Classic from the Mrs!

[bozzy101]

Question on Celebrity Juice: "Where do fish breath from?"

GF shouts: "Ears"

GF also thinks clouds stay still in the sky, but the Earths rotation makes them look like they move. She told this to her daughter in front of me. I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

She also didn't believe me that the rolls of grass sold at B&Q were real. She almost had a case of The Mental when I tried to explain how it gets there.

Edited by bozzy101 on Thursday 15th May 22:47

[8bit]

bozzy101 said:

She also didn't believe me that the rolls of grass sold at B&Q were real. She almost had a case of The Mental when I tried to explain how it gets there.

Heh, reminds me of a story my wife told me about an ex colleague of hers (apologies if I've told this one already). Said ex colleague drove to B&Q with her then-boyfriend (now husband). Boyfriend asks "what are we here for?" and she says "a bath". "Don't be silly, we've got a Corsa, we'll never get a bath in it" to which she says "It's fine, we'll get a flat-pack one".

Cue a full on barney because she's convinced you get such a thing as a flat-pack bath (awaits some smart-arse coming along with a link to just that) which ended when she got back into the car in a strop and drove off and left him standing in the B&Q car park...

[YankeePorker]

bozzy101 said:

GF also thinks clouds stay still in the sky, but the Earths rotation makes them look like they move.

Reminds me of Gabby, a cuban girlfriend looking up at the night sky where the clouds were flitting across the face of the moon. "Damn the moon is moving fast tonight!"

[talksthetorque]

I'm just going to leave this new word thought fart here from the OH.

'Are Twerking and Fracking the same thing?'

[marshalla]

8bit said:

Cue a full on barney because she's convinced you get such a thing as a flat-pack bath (awaits some smart-arse coming along with a link to just that) which ended when she got back into the car in a strop and drove off and left him standing in the B&Q car park...

Depends how old your GF is : http://www.amazon.co.uk/Real-Cool-World-Flexibath-...

[HarryFlatters]

talksthetorque said:

I'm just going to leave this new word thought fart here from the OH.

'Are Twerking and Fracking the same thing?'

[xRIEx]

YankeePorker said:

bozzy101 said:

GF also thinks clouds stay still in the sky, but the Earths rotation makes them look like they move.

Reminds me of Gabby, a cuban girlfriend looking up at the night sky where the clouds were flitting across the face of the moon. "Damn the moon is moving fast tonight!"

It's not an incorrect statement in itself.

[OlberJ]

Well it is. I'm not aware that the moon has a fluctuation in it's speed of travel at all?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

OlberJ said:

Well it is. I'm not aware that the moon has a fluctuation in it's speed of travel at all?

She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.

[Tyre Tread]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.

There's a 'milky war?

[Mr Trophy]

Absolute cracker last night.

Her - I've got a question
Me - come on then
Her - See buses with N infront of the number?
Me - Yes....
Her - Do they only drive the North side of the town?
Me -
Me - No, they are from the night service

[OlberJ]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

OlberJ said:

Well it is. I'm not aware that the moon has a fluctuation in it's speed of travel at all?

She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.

"It's moving fast tonight" would suggest it hasn't been moving as fast on previous nights.

[DannyScene]

Mr Trophy said:

Absolute cracker last night.

Her - I've got a question
Me - come on then
Her - See buses with N infront of the number?
Me - Yes....
Her - Do they only drive the North side of the town?
Me -
Me - No, they are from the night service

I would've never known that, I'm not aware of night service buses where I am, they mainly finish at about 11pm

[TwigtheWonderkid]

OlberJ said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

OlberJ said:

Well it is. I'm not aware that the moon has a fluctuation in it's speed of travel at all?

She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.

"It's moving fast tonight" would suggest it hasn't been moving as fast on previous nights.

I suggests it for sure, but it's not definite. Sometimes you might look at your car and think it looks great. But it doesn't mean it didn't look the same yesterday.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Tyre Tread said:

There's a 'milky war?

Yes, it's a fight over whether to buy skimmed or semi skimmed.

[qube_TA]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

OlberJ said:

Well it is. I'm not aware that the moon has a fluctuation in it's speed of travel at all?

She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.

Fast compared to other moons?

[Impasse]

qube_TA said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

OlberJ said:

Well it is. I'm not aware that the moon has a fluctuation in it's speed of travel at all?

She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.

Fast compared to other moons?

That's no moon.

[Tyre Tread]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Tyre Tread said:

There's a 'milky war?

Yes, it's a fight over whether to buy skimmed or semi skimmed.

Neither - Full fat

[irocfan]

DannyScene said:

Mr Trophy said:

Absolute cracker last night.

Her - I've got a question
Me - come on then
Her - See buses with N infront of the number?
Me - Yes....
Her - Do they only drive the North side of the town?
Me -
Me - No, they are from the night service

I would've never known that, I'm not aware of night service buses where I am, they mainly finish at about 11pm

but, but, but... aren't buses for poor people?

[qube_TA]

irocfan said:

DannyScene said:

Mr Trophy said:

Absolute cracker last night.

Her - I've got a question
Me - come on then
Her - See buses with N infront of the number?
Me - Yes....
Her - Do they only drive the North side of the town?
Me -
Me - No, they are from the night service

I would've never known that, I'm not aware of night service buses where I am, they mainly finish at about 11pm

but, but, but... aren't buses for poor people?

It's true, that's why they put big windows on buses so that normal people, who can afford cars can easily point and laugh.