Things that annoy you beyond reason...?

[Tony*T3]

Just every now and then something annoys me to the point that I'd like to commit unreasonable and illegal levels of retribution to the person that is responsible.

For example, some politician that simply can't answer a question with a yes/no reply. I'd honestly like to smash their face in sometimes, which lets face it, is an unreasonable level of annoyance over something you cant really control.

Another example: Those overly excitable American 'Golf fans' that shout 'In the Hole' whenever Tiger Woods hits any kind of shot - even when teeing off on a par 5. Look you stupid cretin, it cant possibly be "in the hole" as the hole is 550 yards away! I want to smash their face in with a 7 iron over their sheer stupidity.

So what minor annoyances do people do that really gets your blood boiling to the level that just for a brief split second you'd risk your very freedom just for the satisfaction of putting them out of your misery? And what is your chosen method of wiping that smug fekers grin off their face....?


(obviously I'm expecting to be beaten up any second by the PH grammar and spelling police too).....

[10 Pence Short]

People who post rant threads.

[Davi]

People who wait till the traffic lights go green, THEN select a gear (usually by looking down at the gear lever, just in case it's moved or changed layout in the last five minutes) then find the handbrake, then.... oh, red light.

[lightningghost]

I'm with you on the "GET IN THE HOLE!" front. It is the battle cry of the links's simpleton.


ETA: Although admittedly they're almost all Americans...

Edited by lightningghost on Monday 17th August 11:21

[Mark A S]

Flies Craping on my car !

[anonymous-user]

That Virgin pop up advert that you get when entering Pistonheads which blocks the ability to select the Forums - utterly wk thing to do !

[grumbledoak]

That train conductor on (I think it is) Balamory. The one who always sings his little "I'm so happy being me" song, attempting to brainwash our young into thinking that trains are useful or fun, and that the staff are ever cheerful. I'd happily beat him to death with a 1980s era British Rail ham sandwich. No doubt he's got one on his trolley.

ETA- this is him. Talk about Vomit Comet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGfH-iq0zgM

Edited by grumbledoak on Monday 17th August 11:38

[AB]

I arrived in the office as Mr. Angry today. I know this is The Lounge but people who just will not move over as they think they are still overtaking simply because there is a lorry 30 seconds ahead of them.

I did 60 for about 30 miles today as this arse in an Avensis would not move over. The people behind me werent impressed either.

Another one, Wrexham Road local to me has a bus lane the whole length of it. There was a jam there on Friday and the people who used the bus lane really made me want to get out and stab them.

People in general annoy me. I see shopping as a necessity and rightly or wrongly I get very frustrated with people who walk at 0.7mph around the supermarket as if they have all the time in the world. I want to be in and out, not held up by granny.

Also, why do they shop on a Saturday when they have the whole week?

[evenflow]

Bandit said:

That Virgin pop up advert that you get when entering Pistonheads which blocks the ability to select the Forums - utterly wk thing to do !

Download www.firefox.com and install Adblock. Makes life much nicer.

[Vipers]

I get annoyed when a group of women decide to hold a pavement meeting between the bus stop and shop window, thus reducing width of path for others to abour 2 ft wide.

And those who queu up to pay for their car park ticket, notwithstanding there is a bloody big sign stating x pounds for y hours, they put the ticket in, and guess what, it says they have to pay £2.10, (omg), they rake around their purses, put a quid in, and look up, and guess what.

It says £1.10, so they rake around again and put in 50p, look up, fk me I still owe 60p....... they can make a man suicidal.........

Edited by Vipers on Monday 17th August 11:36

[Tony*T3]

Another one - those retards that try to force themselves into the lift as soon as the doors open despite the fact that people need to get out first. Its not going to suddenly leave you stranded on the first floor you dumb fat sweaty morons - it will wait for you to get in first!!!! I want to throw them off the mezanin balcony and see them impaled on the rotating security barrier below......

Edited by Tony*T3 on Monday 17th August 11:38

[Steamer]

Total no-brainer this one but it has to be said:

Custards that open their car door into others... the worst offenders being those that do it intentionally and leave the door resting against yours while they shift their crap / child / dog / wife in or out of said car.

It speaks volumes about them.

[Parsnip]

People who put used teabags in the sink instead of the bin. Death by stoning is too good for them.

[Vipers]

Steamer said:

Total no-brainer this one but it has to be said:

Custards that open their car door into others... the worst offenders being those that do it intentionally and leave the door resting against yours while they shift their crap / child / dog / wife in or out of said car.

It speaks volumes about them.

Although your absolutely right, what pisses me off is that the supermarkets make the bays so small. When did you ever see a superstore car park full? I never have, so why not make the bays a tad bigger, its not only mother and child who needs more room, bearing in mind we have a lot of large drivers these days.

And some wide cars as well, we dont all drive mini's

[Steamer]

Parsnip said:

People who put used teabags in the sink instead of the bin. Death by stoning is too good for them.

Arrr but...

If you put a steaming hot tea bag straight into your cold, flip top, metal bin, it creates condensation on the inside of the lid - which soon turns to mold.

Let your bag cool down before binning! (but I do agree they shouldnt be left in the sink!)

[Slate99]

Parsnip said:

People who put used teabags in the sink instead of the bin. Death by stoning is too good for them.

100%. Its incredibly foul.

[Scottish Exile]

Standing at the cash machine and the prat in front gets a balance statement first.

Study it, and then withdraw £10.

Then they order up another balance statement.

Boils my piss everytime.

[Vipers]

And those workmates who leave empty kettles................... after ditching said tea bag.

[10 Pence Short]

Scottish Exile said:

Standing at the cash machine and the prat in front gets a balance statement first.

Study it, and then withdraw £10.

Then they order up another balance statement.

Boils my piss everytime.

Being Scottish it probably shocks you that people are willing to withdraw that much cash in one go.

[Eddh]

People who can't spell VTEC correctly.

It's written on the top of the fking engine!