' by The Who at the funeral?

[dnomyar]

My daughter has just found out the king of pop is dead, she was relieved to find out than Ronan Keating is alive and well....................

[EJH]

Feargal Sharkey has been asked to play at the funeral.

He's currently unsure as to which song to play and is trying to decide between "Teenage Kicks," and "A Good Heart."

[_Batty_]

Jockeys at tommorows race meeting will be wearing black armbands in respect for Micheal Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living history.

[hurstg01]

_Batty_ said:

Jockeys at tommorows race meeting will be wearing black armbands in respect for Micheal Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living history.

[Neil_H]

isee said:

Micheal Jackson's dying wish is to be melted down and turned into plastic bags, so he can still be a danger to kids

[maximm]

To commemorate the death of Michael Jackson, McDonalds will be releasing the new McJackson burger: 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

[Emsman]

At what time was Jackson pronounced dead??



When the big hand touched the little hand

[tribbles]

Third post:

Shadytree said:

McDonalds have announced the MJ memorial burger.

50 year old meat in 12 year old buns

maximm said:

To commemorate the death of Michael Jackson, McDonalds will be releasing the new McJackson burger: 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Okay, not exactly the same