Things that annoy you beyond reason...?

[fatboy18]

Fort Jefferson said:

Jw Vw said:

fatboy18 said:

Wonky tables in cafes and restaurants

I second that - fking pain in the arse.

Can't understand why they don't use three legged tables and chairs.

Because they're not as Bright as you to think of it

Edited by fatboy18 on Sunday 7th August 16:22

[goldblum]

fatboy18 said:

Fort Jefferson said:

Jw Vw said:

fatboy18 said:

Wonky tables in cafes and restaurants

I second that - fking pain in the arse.

Can't understand why they don't use three legged tables and chairs.

Because their not as Bright as you to think of it

My God! That's it! Three legged chairs..stable,safe,and aesthetically more pleasing than the four legged variety.Apply for patent.You've cracked it and will be a millionaire

by Xmas.

[AndrewW-G]

People using forums to sell crap over priced products and claiming they're not . . . if I have to pay for adverts, so should these fkers!

[Pothole]

fatboy18 said:

Fort Jefferson said:

Jw Vw said:

fatboy18 said:

Wonky tables in cafes and restaurants

I second that - fking pain in the arse.

Can't understand why they don't use three legged tables and chairs.

Because their not as Bright as you to think of it

ahem, Sparky!

[fatboy18]

Pothole said:

ahem, Sparky!

Bugger, Spell police again,

Just edited, Sorry

[RodMod]

People who talk to cats like they are real people and then hardly grunt at humans that they are with.

tts.

Rod.

[Pothole]

fatboy18 said:

Bugger, Spell police again,

Just edited, Sorry

why isn't there a Muttley smiley? hee hee hee heeeee.

[AndyClockwise]

Pothole said:

ecause he already has your money before you find out it's troublesome, and because Windows has the OS market sewn up?

Sounds like a Norton problem rather than a Windows one

[Cock Womble 7]

Zoe Ball.

You'd never hear Ken Bruce saying "Big up yourselves", would you?

[CC07 PEU]

wkers who think they're being really clever by "multi tasking" in the shower e.g. blowing their noses, pissing, shaving, having a st, doing the dishes, eating a Pot Noodle, reading the paper etc... Just get in, have a shower and forget all the other disgusting and pointless crap!

[Gaspowered]

CC07 PEU said:

wkers who think they're being really clever by "multi tasking" in the shower e.g. blowing their noses, pissing, shaving, having a st, doing the dishes, eating a Pot Noodle, reading the paper etc... Just get in, have a shower and forget all the other disgusting and pointless crap!

If that sort of thing annoys you, just cover up the peep hole and find something else to watch.

[SD1992]

CC07 PEU said:

wkers who think they're being really clever by "multi tasking" in the shower e.g. blowing their noses, pissing, shaving, having a st, doing the dishes, eating a Pot Noodle, reading the paper etc... Just get in, have a shower and forget all the other disgusting and pointless crap!

I had forgotten about that thread

[goldblum]

'Powerfully built'and 'goatee'.Congrats for mentioning these words once again and for being on-trend.Wasn't really very funny back then and even less so now.fk off and think of something original to say.

[SD1992]

goldblum said:

'Powerfully built'and 'goatee'.Congrats for mentioning these words once again and for being on-trend.Wasn't really very funny back then and even less so now.fk off and think of something original to say.

Where did the "goatee" one come from?

I remember 911m's thread about being "powerfully built", but I think I joined a little late for the goatee one? Was it him again, or someone else?

[Vipers]

When the newscasters on telly talk about "blah blah blah wen't down half of one percent"..........

I know what half a percent is, its blatenly bloody obvious its half of one.....

Almost as stating the bloody obvious when the whale swam up the Thames, "An EXPERT said, it is probably lost", no st sherlock......

[fatboy18]

The Rioters and Looters wrecking our towns and cities

Edited by fatboy18 on Tuesday 9th August 14:30

[Tyre Tread]

fatboy18 said:

The Rioters and Looters wrecking our towns and city's

Wrecking our city's what?

[marshalla]

Vipers said:

I know what half a percent is, its blatenly bloody obvious its half of one.....

Quite - it's half of the whole...

[Tyre Tread]

'Professional' drivers stopping on clearways to answer their mobile and blocking the rural road with their HGV thereby causing a hazard.

[james_tigerwoods]

The fact that our per-leece aren't allowed to shoot looters promising footballers