Classic from the Mrs!
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Nom de ploom said:
Mr Trophy said:
LHRFlightman said:
We're in Nice and have train tickets from Nice to Alassio.
Mrs FM - So we have to change trains in Valencia? ( she meant Ventimiglia )
Me - You do realise Valencia is in Spain?
Mrs FM - Yes, I just didn't know we needed to go through Spain to get to Italy from here.
Its going to be a long week.
Mrs FM - So we have to change trains in Valencia? ( she meant Ventimiglia )
Me - You do realise Valencia is in Spain?
Mrs FM - Yes, I just didn't know we needed to go through Spain to get to Italy from here.
Its going to be a long week.
and that equally you need to go south from Newcastle to get back to Leeds..I mean its really not that difficult is it. is it?
Frimley111R said:
About a year ago the bluetooth connection in the car stopped working. Normally it just connected and that was that. Frustratingly Mrs 111R's phone connected still and was fine. This was ONE YEAR ago. Talking about it recently she said "Oh yes, the car lost all the pairings and so I repaired mine. I forgot to tell you." FFS.
Bluetooth stopped connecting and it took you a year to think of re-pairing it? Nice to see a classic from a Mr for a change Mrs Onyx went for a job interview in Chertsey, which involved using the M25, something which she is supremely uncomfortable.
She called me in a flap about an hour after the interview....
Her: " help me!"
Me: " what's wrong what's happened"
Her: " "I'm stuck in a stationary traffic jam on the M25 heading towards Gatwick"
Me: I knew that she was out of the interview as she had called me " Why are you heading towards Gatwick, you should be coming home"
Her: " I went the wrong way, so I went down to the next Junction, and went round the roundabout and got back on the motorway, and then still headed for Gatwick.
So effectively, she went the wrong way round the M25. Twice.
I give up.
She called me in a flap about an hour after the interview....
Her: " help me!"
Me: " what's wrong what's happened"
Her: " "I'm stuck in a stationary traffic jam on the M25 heading towards Gatwick"
Me: I knew that she was out of the interview as she had called me " Why are you heading towards Gatwick, you should be coming home"
Her: " I went the wrong way, so I went down to the next Junction, and went round the roundabout and got back on the motorway, and then still headed for Gatwick.
So effectively, she went the wrong way round the M25. Twice.
I give up.
DannyScene said:
kowalski655 said:
CalNaughtonJnr said:
Getting ready for bed the other night my Missus says; "this bra is really uncomfortable, do you mind if I take it off?"
I like boobies
What man has EVER said"No" to that?I like boobies
Blown2CV said:
Ari said:
CalNaughtonJnr said:
Getting ready for bed the other night my Missus says; "this bra is really uncomfortable, do you mind if I take it off?"
I like boobies
Your wife normally wears a bra in bed..? I like boobies
onyx39 said:
Mrs Onyx went for a job interview in Chertsey, which involved using the M25, something which she is supremely uncomfortable.
She called me in a flap about an hour after the interview....
Her: " help me!"
Me: " what's wrong what's happened"
Her: " "I'm stuck in a stationary traffic jam on the M25 heading towards Gatwick"
Me: I knew that she was out of the interview as she had called me " Why are you heading towards Gatwick, you should be coming home"
Her: " I went the wrong way, so I went down to the next Junction, and went round the roundabout and got back on the motorway, and then still headed for Gatwick.
So effectively, she went the wrong way round the M25. Twice.
I give up.
My sister performs an impressive version of this where she gets hypnotised by the motorway and drives past her junction. Once she realises she's 20 miles past where she need to be she gets off and turns round.She called me in a flap about an hour after the interview....
Her: " help me!"
Me: " what's wrong what's happened"
Her: " "I'm stuck in a stationary traffic jam on the M25 heading towards Gatwick"
Me: I knew that she was out of the interview as she had called me " Why are you heading towards Gatwick, you should be coming home"
Her: " I went the wrong way, so I went down to the next Junction, and went round the roundabout and got back on the motorway, and then still headed for Gatwick.
So effectively, she went the wrong way round the M25. Twice.
I give up.
Only to get hypnotised again on the way up and miss the junction again. A 20 mile motorway trip becomes 100 miles and the best part of 2 hours.
You can't train that sort of thing, it's either in you or it isn't.
Not mine but some blond bimbo on "The Chase" just now.
Question was what of these pies contain fish. (She had a choice of 3).
After choosing an answer, Bradley Walsh asked her why she hadn't chosen "Shepherds pie", which was one option.
She said "She couldn't imagine shepherds eating fish pie", logical I suppose.
Question was what of these pies contain fish. (She had a choice of 3).
After choosing an answer, Bradley Walsh asked her why she hadn't chosen "Shepherds pie", which was one option.
She said "She couldn't imagine shepherds eating fish pie", logical I suppose.
SpeckledJim said:
My sister performs an impressive version of this where she gets hypnotised by the motorway and drives past her junction. Once she realises she's 20 miles past where she need to be she gets off and turns round.
Only to get hypnotised again on the way up and miss the junction again. A 20 mile motorway trip becomes 100 miles and the best part of 2 hours.
You can't train that sort of thing, it's either in you or it isn't.
Buy her a Sat Nav for Xmas?Only to get hypnotised again on the way up and miss the junction again. A 20 mile motorway trip becomes 100 miles and the best part of 2 hours.
You can't train that sort of thing, it's either in you or it isn't.
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