Things that annoy you beyond reason...?

[Justayellowbadge]

A certain form of attempted 'scathing, withering' sarcasm employed by a few in an apparent attempt to demonstrate how far they are above the unworthy threads they choose to denigrate.

Which they choose to do on that very thread.

Very odd.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Monday 17th August 13:12

[Tony*T3]

Flyzer said:

Tony*T3 said:

Flyzer said:

People (usuallly little old ladies) that pull out in front of you on a national speed limit road and proceed to drive along at 40MPH!!!

Dont pull out in front of me if you are not going to move!!!!!

You do realise that the speeds indicated by signs on the roadside are actually just the maximum allowed speed for that road, not the minimum, dont you.....?

Yes I do and I also realise you only do that speed if it is safe to do so, which on the road I am thinking of is.

you still miss the point though. There is no law that says you have to do that speed, even if its safe to do so. Some people are just not in a hurry. They are mildly annoying, but in all likelihood, if it is safe to do 60, then there would be ample overtaking opportunity to just pass them if they are pootling along at 40mph.

Much more annoying in my opinion is getting stuck behind someone doing 55 in a 60 zone. Like every other truck that’s doing a limited 55mph and is following his satnav instead of using the major trunk roads......


Little old ladies doing 40mph are easily despatched. (humanely!!!)

[Nolar Dog]

Big Rod said:

Nolar Dog said:

dheads who rant about where I choose to park in the supermarket car park.

I'll park where I like thanks.

Was that a dig ND?

Just a statement of fact.

[Poledriver]

There are sooooooo many. But just for starters...The stupid twunts who don't read the signs correctly on bus lanes which are not in operation 24/7. It's not fking rocket science and if I choose to read them and drive in the lane when I am entitled to do so I don't expect you fking road rage to be directed at me!

And breathe!

[Dupont666]

2 things:

similar to the lifts experience, but the people waiting to get on the tube that block the exit for anyone trying to get and dont get what their actions cause... had one were they wouldnt make enough space for a women carrying her baby to get off and they just started entering on so me and mate turned to said women and said simply 'excuse me and follow us', we then acted as blockers to get her out of the tube, one stupid suit got barged over by my mate who is 6ft 5 and rugby built all becuase he absolutely had to get on before anyone else had got off and then when out we moved the crowd physically so she could get off with no difficulty.

People who have difficulty when it comes to paying for shopping, had one were she could grasp the concept that she had £21.50 of good and only £20 and she took a good few minutes to decide if the packet of crisps or biscuits was going to be left, I got restrained by the OH, when for the 4th time she went and gave the biscuits to the cashier and then stopped her and said no wait take these instead, then stopped her again and vice versa.

[parakitaMol.]

Bono.

Loyalty cards holders.

Jim Carrey.

Thick people.

Football and everything connected with it.

Onion in salad.

Copiers (anyone who says that EFA, +1, popcorn and mapped twaddle).

Actually they don't annoy me beyond reason. I pity them in a "not on my doorstep way" for their chromosonal deficiencies.

Edited by parakitaMol. on Monday 17th August 13:05

Edited by parakitaMol. on Monday 17th August 13:06

[A911DOM]

cyclists

[Vipers]

Steamer said:

Expertly demonstrated by your profile photo!

Well thank you sir. And that was on a Saturday.

[Steamer]

parakitaMol. said:

various things

Thick people.

various other things

Actually they don't annoy me beyond reason. I pity them in a "not on my doorstep way" for their chromosonal deficiencies.

So are you actually saying:

[parakitaMol.]

Steamer said:

parakitaMol. said:

various things

Thick people.

various other things

Actually they don't annoy me beyond reason. I pity them in a "not on my doorstep way" for their chromosonal deficiencies.

So are you actually saying:

Yes but I can achieve a little pity-lip-sneer that Mr T cannot.

[thunderTS]

People that can't read their own writing & fat people

[Klankie]

Stereotypical references about scotsmen,£10 out of a cashmachine?

...........

[DaveMitsLancer]

Twats that drive on the motorway that cut across from the outside lane across to the inside lane and then decide to drive at a slow,sudden 40mph!

I had to swerve to miss her yesterday as she decided to cut every car up on the motorway, put her brakes on and sit at 40 which caused myself who was on the inside lane and the car in the middle lane to swerve to miss her whilst doing 70!

ahh! i feel better now!

[JonRB]

Poledriver said:

The stupid twunts who don't read the signs correctly on bus lanes which are not in operation 24/7. It's not fking rocket science and if I choose to read them and drive in the lane when I am entitled to do so I don't expect you fking road rage to be directed at me!

Funnily enough I was thinking the same thing.

Wafting down a bus lane clearly marked as "Mon-Fri 8am-5pm" (or whatever it is) past a mile of stationary sheeple on a Saturday afternoon make me giggle.

Edited by JonRB on Monday 17th August 13:26

[Xenocide]

parakitaMol. said:

Bono.

Football and everything connected with it.

People who park at the air/water machine to go and do their shopping in the petrol station. Only less annoying than people who just leave it at the pumps and fk off for 20 minutes.

[mybrainhurts]

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[Justayellowbadge]

DaveMitsLancer said:

I had to swerve to miss her yesterday as she decided to cut every car up on the motorway, put her brakes on and sit at 40 which caused myself who was on the inside lane and the car in the middle lane to swerve to miss her whilst doing 70!

Sorry, but that.

It is like fingrnails on a blackboard.

[DaveMitsLancer]

JonRB said:

Poledriver said:

The stupid twunts who don't read the signs correctly on bus lanes which are not in operation 24/7. It's not fking rocket science and if I choose to read them and drive in the lane when I am entitled to do so I don't expect you fking road rage to be directed at me!

Funnily enough I was thinking the same thing.

Wafting down a bus lane clearly marked as "Mon-Fri 8am-5pm" (or whatever it is) past a mile of stationary sheeple on a Saturday afternoon make me giggle.

Edited by JonRB on Monday 17th August 13:26

ha ha i went to london zoo yesterday, and in the aquarium there was a tank empty, just full of clean clear water.
On the tank there was a huge sign saying no fish on display due to cleaning.
But still families went up to the tank and spent a good few minutes looking for fish!

[cv01jw]

I fear that some the following points may go over ground already covered many times, but they really do get on my nerves to a level completely over and above what could be termed 'reasonable'.

Cockspanners who feel the need to take up more than one parking space in a car park (nicely demonstrated in Asda yesterday by a Landcruiser taking up FOUR bays).

People who insist that buying a petrol car is silly now as turbodiesels are so much better in every way.

The current 'THINK' road safety TV advert about a bloke going for a blast on his motorbike.

My parents.

The 'modern' Thomas the Tank Engine. It is in no way better than when I was young.