Classic from the Mrs!
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callmedave said:
Mrs was reading on Facebook about someone who's house was burgled
Her: they took a bike, wallets, money, laptops, tablets....bloody junkies.
Me: tablets like iPads and stuff, not pills
Her
h, is that going on that thread?
To be fair,the burglars were probably junkies looking to sell sHer: they took a bike, wallets, money, laptops, tablets....bloody junkies.
Me: tablets like iPads and stuff, not pills
Her
h, is that going on that thread?
t for their next fix, so she could have saved herself there if a little quicker on the ball 
Girlfriend going to Bestival on the Isle of White, started freaking out at the ferry because she had forgotted her passport...
This was before I was with her and only mentioned it after I told her about this thread I so guess she wins some points for that.
This was before I was with her and only mentioned it after I told her about this thread I so guess she wins some points for that.
Edited by CountZero23 on Monday 13th October 00:18
Asterix said:
Speed_Demon said:
Chatting with my Mrs while doing the washing up the other night:
Me: "We really need a dishwasher"
Her: "Yeah, no space though"
Me: "Did you know they were invented in the USSR in 1960 by Dmitry Dishwasherkev? Hence the name."
Her: "Really?! I didn't know that!"
I'll be making regular contributions to this thread.
Me: "We really need a dishwasher"
Her: "Yeah, no space though"
Me: "Did you know they were invented in the USSR in 1960 by Dmitry Dishwasherkev? Hence the name."
Her: "Really?! I didn't know that!"
I'll be making regular contributions to this thread.
I do stuff like that as well.Not my Mrs, but I quite likely someone's!
In a Toby Inn (Yes, I know, but it was cook's day off) went to the bar and ordered breakfast and coffee.
Her: Have you eaten here before?
Me: No
Her: OK, help yourself from the breakfast bar, it's over there where the carvery usually is and coffee is round the corner where the sauce table usually is.
Me: ???
When I told my friends this one of them said that they asked for a pint of orange juice and she said Is that small medium or large?
In a Toby Inn (Yes, I know, but it was cook's day off) went to the bar and ordered breakfast and coffee.
Her: Have you eaten here before?
Me: No
Her: OK, help yourself from the breakfast bar, it's over there where the carvery usually is and coffee is round the corner where the sauce table usually is.
Me: ???
When I told my friends this one of them said that they asked for a pint of orange juice and she said Is that small medium or large?
Cotty said:
Caruso said:
Her: What's the point of a bodywarmer?
Me: I think the clue's in the name.
No I think she is right what is the point? If its cold enough to need one, you will have cold arms.Me: I think the clue's in the name.
xRIEx said:
Not necessarily if you're active - keep your core temperature and your body will send blood to colder extremities to lose heat and maintain the correct internal temperature. When I'm walking in cold or wet weather I aim to keep my body properly covered first, being 'too' hot on the body keeps blood flowing to hands and feet.
I think I would rather just wear something with sleeves.
xRIEx said:
Cotty said:
Caruso said:
Her: What's the point of a bodywarmer?
Me: I think the clue's in the name.
No I think she is right what is the point? If its cold enough to need one, you will have cold arms.Me: I think the clue's in the name.
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