Classic from the Mrs!

[irocfan]

DannyScene said:

Mr Trophy said:

Absolute cracker last night.

Her - I've got a question
Me - come on then
Her - See buses with N infront of the number?
Me - Yes....
Her - Do they only drive the North side of the town?
Me -
Me - No, they are from the night service

I would've never known that, I'm not aware of night service buses where I am, they mainly finish at about 11pm

but, but, but... aren't buses for poor people?

[qube_TA]

irocfan said:

DannyScene said:

Mr Trophy said:

Absolute cracker last night.

Her - I've got a question
Me - come on then
Her - See buses with N infront of the number?
Me - Yes....
Her - Do they only drive the North side of the town?
Me -
Me - No, they are from the night service

I would've never known that, I'm not aware of night service buses where I am, they mainly finish at about 11pm

but, but, but... aren't buses for poor people?

It's true, that's why they put big windows on buses so that normal people, who can afford cars can easily point and laugh.

[RMCA]

talksthetorque said:

I'm just going to leave this new word thought fart here from the OH.

'Are Twerking and Fracking the same thing?'

Run

[Vipers]

qube_TA said:

irocfan said:

DannyScene said:

Mr Trophy said:

Absolute cracker last night.

Her - I've got a question
Me - come on then
Her - See buses with N infront of the number?
Me - Yes....
Her - Do they only drive the North side of the town?
Me -
Me - No, they are from the night service

I would've never known that, I'm not aware of night service buses where I am, they mainly finish at about 11pm

but, but, but... aren't buses for poor people?

It's true, that's why they put big windows on buses so that normal people, who can afford cars can easily point and laugh.

And for some of the passengers who leave their cars at home and use their FREE bus pass can laugh at the stationary cars as the bus nips down the bus lane.

Not that I use it much myself.

[DannyScene]

irocfan said:

DannyScene said:

Mr Trophy said:

Absolute cracker last night.

Her - I've got a question
Me - come on then
Her - See buses with N infront of the number?
Me - Yes....
Her - Do they only drive the North side of the town?
Me -
Me - No, they are from the night service

I would've never known that, I'm not aware of night service buses where I am, they mainly finish at about 11pm

but, but, but... aren't buses for poor people?

I've only had my car 3 weeks roughly but yes buses are for poor people
I hope I never have to risk a journey with the great unwashed on one again

[MarvGTI]

Impasse said:

That's no moon.

IT'S A TRAP!

[hidetheelephants]

Tyre Tread said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.

There's a 'milky war?

Fight! Hera got some expressed milk in Zeus's eye while creating the galaxies and then it was lightning bolts and brimstone everywhere. Clearly not a breast man.

[callmedave]

Talking about evolution,

Her: so if we evolved from fish, is that why we can swim?

[RizzoTheRat]

Tell her that dolphins evolved from a similar ancestor to the Hippo which is what they can run so fast when them come ashore

[TwigtheWonderkid]

callmedave said:

Talking about evolution,

Her: so if we evolved from fish, is that why we can swim?

I'd have to ask Richard Dawkins on that one. We have the ability to swim from birth, is that an inbuilt skill left over from our evolutionary history? Could well be. She may be spot on.

People who can't swim just didn't use the skill early enough, and then developed a fear that then hampered them.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

RizzoTheRat said:

Tell her that dolphins evolved from a similar ancestor to the Hippo which is what they can run so fast when them come ashore

Just because some creatures lose a skill along the way, doesn't mean that others can't have kept it.

If you look a picture of an early stage embryo of any mammal, it's almost impossible to tell a human from a mouse from a hippo from a giraffe. We all share the same evolutionary history.

Plus I think it's whales and hippos that are very closely related, although that doesn't alter your point. Whales aren't too nifty on their feet either.

[callmedave]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I'd have to ask Richard Dawkins on that one. We have the ability to swim from birth, is that an inbuilt skill left over from our evolutionary history? Could well be. She may be spot on.

People who can't swim just didn't use the skill early enough, and then developed a fear that then hampered them.

When a baby swims, it's more of a crawling motion, not swimming

[Asterix]

callmedave said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I'd have to ask Richard Dawkins on that one. We have the ability to swim from birth, is that an inbuilt skill left over from our evolutionary history? Could well be. She may be spot on.

People who can't swim just didn't use the skill early enough, and then developed a fear that then hampered them.

When a baby swims, it's more of a crawling motion, not swimming

They do that on porpoise...

[RammyMP]

Yesterday my missus was convinced Florida was in South America as it is in the south part of the USA. Couldn't grasp that the USA and Canada where North America and Brazil etc were South America. I gave up trying to explain!

[Asterix]

RammyMP said:

Yesterday my missus was convinced Florida was in South America as it is in the south part of the USA. Couldn't grasp that the USA and Canada where North America and Brazil etc were South America. I gave up trying to explain!

NA goes all the way to Panama.

[RammyMP]

Asterix said:

NA goes all the way to Panama.

Don't waste your time trying to explain, it's not worth the effort!

[Cliftonite]

RammyMP said:

Yesterday my missus was convinced Florida was in South America as it is in the south part of the USA. Couldn't grasp that the USA and Canada where North America and Brazil etc were South America. I gave up trying to explain!

She must have other qualities, though, for you to have married her?

Pictures, please!

[GroundEffect]

RammyMP said:

Yesterday my missus was convinced Florida was in South America as it is in the south part of the USA. Couldn't grasp that the USA and Canada where North America and Brazil etc were South America. I gave up trying to explain!

Mexico is North America too, chap.

[onyx39]

callmedave said:

Talking about evolution,

Her: so if we evolved from fish, is that why we can swim?

I can't swim. Am I an alien?

[RizzoTheRat]

onyx39 said:

I can't swim. Am I an alien?

I think that makes you a creationist.