Classic from the Mrs!

Classic from the Mrs!

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Hooli

32,278 posts

199 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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Squishey said:
ihatesissycars said:
My ex ordered a pizza over the phone once and started spelling out the post code.

P for pillow, o for orange etc, all going well until we got to Q.





For cupid.
hehe Brilliant!
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laugh

callmedave

2,686 posts

144 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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Me: You've got something on your cheek

Mrs: Ahhh!! YOU COULD OF TOLD ME!!!

Me: um, I just did....

martin mrt

3,768 posts

200 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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My GF will kill me if she knows I've shared this, however I feel it's a worthy place to air this.

She bought a new Seat Leon in 2006, before we were together I add, and she was genuinely thrilled with her purchase. A work colleague had bought a Leon some 5 or 6 weeks after the GF had, and he was asking her how she was getting on with her car, nothing unusual so far.

Her response of great, but the back seats are a nightmare for letting folk in and out, was met with howls of laughter from her colleague, and her quickly being escorted to the car park for a demonstration on access to the rear seats using the back doors.

She genuinely thought she had bought a 3 door car due to the hidden door handles, and as such had been letting her friends climb in the back from the front doors

Even she still smiles about it now

TREMAiNE

3,904 posts

148 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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martin mrt said:
My GF will kill me if she knows I've shared this, however I feel it's a worthy place to air this.

She bought a new Seat Leon in 2006, before we were together I add, and she was genuinely thrilled with her purchase. A work colleague had bought a Leon some 5 or 6 weeks after the GF had, and he was asking her how she was getting on with her car, nothing unusual so far.

Her response of great, but the back seats are a nightmare for letting folk in and out, was met with howls of laughter from her colleague, and her quickly being escorted to the car park for a demonstration on access to the rear seats using the back doors.

She genuinely thought she had bought a 3 door car due to the hidden door handles, and as such had been letting her friends climb in the back from the front doors

Even she still smiles about it now
hahahahaha hehe

gowmonster

2,471 posts

166 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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TREMAiNE said:
martin mrt said:
My GF will kill me if she knows I've shared this, however I feel it's a worthy place to air this.

She bought a new Seat Leon in 2006, before we were together I add, and she was genuinely thrilled with her purchase. A work colleague had bought a Leon some 5 or 6 weeks after the GF had, and he was asking her how she was getting on with her car, nothing unusual so far.

Her response of great, but the back seats are a nightmare for letting folk in and out, was met with howls of laughter from her colleague, and her quickly being escorted to the car park for a demonstration on access to the rear seats using the back doors.

She genuinely thought she had bought a 3 door car due to the hidden door handles, and as such had been letting her friends climb in the back from the front doors

Even she still smiles about it now
hahahahaha hehe
and none of the passengers noticed the door handles on the inside?

paddy951RS

15 posts

158 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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SistersofPercy said:
Oh I'm an 'odd' female biggrin
Surely most of you are "odd" laugh

Edited by paddy951RS on Tuesday 26th August 14:42

paddy951RS

15 posts

158 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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paddy951RS said:
SistersofPercy said:
Oh I'm an 'odd' female biggrin
Surely most of you are "odd" laugh

Edited by paddy951RS on Tuesday 26th August 14:42
But in the nicest possible way

vinnie83

3,367 posts

192 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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Carthage said:
vinnie83 said:
Ok so.... Today I arranged for a surprise proposal. It was at an escape a room thing - this was An Egyptian tomb and you have to solve a puzzle to open a door until you've opened all of the doors to escape.

So I planned that the final room would contain a big 'will you marry me' sign and flowers with the ring - all on camera.

So there were 6 of us in total, one of whom is the fiancées (she said yes biggrin), and as the final door swings open, her sis rushes into the room, sees the set up, says oooh will you marry me and proceeded to get on her knee and put on the ring!!

Only when their brother pointed out it was for the OH did she realise - this wasn't part of the puzzle! The poor girl thought the I final puzzle involved putting the ring on!

Needless to say it will be a great vid to play at the wedding!
Congratulations on your engagement! Very inventive way of proposing (just be glad you're marrying the right sister!)
Thanks smile

They both have their moments!

She was sat in the petrol station while I went to pay. As I got back into the car, she told me that she heard a car with a loud rumbling exhaust pull away, and she admitted to thinking "where the hell has he gone without me?"... she was of course, sat in the car at the time.



callmedave

2,686 posts

144 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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martin mrt said:
My GF will kill me if she knows I've shared this, however I feel it's a worthy place to air this.

She bought a new Seat Leon in 2006, before we were together I add, and she was genuinely thrilled with her purchase. A work colleague had bought a Leon some 5 or 6 weeks after the GF had, and he was asking her how she was getting on with her car, nothing unusual so far.

Her response of great, but the back seats are a nightmare for letting folk in and out, was met with howls of laughter from her colleague, and her quickly being escorted to the car park for a demonstration on access to the rear seats using the back doors.

