Classic from the Mrs!
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At work we have some stables. These are filled with horses and without exception, the horses are owned by women. Now, you have normal women and horsey women. Horsey women are over 80% more mental than normal women.
One of my jobs is to keep the mice and rats under control. They used to have a big, black, fluffy pussy on the livery yard, but he got run over.
So on my rounds I will go and ask the girls if they have any rodent problems. This is usually met with:
"why do you have to kill them?"
"MUDERER!"
"we like to see them running about"
Me: "oookaaay"
Then 2 days later
horsey girls:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH there's mice in my rugs and they jumped out at me and have eaten holes in my rugs!"
Me: "FFS"
One of my jobs is to keep the mice and rats under control. They used to have a big, black, fluffy pussy on the livery yard, but he got run over.
So on my rounds I will go and ask the girls if they have any rodent problems. This is usually met with:
"why do you have to kill them?"
"MUDERER!"
"we like to see them running about"
Me: "oookaaay"
Then 2 days later
horsey girls:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH there's mice in my rugs and they jumped out at me and have eaten holes in my rugs!"
Me: "FFS"
Rick101 said:
Chap in my office is a born again Street preacher type.
He very clear dinosaurs never existed it's just a made up thing to support science which doesn't have all the answers. The bones in museums are just pig bones.
Suppose that's one point for the females.
I worked with a happy clappy who was the same - their grasp of the world around them is rather lacking to say the least.He very clear dinosaurs never existed it's just a made up thing to support science which doesn't have all the answers. The bones in museums are just pig bones.
Suppose that's one point for the females.
Easy to make cry though.
onyx39 said:
Mrs Onyx went for a job interview in Chertsey, which involved using the M25, something which she is supremely uncomfortable.
She called me in a flap about an hour after the interview....
Her: " help me!"
Me: " what's wrong what's happened"
Her: " "I'm stuck in a stationary traffic jam on the M25 heading towards Gatwick"
Me: I knew that she was out of the interview as she had called me " Why are you heading towards Gatwick, you should be coming home"
Her: " I went the wrong way, so I went down to the next Junction, and went round the roundabout and got back on the motorway, and then still headed for Gatwick.
So effectively, she went the wrong way round the M25. Twice.
I give up.
Right, run this by me again... I don't understand precisely what she's supposed to have done. She called me in a flap about an hour after the interview....
Her: " help me!"
Me: " what's wrong what's happened"
Her: " "I'm stuck in a stationary traffic jam on the M25 heading towards Gatwick"
Me: I knew that she was out of the interview as she had called me " Why are you heading towards Gatwick, you should be coming home"
Her: " I went the wrong way, so I went down to the next Junction, and went round the roundabout and got back on the motorway, and then still headed for Gatwick.
So effectively, she went the wrong way round the M25. Twice.
I give up.
Are you saying she gone down the M23? Then back up again? Or did she turn round at Reigate or Caterham? And how did she have time to go around the M25 twice, in stationary traffic, in an hour?
Your post is very inexact, no wonder the poor woman gets in such a flap!
Rick101 said:
Chap in my office is a born again Street preacher type.
He very clear dinosaurs never existed it's just a made up thing to support science which doesn't have all the answers. The bones in museums are just pig bones.
Suppose that's one point for the females.
Bloody big pig! OMG think of all the Bacon!!!! He very clear dinosaurs never existed it's just a made up thing to support science which doesn't have all the answers. The bones in museums are just pig bones.
Suppose that's one point for the females.
MissChief said:
Rick101 said:
Chap in my office is a born again Street preacher type.
He very clear dinosaurs never existed it's just a made up thing to support science which doesn't have all the answers. The bones in museums are just pig bones.
Suppose that's one point for the females.
Bloody big pig! OMG think of all the Bacon!!!! He very clear dinosaurs never existed it's just a made up thing to support science which doesn't have all the answers. The bones in museums are just pig bones.
Suppose that's one point for the females.
http://www.dailydawdle.com/2011/10/10-epic-portrai...
CaptainSensib1e said:
Mother in law was marvelling that the car seat for our new daughter had a built in airbag. Until I pointed it it was the sticker telling you not to put in in the front seat without deactivating the airbag.
Kind of funny, but also slightly alarming.
An inability to read the manual? Are you sure she is not really a man?Kind of funny, but also slightly alarming.
CaptainSensib1e said:
Mother in law was marvelling that the car seat for our new daughter had a built in airbag. Until I pointed it it was the sticker telling you not to put in in the front seat without deactivating the airbag.
Kind of funny, but also slightly alarming.
I think such a thing was presented on Dragon's Den once. I wonder if it made it to market, looked like a good idea to me.Kind of funny, but also slightly alarming.
Rick101 said:
Chap in my office is a born again Street preacher type.
He very clear dinosaurs never existed it's just a made up thing to support science which doesn't have all the answers. The bones in museums are just pig bones.
Suppose that's one point for the females.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhibN89WJtIHe very clear dinosaurs never existed it's just a made up thing to support science which doesn't have all the answers. The bones in museums are just pig bones.
Suppose that's one point for the females.
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