Classic from the Mrs!
Discussion
MrBarry123 said:
I kid you not...
1. "Why are they complaining that we didn't do well in the Eurovision Song Contest? Denmark came second and isn't it in England?"
Suffice to say, Dorling Kindersley will be contacted and a First Atlas purchased shortly.
2. On watching a programme about Richard Branson's life, business etc...
"How did he make all that money from selling pickle? It doesn't even taste nice."
As funny as little anecdotes like this are.... how do you guys cope with living with someone who's borderline retarded 1. "Why are they complaining that we didn't do well in the Eurovision Song Contest? Denmark came second and isn't it in England?"
Suffice to say, Dorling Kindersley will be contacted and a First Atlas purchased shortly.
2. On watching a programme about Richard Branson's life, business etc...
"How did he make all that money from selling pickle? It doesn't even taste nice."
Carthage said:
DannyScene said:
On the phone to my girlfriend last night must be a first for this thread but she isn't a teacher or a company director anyway, she decides to tell me about this new discovery they've made about the centre of the earth or something (she didnt have my full attention) but something caught my attention
Girlfriend says : Anyway they did this experiment right and because no matter where you are in the world your always the same distance from the centre of the earth..
Me : Erm are you sure?
Girlfriend : Yes, for example London and Sydney are equal distances to the centre.
Me : You can't be serious? So someone on sea level and someone ontop of everest are the same distance from the centre of the earth?
Girlfriend : Yes what don't you understand about that!? (Getting irrate)
Me : You know what nevermind just tell me the earth thing for fk sake
I'm still not convinced she gets it..
Not hilarious but my first genuine fail by the mrs!
I'm too kind to say anything about a man being stupid. Girlfriend says : Anyway they did this experiment right and because no matter where you are in the world your always the same distance from the centre of the earth..
Me : Erm are you sure?
Girlfriend : Yes, for example London and Sydney are equal distances to the centre.
Me : You can't be serious? So someone on sea level and someone ontop of everest are the same distance from the centre of the earth?
Girlfriend : Yes what don't you understand about that!? (Getting irrate)
Me : You know what nevermind just tell me the earth thing for fk sake
I'm still not convinced she gets it..
Not hilarious but my first genuine fail by the mrs!
Edited by Carthage on Wednesday 14th May 16:42
Edited by Carthage on Wednesday 14th May 16:54
Adenauer said:
MIL and Frau Adenauer chatting about Facebook yesterday.
FA. Mum do you like my cover photo?
MIL. No, my eyes are a bit squint.
FA. No, not my profile picture, my cover photo.
MIL. What is it?
FA. It's the earth, taken from the moon.
MIL. When did you go there?
Whose the space cadet? FA. Mum do you like my cover photo?
MIL. No, my eyes are a bit squint.
FA. No, not my profile picture, my cover photo.
MIL. What is it?
FA. It's the earth, taken from the moon.
MIL. When did you go there?
KFC said:
MrBarry123 said:
I kid you not...
1. "Why are they complaining that we didn't do well in the Eurovision Song Contest? Denmark came second and isn't it in England?"
Suffice to say, Dorling Kindersley will be contacted and a First Atlas purchased shortly.
2. On watching a programme about Richard Branson's life, business etc...
"How did he make all that money from selling pickle? It doesn't even taste nice."
As funny as little anecdotes like this are.... how do you guys cope with living with someone who's borderline retarded 1. "Why are they complaining that we didn't do well in the Eurovision Song Contest? Denmark came second and isn't it in England?"
Suffice to say, Dorling Kindersley will be contacted and a First Atlas purchased shortly.
2. On watching a programme about Richard Branson's life, business etc...
"How did he make all that money from selling pickle? It doesn't even taste nice."
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