Things that annoy you beyond reason...?

[Steamer]

Vipers said:

Steamer said:

Total no-brainer this one but it has to be said:

Custards that open their car door into others... the worst offenders being those that do it intentionally and leave the door resting against yours while they shift their crap / child / dog / wife in or out of said car.

It speaks volumes about them.

Although your absolutely right, what pisses me off is that the supermarkets make the bays so small. When did you ever see a superstore car park full? I never have, so why not make the bays a tad bigger, its not only mother and child who needs more room, bearing in mind we have a lot of large drivers these days.

And some wide cars as well, we dont all drive mini's

Expertly demonstrated by your profile photo!

I don't risk the horror of supermarket spaces - if I absolutely must risk a splash & dash, I'll park right at the extremity of the carpark and walk to the store.

[Big Rod]

Steamer said:

I don't risk the horror of supermarket spaces - if I absolutely must risk a splash & dash, I'll park right at the extremity of the carpark and walk to the store.

As I do! And the real pi55 boiler is when you've parked miles away from anyone else with space all round you to find, on your return, that some airheads have parked in the two spaces next to your car!

WTF!?!?!?!? That happens to me half the time I park in a car park! And it's not even like I drive a nice car that people might think I'd be extra careful when I open the doors!

[Flyzer]

People (usuallly little old ladies) that pull out in front of you on a national speed limit road and proceed to drive along at 40MPH!!!

Dont pull out in front of me if you are not going to move!!!!!

[Nolar Dog]

dheads who rant about where I choose to park in the supermarket car park.

I'll park where I like thanks.

[Jackpot]

The closing of damn good theads!

[ViperDave]

Tony*T3 said:

Another one - those retards that try to force themselves into the lift as soon as the doors open despite the fact that people need to get out first. Its not going to suddenly leave you stranded on the first floor you dumb fat sweaty morons - it will wait for you to get in first!!!! I want to throw them off the mezanin balcony and see them impaled on the rotating security barrier below......

Tony I'll meet you on the mezzanine in 5 mins, there are a few down here who deserve that treatment just for existing.

Note to self, wear a hard hat in reception.

[Tony*T3]

Flyzer said:

People (usuallly little old ladies) that pull out in front of you on a national speed limit road and proceed to drive along at 40MPH!!!

Dont pull out in front of me if you are not going to move!!!!!

You do realise that the speeds indicated by signs on the roadside are actually just the maximum allowed speed for that road, not the minimum, dont you.....?

[Soir]

Mostly drving then..

1) you stop to let someone through (no right of way, just you being courteous) and they can't be bothered to say thanks
2) middle lane hoggers, when nothing in lane 1
3) someone cuts in front, or has some dodgy maneuver and doesn't acknowldge it (just a god-damn wave would do)
4) MP's fiddling expenses and NOTHING happens despite public outcry
5) Policitians who were not voted by the public runing/ruining our country
6) Anything to do with Hazel Blears

[HiRich]

Steamer said:

Parsnip said:

People who put used teabags in the sink instead of the bin. Death by stoning is too good for them.

Arrr but...

If you put a steaming hot tea bag straight into your cold, flip top, metal bin, it creates condensation on the inside of the lid - which soon turns to mold.

Let your bag cool down before binning! (but I do agree they shouldnt be left in the sink!)

Solution: One old ramekin-type thing by the kettle. No dripping teabag on a spoon. No teabags around the sink, no mould in the bin. When necessary, stick the cold bags in the bin or compost heap, stick dish in the dishwasher. Simple.

[JJCW]

Nolar Dog said:

dheads who rant about where I choose to park in the supermarket car park.

I'll park where I like thanks.

Yea! fk what anyone else tries to do, I'll do whatever i like!

[oyster]

Davi said:

People who wait till the traffic lights go green, THEN select a gear (usually by looking down at the gear lever, just in case it's moved or changed layout in the last five minutes) then find the handbrake, then.... oh, red light.

+ those who look for their ticket/oyster card when they reach the ticket barrier and not before.

Not to mention the time it takes some people (women) to find means to pay in supermarkets. And then the time it takes to put some methods of payment away again.

[Smiler.]

People who watch golf

[cottonfoo]

oyster said:

+ those who look for their ticket/oyster card when they reach the ticket barrier and not before.

And those that walk down/up an escalator, only to stop a few steps from the end and let the escalator take them there!

Edited by cottonfoo on Monday 17th August 12:34

[Flyzer]

Tony*T3 said:

Flyzer said:

People (usuallly little old ladies) that pull out in front of you on a national speed limit road and proceed to drive along at 40MPH!!!

Dont pull out in front of me if you are not going to move!!!!!

You do realise that the speeds indicated by signs on the roadside are actually just the maximum allowed speed for that road, not the minimum, dont you.....?

Yes I do and I also realise you only do that speed if it is safe to do so, which on the road I am thinking of is.

[Xenocide]

People who say "You do realise that the speed limit is a limit not a target don't you". Well yes actually I do but there's no need to fking sit at half the limit for no reason. ps off.

People who walk slowly clogging the place up. ps off out my way. You might be happy to flap around and get in the way but i've got something to do.

Generally people who just don't have a clue, people who are happy just to exist but not do anything. People who do things by halfs. Oh you "can drive" can you. Well you fking can't if you're in third in a 60 doing 40. You may be able to operate a car to some degree but i'm sorry, you fail at driving.

"I've never had an accident and i've been driving for 30 years" How many have you caused though eh love?

Pricks.

[Altrezia]

Cheers,

The Moose

[Steamer]

Altrezia said:

Cheers,

The Moose

It could be worse - it could just be

[Big Rod]

Nolar Dog said:

dheads who rant about where I choose to park in the supermarket car park.

I'll park where I like thanks.

Was that a dig ND?

[JonRB]

Xenocide said:

"I've never had an accident and i've been driving for 30 years" How many have you caused though eh love?

Yup. That was my grandma. Probably didn't notice the trail of carnage and broken, twisted metal in her rear view mirror.

[AB]

Heres a new one born from my lunch time sandwich and fill up the tank run.

People who park so far over on the forecourt filling up so you cant fit and if you do fit, you cant open your door.