Classic from the Mrs!
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It's not stupid comments off my missis, but repetition that annoys, today's.....
Where's the ryder cup this year? I reply I don't know.
She immediately comes back with, is it in Europe? I don't know
Is it in America? I don't know
Is it in Scotland? I DON'T KNOW.
Why are you shouting.....I'm now in her bad books
Where's the ryder cup this year? I reply I don't know.
She immediately comes back with, is it in Europe? I don't know
Is it in America? I don't know
Is it in Scotland? I DON'T KNOW.
Why are you shouting.....I'm now in her bad books
bigandclever said:
Carthage said:
DannyScene said:
matchmaker said:
Sitting in a car park:
Her: "Is that a robin?"
Me: "Yes"
Her: "I thought they only came out in winter"
Meafter several minutes of helpless laughter) "Like hibernation in reverse?"
Her: "Oh"
My Girlfriend said exactly the same thing to me yesterday as we were getting in the car after taking the dog outHer: "Is that a robin?"
Me: "Yes"
Her: "I thought they only came out in winter"
Meafter several minutes of helpless laughter) "Like hibernation in reverse?"
Her: "Oh"
'Oh look a Robin, isn't that out a bit late, they're only about in winter aren't they?'
She couldnt answer me when I asked where the hell they went for the rest of the year
Marvib said:
It's not stupid comments off my missis, but repetition that annoys, today's.....
Where's the ryder cup this year? I reply I don't know.
She immediately comes back with, is it in Europe? I don't know
Is it in America? I don't know
Is it in Scotland? I DON'T KNOW.
Why are you shouting.....I'm now in her bad books
I get that as well!Where's the ryder cup this year? I reply I don't know.
She immediately comes back with, is it in Europe? I don't know
Is it in America? I don't know
Is it in Scotland? I DON'T KNOW.
Why are you shouting.....I'm now in her bad books
Reminds me of Red Dwarf - Everybody's dead Dave
john2443 said:
Marvib said:
It's not stupid comments off my missis, but repetition that annoys, today's.....
Where's the ryder cup this year? I reply I don't know.
She immediately comes back with, is it in Europe? I don't know
Is it in America? I don't know
Is it in Scotland? I DON'T KNOW.
Why are you shouting.....I'm now in her bad books
I get that as well!Where's the ryder cup this year? I reply I don't know.
She immediately comes back with, is it in Europe? I don't know
Is it in America? I don't know
Is it in Scotland? I DON'T KNOW.
Why are you shouting.....I'm now in her bad books
Reminds me of Red Dwarf - Everybody's dead Dave
- "Pardon duck?" (because you're never listening the first time)
- "Dunno"
- "Still dunno"
- "Honestly, just like the last two instances, I dunno"
- "You know, this minute in many ways can be considered akin to last minute, in that, in neither of them, did I fkING KNOW!!!!"
I was complaining to the wife over Skype that my new bike was taking a long time to come on the plane to Dubai (LBS said it had be shipped), she said but it has to go through immigration and have it's passport stamped... I have read this thread for ages and never thought I would hear something like that that from my wife!
MissChief said:
Carlton Banks said:
For those of you that watch Soccer Saturday.
We were watching the scores and it goes to Chris Kamara who was covering a championship game.
The mrs pipes up "didn't know Lionel Richie was Northern?.."
Couldn't stop laughing.........
Unbelievable Jeff!We were watching the scores and it goes to Chris Kamara who was covering a championship game.
The mrs pipes up "didn't know Lionel Richie was Northern?.."
Couldn't stop laughing.........
onyx39 said:
My other half's smartphone goes to ''sleep" if you lay it face down. When you pick it up again it wakes up and bings, bongs, pops and farts for every message, notification or Facefkingbook post she's missed.Every morning she wakes up at stupid O'Clock and picks up her phone to check the time, despite having a million candlepower LED clock on the dressing table.
It's like the entire cast of Riverdance hoofing about on an xylophone, whilst Rolf Harris plays the Minute Waltz on a Stylophone,
every.bd.morning.
karona said:
My other half's smartphone goes to ''sleep" if you lay it face down. When you pick it up again it wakes up and bings, bongs, pops and farts for every message, notification or Facefkingbook post she's missed.
Every morning she wakes up at stupid O'Clock and picks up her phone to check the time, despite having a million candlepower LED clock on the dressing table.
It's like the entire cast of Riverdance hoofing about on an xylophone, whilst Rolf Harris plays the Minute Waltz on a Stylophone,
every.bd.morning.
Every morning she wakes up at stupid O'Clock and picks up her phone to check the time, despite having a million candlepower LED clock on the dressing table.
It's like the entire cast of Riverdance hoofing about on an xylophone, whilst Rolf Harris plays the Minute Waltz on a Stylophone,
every.bd.morning.
You need to record the din it makes, then, when shes just nodding off play it back, loudly
"Sorry dear, just checking facebook..."
karona said:
My other half's smartphone goes to ''sleep" if you lay it face down. When you pick it up again it wakes up and bings, bongs, pops and farts for every message, notification or Facefkingbook post she's missed.
Every morning she wakes up at stupid O'Clock and picks up her phone to check the time, despite having a million candlepower LED clock on the dressing table.
It's like the entire cast of Riverdance hoofing about on an xylophone, whilst Rolf Harris plays the Minute Waltz on a Stylophone,
every.bd.morning.
Every morning she wakes up at stupid O'Clock and picks up her phone to check the time, despite having a million candlepower LED clock on the dressing table.
It's like the entire cast of Riverdance hoofing about on an xylophone, whilst Rolf Harris plays the Minute Waltz on a Stylophone,
every.bd.morning.
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