Classic from the Mrs!
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Watching the secret history of streets and they mentioned a 30 storey block of flats, tht need to b demolished, bu due to proximity of railway and housing, couldn't use explosives.
so she says, 'Are they going to knock it down floor by floor?'
'I would think so'
How will they do the rest of it once the ground floor has gone?
so she says, 'Are they going to knock it down floor by floor?'
'I would think so'
How will they do the rest of it once the ground floor has gone?
RyanTank said:
This ones not so much what she's said, but what she's done.
Me and the Mrs have been looking at late holiday deals the last 2 weeks or so, and come down to 3 options. I tell her I'm happy to go with either of these choices and that we should just book one of them online once she's made her mind up of which one to go for.
She says to me that she's going to think it over and we'll book it next week. I left for work Wednesday lunchtime leaving her home to make her choice/investigate further.
I get a phone call at lunchtime from her saying she's popping to the travel agents as she doesn't feel safe or confident booking it online. My very last words to her were "Make sure its all in our agreed budget then!" she confirms what I just said and hangs up.
About 2hrs later I get a text saying its all booked and she cant wait for it now. then sends me the hotel name. I read it and don't recognise it as one of our choices. look it up online and still don't recognise it. then notice the location is Mexico. Not one of the destinations we were looking at!!
I call her back when I get a chance. She's only gone and booked it for almost £800 more than my top budget, and from Gatwick, not Cardiff or Bristol which are the closer airports! But has booked it because the sales lady said it was amazing when she stayed there some 5 years ago. and that she can swim with dolphins in the sea and she just happened to see baby turtles hatch during her stay!!
FFS! I sort of hit the roof, she cried, I got more pissy, before realising there's not much choice now but to go through with it!
So when you come to buy a new car and agree on a BMW 316d, you arrive home with a 335i, but you only bought it because the salesman said it was amazing when he got one himself last year. Me and the Mrs have been looking at late holiday deals the last 2 weeks or so, and come down to 3 options. I tell her I'm happy to go with either of these choices and that we should just book one of them online once she's made her mind up of which one to go for.
She says to me that she's going to think it over and we'll book it next week. I left for work Wednesday lunchtime leaving her home to make her choice/investigate further.
I get a phone call at lunchtime from her saying she's popping to the travel agents as she doesn't feel safe or confident booking it online. My very last words to her were "Make sure its all in our agreed budget then!" she confirms what I just said and hangs up.
About 2hrs later I get a text saying its all booked and she cant wait for it now. then sends me the hotel name. I read it and don't recognise it as one of our choices. look it up online and still don't recognise it. then notice the location is Mexico. Not one of the destinations we were looking at!!
I call her back when I get a chance. She's only gone and booked it for almost £800 more than my top budget, and from Gatwick, not Cardiff or Bristol which are the closer airports! But has booked it because the sales lady said it was amazing when she stayed there some 5 years ago. and that she can swim with dolphins in the sea and she just happened to see baby turtles hatch during her stay!!
FFS! I sort of hit the roof, she cried, I got more pissy, before realising there's not much choice now but to go through with it!
My nephew works for the government in some capacity. He doesn't say to much about it. Anyway, he was telling my wife he's off to some conference abroad. She relays the story to me and begins with:
"Well apparently, there's this organisation called NATO and ......"
Well who'd have thought it? I've looked it up and it's true, there is indeed an organisation called NATO. To tell the truth, I think I've heard of them before. The name rings a bell.
"Well apparently, there's this organisation called NATO and ......"
Well who'd have thought it? I've looked it up and it's true, there is indeed an organisation called NATO. To tell the truth, I think I've heard of them before. The name rings a bell.
TwigtheWonderkid said:
My nephew works for the government in some capacity. He doesn't say to much about it. Anyway, he was telling my wife he's off to some conference abroad. She relays the story to me and begins with:
"Well apparently, there's this organisation called NATO and ......"
Well who'd have thought it? I've looked it up and it's true, there is indeed an organisation called NATO. To tell the truth, I think I've heard of them before. The name rings a bell.
Govt service and doesn't talk about it? Foreign conferences? Ask him how his commute is to Millbank. Or Vauxhall."Well apparently, there's this organisation called NATO and ......"
Well who'd have thought it? I've looked it up and it's true, there is indeed an organisation called NATO. To tell the truth, I think I've heard of them before. The name rings a bell.
