Yesterday, 'oi 'arve been mostly -- spat at
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So, there I am, sitting in the long queue at the traffic lights that show red 90% of the time, when a young lady in the Clio in front opens her door and places a Greggs sandwich and box on the road, then closes the door and moves up to the next red light.
Being a helpful type, I stop next to the sandwich, open my door, pick it up, stop behind the Clio (check - three attractive and elegant black young ladies in the car, no big yoofs), then walk up to it and quickly pop it through her window with a cheery You dropped this, glad to help reunite you with it..
Then what happens...? Ungrateful little gits, all hell breaks loose.
In a flash, there are three young ladies in the road.
One hurls the sandwich all over my bonnet and windscreen, while Miss Superlungs inhales, leans back and gobs all over my windscreen from 10 yards away...
Superb accuracy, range and style...this girl can spit for England.
Was going to offer my services as manager but, alas, the lights changed and they drove off.
What a delightful young generation we have today, full of fun....
Being a helpful type, I stop next to the sandwich, open my door, pick it up, stop behind the Clio (check - three attractive and elegant black young ladies in the car, no big yoofs), then walk up to it and quickly pop it through her window with a cheery You dropped this, glad to help reunite you with it..
Then what happens...? Ungrateful little gits, all hell breaks loose.
In a flash, there are three young ladies in the road.
One hurls the sandwich all over my bonnet and windscreen, while Miss Superlungs inhales, leans back and gobs all over my windscreen from 10 yards away...
Superb accuracy, range and style...this girl can spit for England.
Was going to offer my services as manager but, alas, the lights changed and they drove off.
What a delightful young generation we have today, full of fun....
Martin Keene said:
is a s
d hole.
What possible naughty word begins with S and ends in D ???d hole.I'm confused!
I had a similar encounter when a car pushed in next to me; almost scraping it.
I honked the mighty horn - 3 lads sat in the back and look at me. They look some more, talk to their driver - look for the 3rd time, then get out - in the middle of the road - and offer me a fight !?
Obviously they wanted to see whether I was a scary mofo - unfortunately, this was back in my 'greendays' when the hippie look prevailed !
wizbit said:
Martin Keene said:
is a sd hole.
What possible naughty word begins with S and ends in D ???d hole.I'm confused!
I had a similar encounter when a car pushed in next to me; almost scraping it.
I honked the mighty horn - 3 lads sat in the back and look at me. They look some more, talk to their driver - look for the 3rd time, then get out - in the middle of the road - and offer me a fight !?
Obviously they wanted to see whether I was a scary mofo - unfortunately, this was back in my 'greendays' when the hippie look prevailed !
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