Yesterday, 'oi 'arve been mostly -- spat at

[littlegreenfairy]

mybrainhurts said:

That be Manor, Birley Moor or Frecheville, that be.....

Whatever it was, it was st.

What were you doing in Pitsmoor? Have you a death wish?!

[mybrainhurts]

littlegreenfairy said:

mybrainhurts said:

That be Manor, Birley Moor or Frecheville, that be.....

Whatever it was, it was st.

What were you doing in Pitsmoor? Have you a death wish?!

Furnival Road, near the Hilton...wouldn't dare do that in Pitsmoor, I can't run faster than bullets..

[Muntu]

jamoor said:

Waiter said:

I'm agreeing with you mate, that's outrageous.

Christ almighty, can't even have a laugh these days.

The sanctimonious crew are in tonight obviously

[littlegreenfairy]

TVR Moneypit said:

mat13 said:

littlegreenfairy said:

TVR Moneypit said:

mat13 said:

mybrainhurts said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Straight out of Pitsmoor. What did you expect?

Dead right....

Was going to follow them, but they were heading towards Pitsmoor, so I withdrew...

if ever there was an area that needed nuking....

a close second would be eastwood

Eastwood :shudder: I used to run a pub in Eastwood. Bloody awfull.


Please feel free to include Parsons Cross, Southey Green, Lundwood, Hathersley North & South, Mannor, Jordonthorpe, Batemoor, Lowedges, Norfolk Park, Clifton, Tinsley, Darnhall, Orgreave and Shiregreen. I'm sure there are a few others that I have missed.


Thats quite a long list of dumps I have on my doorstep. Sheffield and to a larger extent the whole of South Yorkshire is pretty much a city of two clearly divided halves. The half that has, and the half that has not, with a very clear divide in terms of wealth, employment, education, crime and life expectancy between the two.

Edited by TVR Moneypit on Saturday 1st August 15:42

Burngreve, Gleadless, Arbourthorne.......


ETA Darnall Mosborough, Broomhall, London Road (Lansdown Estate), Parson's Cross....

Edited by littlegreenfairy on Saturday 1st August 17:27

mosbrough doesnt look too bad ive just put an offer in on a house up there

Mosborough and Westfield are alright. plenty of coppers live up there because of the new police station. Hakenthorpe on the other hand aint too brilliant, but there are definatley worse areas than that in Sheffield.


LGF; Darnhall and 'the cross' were already in the list. If Lansdown is the towerblocks opposite what used to be TC Harrison Ford then I have a mate who lives in there. Always seems alright whenever I go to visit because I think it's mainly full of older, (working) types nowadays.

I forgot to include New Lodge in Barnsley. All I can say about it is

Is that the Camera shop?

By Darnall I think I meant Handsworth (although what I think is Handsworth probably isn't)

And I've learnt my lesson about posting whilst tired - and when my geography can't be trusted.

[s3fella]

Surely the fact that it was a Greggs box tells you all you needed to know about their social standing.

[King Herald]

trackdemon said:

Roop said:

If you got the plate, Request the address of the RK via the DVLA. Costs you about £10 IIRC. Buy a few of those disposable barbecues - about £3 each, place under the engine compartment of the car, light and retire to a safe distance. The car probably won't be insured so a favour is done to all by keeping them off the roads...

You have to have a good reason for requesting details, and I don't think 'because I want to vandalize their car' is going to cut the mustard

Tell them you work for Tesco and you want to send the cars owner a letter for parking too long at your store. I know for a fact the DVLA have no problem handing out the details then!

[trackdemon]

King Herald said:

trackdemon said:

Roop said:

If you got the plate, Request the address of the RK via the DVLA. Costs you about £10 IIRC. Buy a few of those disposable barbecues - about £3 each, place under the engine compartment of the car, light and retire to a safe distance. The car probably won't be insured so a favour is done to all by keeping them off the roads...

You have to have a good reason for requesting details, and I don't think 'because I want to vandalize their car' is going to cut the mustard

Tell them you work for Tesco and you want to send the cars owner a letter for parking too long at your store. I know for a fact the DVLA have no problem handing out the details then!