She genuinely thought she had bought a 3 door car due to the hidden door handles, and as such had been letting her friends climb in the back from the front doors

Even she still smiles about it now
Reminds me of the time we were offered a lift home from the pub, she offers me the front seat, then proceeds to open the front door, get the seat 'forward' and try and squeeze in..... Yes its a four door with 'normal' handles, she just automatically assumed it was a 3 door car. was hilarious to watch!

martin mrt

3,768 posts

200 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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gowmonster said:
TREMAiNE said:
martin mrt said:
My GF will kill me if she knows I've shared this, however I feel it's a worthy place to air this.

She bought a new Seat Leon in 2006, before we were together I add, and she was genuinely thrilled with her purchase. A work colleague had bought a Leon some 5 or 6 weeks after the GF had, and he was asking her how she was getting on with her car, nothing unusual so far.

Her response of great, but the back seats are a nightmare for letting folk in and out, was met with howls of laughter from her colleague, and her quickly being escorted to the car park for a demonstration on access to the rear seats using the back doors.

She genuinely thought she had bought a 3 door car due to the hidden door handles, and as such had been letting her friends climb in the back from the front doors

Even she still smiles about it now
hahahahaha hehe
and none of the passengers noticed the door handles on the inside?
Evidently not.



paddy951RS

15 posts

158 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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Not the Mrs, but stupid anyway:

Just watching an old episode of Police interceptors where they are at a fund raiser with Dot from Eastenders on the mic and one plod says to another " do you really think she smokes"..... FFS......she smokes like a chimney any fool should know that.

By the way I don't watch Eastenders.........only had to years ago with an ex of mine

SistersofPercy

3,334 posts

165 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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Today I nominate myself. In my slight defence I've not been sleeping much lately...

Got in the car this morning, flicked the switch to wash the back window, nothing. I check the hole isn't blocked, check I've got water and conclude the pipe has popped off (common fiat problem).
I researched how to pop the pipe back and was just preparing to remove the scuttle under the windscreen when husband came home.

He got in the car, turned the switch the correct way and out came the water. I bought the fiat 500 in May but for some reason decided this morning that I'd try and wash the rear screen the same way I did in my old Clio. Complete mental blank and I actually wash the rear screen regularly.

He'll take the piss for weeks now biggrin

Gizmoish

18,150 posts

208 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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Carthage said:
simoid said:
fk that.

Either:

A) we fall out, or;
B) she says something daft, and it say I'm putting it on PH, then A).
I can see why you struggle with speech.
Stop trolling. Back to the Match thread with you.

Blown2CV

28,695 posts

202 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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i've been away from PH for a few weeks and there has been way too much bickering on my favourite threads!

Oldandslow

2,405 posts

205 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Finally I have one.

GF bought some Star Wars lollies in the shape of the very famous Jedi weapon of choice. She's in her forties and very familiar with the original movies.

Her looking at the packet, "Oh, they're Light Sabres."
Me, "Yeah, what did you think they were?"
GF, "Light Savers"
Me, "No, always been Sabres. Like the sword"
GF, "That makes so much more sense"

baldy1926

2,136 posts

199 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Another classic from my other half.
For those that know Nottingham we were walking from the Aldi carpark to the Victoria centre.
There are roadworks on the road at the back of the Victoria centre with the road closed mainly due to fact that they have dug a massive hole in the road to lay pipes.
As we walked past the misses goes. 'SO WHY IS THE ROAD CLOSED.'

RammyMP

6,729 posts

152 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Oldandslow said:
Finally I have one.

GF bought some Star Wars lollies in the shape of the very famous Jedi weapon of choice. She's in her forties and very familiar with the original movies.

Her looking at the packet, "Oh, they're Light Sabres."
Me, "Yeah, what did you think they were?"
GF, "Light Savers"
Me, "No, always been Sabres. Like the sword"
GF, "That makes so much more sense"
My Mother in Laws been calling it a light saver for years, I correct her regularly. She's a half wit!

kowalski655

14,599 posts

142 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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If they were real Light Savers,they would be low wattage,take ages to warm up & be really dim (a bit like the women who call them light savers!)

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

188 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Not my missus, but the Mother in Law.

We were talking about people not being able to pronounce certain words properly.

I mentioned I used to go to school with a lad called Robert Robertson but couldn't pronounce his "R", so his name was "Wobewt Wobewtson"*

Mother in Law then says "That's cruel that is. Fancy giving a child a name like that when he can't say the letter R properly".

Me and the missus pissed ourselves laughing at her - she couldn't get the point about kids tend to get given names before they can talklaugh

  • not his real name. Real name was Robin Worrall.

andrew_huxtable

936 posts

187 months

Friday 5th September 2014
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Oh dear. Was on twitter a few minutes ago and NASA have retweeted the fact that Voyager left Earth 37 years ago today. Mentioned it to the missus and also mentioned that it's internal nuclear generators are due to runout in 2025.

Her response? Does it just fall out the sky when that happens......
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