Blown2CV said:
i'm sure not all of them are a scam, but if the plan is £25 and each service is on average £120 even at the main dealer... and it's over 2 years... how would you evaluate that, and the people that sell it? I don't even think you need to get the second service done before handing it back.
For cheap cars, low miles... they're not good. I bet the salespeople get a hell of a kickback for selling them inappropriately.
I wouldnt evaluate it, I would go straight back and start a royal fuss about mis-selling, dodgy sales tactics, PPI, Watchdog, you name it - till they ripped up their rip off contractFor cheap cars, low miles... they're not good. I bet the salespeople get a hell of a kickback for selling them inappropriately.
Blown2CV said:
xRIEx said:
Blown2CV said:
Vaud said:
Blown2CV said:
i think it's good to be cynical in the 'sales setting'. Mrs 2CV signed up to a service plan on her C1 without actually understanding that she'd pay in total double the cost of the services over the term. It's an utter scam but i think some people are more trusting that salespeople are acting in their interest when they fundamentally never are unless is also in the salesperson's interest.
Some are quite good. Lexus for example.For cheap cars, low miles... they're not good. I bet the salespeople get a hell of a kickback for selling them inappropriately.
Vaud said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
My nephew works for the government in some capacity. He doesn't say to much about it. Anyway, he was telling my wife he's off to some conference abroad. She relays the story to me and begins with:
"Well apparently, there's this organisation called NATO and ......"
Well who'd have thought it? I've looked it up and it's true, there is indeed an organisation called NATO. To tell the truth, I think I've heard of them before. The name rings a bell.
Govt service and doesn't talk about it? Foreign conferences? Ask him how his commute is to Millbank. Or Vauxhall."Well apparently, there's this organisation called NATO and ......"
Well who'd have thought it? I've looked it up and it's true, there is indeed an organisation called NATO. To tell the truth, I think I've heard of them before. The name rings a bell.
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Good for her. It's easier to apologise than get permission. I've been happily married 27 years living by that mantra.
I'm not entirely sure I've ever required her permission to do something? I merely ask if she minds out of courtesy, she does the same. only once or twice has she objected, and always with valid and strong reasons. such as I cant go away with the boys as its my MIL's 60th Birthday party that same weekend.Or, plot twist, is this what she's making me believe happens?
CanAm said:
So when you come to buy a new car and agree on a BMW 316d, you arrive home with a 335i, but you only bought it because the salesman said it was amazing when he got one himself last year.
I like your style! But the simple fact that she knows I'd never want a 316d, has put the kibosh on that little scenario.
the next BMW (if its my next car) has to be Straight Six and fully loaded. most of which means nothing to her so I wouldn't get the satisfaction of the "its just like you did with that holiday, remember"
Adam B said:
Blown2CV said:
i'm sure not all of them are a scam, but if the plan is £25 and each service is on average £120 even at the main dealer... and it's over 2 years... how would you evaluate that, and the people that sell it? I don't even think you need to get the second service done before handing it back.
For cheap cars, low miles... they're not good. I bet the salespeople get a hell of a kickback for selling them inappropriately.
I wouldnt evaluate it, I would go straight back and start a royal fuss about mis-selling, dodgy sales tactics, PPI, Watchdog, you name it - till they ripped up their rip off contractFor cheap cars, low miles... they're not good. I bet the salespeople get a hell of a kickback for selling them inappropriately.
Discussing the TV (broken where the picture distorts with off black contrast) and she mentions that it is worst in the morning, by her reasoning its not the LCD panel that's broken but either the static (from the sky dish!?!?) or the shadows on the dish as the sun comes up....
I am now not being spoken to as I couldn't contain my laughter - the shadows element especially...
I am now not being spoken to as I couldn't contain my laughter - the shadows element especially...
kiethton said:
Discussing the TV (broken where the picture distorts with off black contrast) and she mentions that it is worst in the morning, by her reasoning its not the LCD panel that's broken but either the static (from the sky dish!?!?) or the shadows on the dish as the sun comes up....
I am now not being spoken to as I couldn't contain my laughter - the shadows element especially...
That's one of the best ones so far I think. Does she think we get satellite TV from the Sun?I am now not being spoken to as I couldn't contain my laughter - the shadows element especially...
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