Classic from the Mrs!

[Asterix]

Vipers said:

MitchT said:

Not my Mrs, but a mate's ...

My mate: "They're sending divers down to look for the missing plane."
His Mrs: "Is Tom Daley going?"

Two for the price of one, how deep does your mate think divers can go !

Up to their watch...

[DannyScene]

Joshsl said:

the mrs when we were in turkey on holiday

her: josh you know the sun
me: yeah
her: is it the same everywhere
me: whatdo you mean?
her: is everybodies son the same as turkeys
me: what do you mean everybodies son, there is only one sun
her: one sun per country, everybody has there own
me: o yeah my mistake, i think they are all the same

followed by her giving me a look of disbelief to me like im some sort of idiot

Given your above typing I'd say the look your Mrs gave you was spot on, sun

[onesickpuppy]

DannyScene said:

Joshsl said:

the mrs when we were in turkey on holiday

her: josh you know the sun
me: yeah
her: is it the same everywhere
me: whatdo you mean?
her: is everybodies son the same as turkeys
me: what do you mean everybodies son, there is only one sun
her: one sun per country, everybody has there own
me: o yeah my mistake, i think they are all the same

followed by her giving me a look of disbelief to me like im some sort of idiot

Given your above typing I'd say the look your Mrs gave you was spot on, sun

[Craphouserat]

Can't remember what it was we were watching the other day but there was a question along the lines of what current board game involving discs is still called by its Latin name?

We're both thinking when she says.....

Tiddlywinks.

[Marvib]

Craphouserat said:

Can't remember what it was we were watching the other day but there was a question along the lines of what current board game involving discs is still called by its Latin name?

We're both thinking when she says.....

Tiddlywinks.

Ludo?

[Chlamydia]

Marvib said:

Craphouserat said:

Can't remember what it was we were watching the other day but there was a question along the lines of what current board game involving discs is still called by its Latin name?

We're both thinking when she says.....

Tiddlywinks.

Ludo?

Oh Christ, my missus just read that and said, "Chess! No... hold on..."

[Asterix]

Marvib said:

Craphouserat said:

Can't remember what it was we were watching the other day but there was a question along the lines of what current board game involving discs is still called by its Latin name?

We're both thinking when she says.....

Tiddlywinks.

Ludo?

Stupid boy - definately Tiddleywinks...

[marshalla]

We're in Hong Kong at the moment and did a little bit of sightseeing this morning. At one building I mentioned that it reminded me a little of Raffles in Singapore, to which she said "Mmm, Yes - it is a bit colonic isn't it ?"

[onyx39]

marshalla said:

We're in Hong Kong at the moment and did a little bit of sightseeing this morning. At one building I mentioned that it reminded me a little of Raffles in Singapore, to which she said "Mmm, Yes - it is a bit colonic isn't it ?"

How irrigating!

[Vipers]

Asterix said:

Marvib said:

Craphouserat said:

Can't remember what it was we were watching the other day but there was a question along the lines of what current board game involving discs is still called by its Latin name?

We're both thinking when she says.....

Tiddlywinks.

Ludo?

Stupid boy - definately Tiddleywinks...

Ludo!, uckers you fuc****, invented by Able Seaman Frank Ucker, commonly known as F.Ucker..............

Just a bit of naval history

[havoc]

Vipers said:

Ludo!, uckers you fuc****, invented by Able Seaman Frank Ucker, commonly known as F.Ucker..............

Just a bit of naval history

I heard people kept getting confused for his mother...

[matchmaker]

Sitting in a car park:

Her: "Is that a robin?"

Me: "Yes"

Her: "I thought they only came out in winter"

Meafter several minutes of helpless laughter) "Like hibernation in reverse?"

Her: "Oh"

[Einion Yrth]

matchmaker said:

Sitting in a car park:

Her: "Is that a robin?"

Me: "Yes"

Her: "I thought they only came out in winter"

Meafter several minutes of helpless laughter) "Like hibernation in reverse?"

Her: "Oh"

Aestivation is not unknown. Not Robins though.

[DannyScene]

matchmaker said:

Sitting in a car park:

Her: "Is that a robin?"

Me: "Yes"

Her: "I thought they only came out in winter"

Meafter several minutes of helpless laughter) "Like hibernation in reverse?"

Her: "Oh"

My Girlfriend said exactly the same thing to me yesterday as we were getting in the car after taking the dog out

'Oh look a Robin, isn't that out a bit late, they're only about in winter aren't they?'

She couldnt answer me when I asked where the hell they went for the rest of the year

[Frimley111R]

"What's rouge traders about?"

[JRewing]

Frimley111R said:

"What's rouge traders about?"

Traders in lipstick?

(Meaning people who sell lipstick)

[SpeckledJim]

Frimley111R said:

"What's rouge traders about?"

The Second World War domestic black market. Now go back to sleep.

[Carthage]

DannyScene said:

matchmaker said:

Sitting in a car park:

Her: "Is that a robin?"

Me: "Yes"

Her: "I thought they only came out in winter"

Meafter several minutes of helpless laughter) "Like hibernation in reverse?"

Her: "Oh"

My Girlfriend said exactly the same thing to me yesterday as we were getting in the car after taking the dog out

'Oh look a Robin, isn't that out a bit late, they're only about in winter aren't they?'

She couldnt answer me when I asked where the hell they went for the rest of the year

I must be as dim as your ladies; I thought some robins 'migrate' here to overwinter in the UK due to our relatively mild climate?

[bigandclever]

Carthage said:

DannyScene said:

matchmaker said:

Sitting in a car park:

Her: "Is that a robin?"

Me: "Yes"

Her: "I thought they only came out in winter"

Meafter several minutes of helpless laughter) "Like hibernation in reverse?"

Her: "Oh"

My Girlfriend said exactly the same thing to me yesterday as we were getting in the car after taking the dog out

'Oh look a Robin, isn't that out a bit late, they're only about in winter aren't they?'

She couldnt answer me when I asked where the hell they went for the rest of the year

I must be as dim as your ladies; I thought some robins 'migrate' here to overwinter in the UK due to our relatively mild climate?

I'm pretty sure that our British robins stay here all year round, and at winter we get a load of dodgy immigrants from Scandinavia and Russia and the like, avoiding their harsher winters. Then they spend their time shagging our female robins (at least, the ones who haven't gone over the channel for a bit of winter sun) before sodding off back home.

[Cliftonite]

bigandclever said:

I'm pretty sure that our British robins stay here all year round, and at winter we get a load of dodgy immigrants from Scandinavia and Russia and the like, avoiding their harsher winters. Then they spend their time shagging our female robins (at least, the ones who haven't gone over the channel for a bit of winter sun) before sodding off back home.

Should the EU not therefore legislate to keep non-EU resident robins outside of the EU borders to protect our own robins?

Or is there an element of racism rearing its ugly head here?