Wouldn't it look strange asking for details to be sent but them not going to Tesco?

[cobra kid]

TVR Moneypit said:

Straight out of Pitsmoor. What did you expect?


it's all about respek innit? Even though they have carte blanche to dissrespek anyone or anything they like, if anyone pulls them up on it then that aint allowed.

Burngreave Road? Did she "make her neck work"?

[cobra kid]

Although I may have to disagree with the comments about Gleadless. So long as you avoid Gleadless Valley it's fine. I grew up in Gleadless and it was spot on.

[cobra kid]

TVR Moneypit said:

cobra kid said:

Although I may have to disagree with the comments about Gleadless. So long as you avoid Gleadless Valley it's fine. I grew up in Gleadless and it was spot on.

I've got two Uncles who live in different parts of Gleedless. It's alright. Like you say, it's Gleedless Valley that is the smack central ste hole.

Is Gleedless Valley still the biggest council estate in the UK?

No, that's The Manor.

[Chris_w666]

esselte said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Straight out of Pitsmoor.

This line made me dig out an old NWA CD today.

[Chris_w666]

TVR Moneypit said:

Chris_w666 said:

esselte said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Straight out of Pitsmoor.

This line made me dig out an old NWA CD today.

Wouldn't that be Compton?

It would be but for some reason I read it and started humming Straight outa compton.

[King Herald]

trackdemon said:

King Herald said:

Tell them you work for Tesco and you want to send the cars owner a letter for parking too long at your store. I know for a fact the DVLA have no problem handing out the details then!

Wouldn't it look strange asking for details to be sent but them not going to Tesco?

You could address the reply to be sent to: Mr Tesco, then put your normal address behind it?





Or maybe not.

[Airbag]

Chris_w666 said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Chris_w666 said:

esselte said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Straight out of Pitsmoor.

This line made me dig out an old NWA CD today.

Wouldn't that be Compton?

It would be but for some reason I read it and started humming Straight outa compton.

How can you hum a rap tune?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2EGOB9-lc

[Mr Trophy]

mybrainhurts said:

So, there I am, sitting in the long queue at the traffic lights that show red 90% of the time, when a young lady in the Clio in front opens her door and places a Greggs sandwich and box on the road, then closes the door and moves up to the next red light.

Being a helpful type, I stop next to the sandwich, open my door, pick it up, stop behind the Clio (check - three attractive and elegant black young ladies in the car, no big yoofs), then walk up to it and quickly pop it through her window with a cheery You dropped this, glad to help reunite you with it..

Then what happens...? Ungrateful little gits, all hell breaks loose.

In a flash, there are three young ladies in the road.

One hurls the sandwich all over my bonnet and windscreen, while Miss Superlungs inhales, leans back and gobs all over my windscreen from 10 yards away...

Superb accuracy, range and style...this girl can spit for England.

Was going to offer my services as manager but, alas, the lights changed and they drove off.

What a delightful young generation we have today, full of fun....

You never fail to amuse me.

[trackdemon]

King Herald said:

trackdemon said:

King Herald said:

Tell them you work for Tesco and you want to send the cars owner a letter for parking too long at your store. I know for a fact the DVLA have no problem handing out the details then!

Wouldn't it look strange asking for details to be sent but them not going to Tesco?

You could address the reply to be sent to: Mr Tesco, then put your normal address behind it?





Or maybe not.

[JJCW]

S59?

Maybe we can use st litigation to our advantage?

[bazking69]

Hood rats...

[SydneyPom]

Airbag said:

Chris_w666 said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Chris_w666 said:

esselte said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Straight out of Pitsmoor.

This line made me dig out an old NWA CD today.

Wouldn't that be Compton?

It would be but for some reason I read it and started humming Straight outa compton.

How can you hum a rap tune?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2EGOB9-lc

Nah, this is the version you want...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ZqYc1CZiw

[Carpie]

Waiter said:

jamoor said:

changingman said:

This is what you need
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Legal-Self-Defence-Spray-Far...

does it work on blacks?

What the F**ck..?

Given the nature of the product (designed to stain the skin of an attacker a pink colour) it's not such a bad thing to say.