Classic from the Mrs!
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Question on Celebrity Juice: "Where do fish breath from?"
GF shouts: "Ears"
GF also thinks clouds stay still in the sky, but the Earths rotation makes them look like they move. She told this to her daughter in front of me. I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
She also didn't believe me that the rolls of grass sold at B&Q were real. She almost had a case of The Mental when I tried to explain how it gets there.
GF shouts: "Ears"
GF also thinks clouds stay still in the sky, but the Earths rotation makes them look like they move. She told this to her daughter in front of me. I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
She also didn't believe me that the rolls of grass sold at B&Q were real. She almost had a case of The Mental when I tried to explain how it gets there.
Edited by bozzy101 on Thursday 15th May 22:47
bozzy101 said:
She also didn't believe me that the rolls of grass sold at B&Q were real. She almost had a case of The Mental when I tried to explain how it gets there.
Heh, reminds me of a story my wife told me about an ex colleague of hers (apologies if I've told this one already). Said ex colleague drove to B&Q with her then-boyfriend (now husband). Boyfriend asks "what are we here for?" and she says "a bath". "Don't be silly, we've got a Corsa, we'll never get a bath in it" to which she says "It's fine, we'll get a flat-pack one".Cue a full on barney because she's convinced you get such a thing as a flat-pack bath (awaits some smart-arse coming along with a link to just that) which ended when she got back into the car in a strop and drove off and left him standing in the B&Q car park...
8bit said:
Cue a full on barney because she's convinced you get such a thing as a flat-pack bath (awaits some smart-arse coming along with a link to just that) which ended when she got back into the car in a strop and drove off and left him standing in the B&Q car park...
Depends how old your GF is : http://www.amazon.co.uk/Real-Cool-World-Flexibath-...YankeePorker said:
bozzy101 said:
GF also thinks clouds stay still in the sky, but the Earths rotation makes them look like they move.
Reminds me of Gabby, a cuban girlfriend looking up at the night sky where the clouds were flitting across the face of the moon. "Damn the moon is moving fast tonight!" OlberJ said:
Well it is. I'm not aware that the moon has a fluctuation in it's speed of travel at all?
She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.TwigtheWonderkid said:
She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.
There's a 'milky war? TwigtheWonderkid said:
OlberJ said:
Well it is. I'm not aware that the moon has a fluctuation in it's speed of travel at all?
She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.Mr Trophy said:
Absolute cracker last night.
Her - I've got a question
Me - come on then
Her - See buses with N infront of the number?
Me - Yes....
Her - Do they only drive the North side of the town?
Me -
Me - No, they are from the night service
I would've never known that, I'm not aware of night service buses where I am, they mainly finish at about 11pmHer - I've got a question
Me - come on then
Her - See buses with N infront of the number?
Me - Yes....
Her - Do they only drive the North side of the town?
Me -
Me - No, they are from the night service
OlberJ said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
OlberJ said:
Well it is. I'm not aware that the moon has a fluctuation in it's speed of travel at all?
She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.TwigtheWonderkid said:
OlberJ said:
Well it is. I'm not aware that the moon has a fluctuation in it's speed of travel at all?
She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.qube_TA said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
OlberJ said:
Well it is. I'm not aware that the moon has a fluctuation in it's speed of travel at all?
She never said it was moving faster than usual, she just said it was moving fast. And it is. It's moving fast around the Earth while we move fast around the sun which moves fast around the milky war which moves fast around the cosmos. She's a genius.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff