Classic from the Mrs!
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Tremendous.Washed & hoovered the Mrs car yesterday. Ungrateful cow came in mumbling something about using all her petrol. I said but I have not been anywhere to which she ranted on about how I had been listening to the radio and that her fuel computer showed 80 miles last night and now only showed 40 so it must have been me with the radio on all afternoon.
I tried to explain after I had stopped laughing but she was in no mood to listen. I also had to sleep in the spare room with the cats last night.....
I tried to explain after I had stopped laughing but she was in no mood to listen. I also had to sleep in the spare room with the cats last night.....
stuttgartmetal said:
Sweletering Sunday afternoon in Caterham.
Its so hot, the dog is lying on his side, panting out of it.
Ive gpot a cold beer, and barbecueing chicken.
Me: Its a hot one today.
Her: I thought the rain yesterday would have cooled it down a bit.
Perfectly valid comment, it often feels cooler after a storm.Its so hot, the dog is lying on his side, panting out of it.
Ive gpot a cold beer, and barbecueing chicken.
Me: Its a hot one today.
Her: I thought the rain yesterday would have cooled it down a bit.
Usget said:
stuttgartmetal said:
Sweletering Sunday afternoon in Caterham.
Its so hot, the dog is lying on his side, panting out of it.
Ive gpot a cold beer, and barbecueing chicken.
Me: Its a hot one today.
Her: I thought the rain yesterday would have cooled it down a bit.
Perfectly valid comment, it often feels cooler after a storm.Its so hot, the dog is lying on his side, panting out of it.
Ive gpot a cold beer, and barbecueing chicken.
Me: Its a hot one today.
Her: I thought the rain yesterday would have cooled it down a bit.
steveatesh said:
Let's hope they are female cats rather than Tom cats then! 
One of each! 
Note to self...... don't laugh at SWIMBO and call her a 'tard when you explain why she is wrong as (a) she was obviously right & I was wrong naturally (b) telling her it was a howler for 'classics from the Mrs' didn't make her see the funny side!shep1001 said:
One of each! Note to self...... don't laugh at SWIMBO and call her a 'tard when you explain why she is wrong as (a) she was obviously right & I was wrong naturally (b) telling her it was a howler for 'classics from the Mrs' didn't make her see the funny side!
So you were serious about her demanding you sleep in the spare room? For that? Christ. Why would anyone put up with that. Note to self...... don't laugh at SWIMBO and call her a 'tard when you explain why she is wrong as (a) she was obviously right & I was wrong naturally (b) telling her it was a howler for 'classics from the Mrs' didn't make her see the funny side!BoRED S2upid said:
So you were serious about her demanding you sleep in the spare room? For that? Christ. Why would anyone put up with that.
No 'had to' was probably a poor choice of words. Plotting her revenge for me taking the piss, by giving her an easy target lay sleeping next to her was not worth the riskBoRED S2upid said:
So you were serious about her demanding you sleep in the spare room? For that? Christ. Why would anyone put up with that.
God knows, she is treating it like a privilege to sleep in the same bed. Sounds like the spare room is the grown up version of the naughty step. Usget said:
stuttgartmetal said:
Sweletering Sunday afternoon in Caterham.
Its so hot, the dog is lying on his side, panting out of it.
Ive got a cold beer, and barbecueing chicken.
Me: Its a hot one today.
Her: I thought the rain yesterday would have cooled it down a bit.
Perfectly valid comment, it often feels cooler after a storm.Its so hot, the dog is lying on his side, panting out of it.
Ive got a cold beer, and barbecueing chicken.
Me: Its a hot one today.
Her: I thought the rain yesterday would have cooled it down a bit.
shep1001 said:
BoRED S2upid said:
So you were serious about her demanding you sleep in the spare room? For that? Christ. Why would anyone put up with that.
No 'had to' was probably a poor choice of words. Plotting her revenge for me taking the piss, by giving her an easy target lay sleeping next to her was not worth the riskDitch the wife but make sure you keep the car.
Do it now.
Went to see Avenue Q last night, one of the characters is Gary Coleman, with frequent references to Different Strokes and having been a childhood star.
In the interval the Mrs asked me how old Gary Coleman is as he looked quite young. I commented that one of the other actors looked a bit older than his character too and was looked at rather blankly.
I think she then went in to arse covering mode as I wasn't able to find out if she thought that it was the real Gary Coleman, ignoring the fact he's dead (leave Gary Oldman out of this, I know what you lot are like!), but she definitely thought the actress playing him was a bloke
In the interval the Mrs asked me how old Gary Coleman is as he looked quite young. I commented that one of the other actors looked a bit older than his character too and was looked at rather blankly.
I think she then went in to arse covering mode as I wasn't able to find out if she thought that it was the real Gary Coleman, ignoring the fact he's dead (leave Gary Oldman out of this, I know what you lot are like!), but she definitely thought the actress playing him was a bloke
Mrs recently got a new desktop computer for work (bit of a brain fart from me too) 
beckons me over her response "this bloody mouse does the opposite of what I want it too, look" (moves mouse left and goes right)
Me: let me have a look (spends 5 minutes in the control panel trying to find out what's wrong) Looks at mouse, the pissing thing is upside down.
Told her what the problem was and that it was fixed.
Mrs: But why wouldn't it go left when I told it to?
Me: Becau.. Don't worry love..
beckons me over her response "this bloody mouse does the opposite of what I want it too, look" (moves mouse left and goes right)
Me: let me have a look (spends 5 minutes in the control panel trying to find out what's wrong) Looks at mouse, the pissing thing is upside down.
Told her what the problem was and that it was fixed.
Mrs: But why wouldn't it go left when I told it to?
Me: Becau.. Don't worry love..
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