Classic from the Mrs!
Discussion
Squishey said:
Mrs: My brakes are grinding and sometimes they squeek!
Me: Do they do it all the time?
Mrs: Not all the time, no.
I think the pads must be worn or a stone has got lodged or something. I take it for a test drive, check the discs and pads, everything looks, feels and sounds fine but I take them apart to clean and re-copperslip anyway. Mrs takes the car and it's all great - thanks very much.
A few weeks later;
Mrs: I had this d
head lorry driver pull out on me on my way home! I had to really slam the brakes on to avoid hitting him! Oh yeah and my brakes are grinding again!!
Me: Does it only happen when you brake hard?
Mrs: Yeah especially if it's raining.
Me: That'll be the ABS then!!
Strueth how much heavy braking does she do?Me: Do they do it all the time?
Mrs: Not all the time, no.
I think the pads must be worn or a stone has got lodged or something. I take it for a test drive, check the discs and pads, everything looks, feels and sounds fine but I take them apart to clean and re-copperslip anyway. Mrs takes the car and it's all great - thanks very much.
A few weeks later;
Mrs: I had this d
head lorry driver pull out on me on my way home! I had to really slam the brakes on to avoid hitting him! Oh yeah and my brakes are grinding again!!Me: Does it only happen when you brake hard?
Mrs: Yeah especially if it's raining.
Me: That'll be the ABS then!!
Sons girlfriend on a long car journey. We are playing 20 questions.
It's her turn and she states that the thing to guess is "vegetable"
20 questions later we just can't guess so she tells us what it was.
The answer....... An eel !
She also believes that birds are not animals!
This girl is doing her degree at Oxford uni!
It's her turn and she states that the thing to guess is "vegetable"
20 questions later we just can't guess so she tells us what it was.
The answer....... An eel !
She also believes that birds are not animals!
This girl is doing her degree at Oxford uni!
Squishey said:
Mrs: My brakes are grinding and sometimes they squeek!
Me: Do they do it all the time?
Mrs: Not all the time, no.
I think the pads must be worn or a stone has got lodged or something. I take it for a test drive, check the discs and pads, everything looks, feels and sounds fine but I take them apart to clean and re-copperslip anyway. Mrs takes the car and it's all great - thanks very much.
A few weeks later;
Mrs: I had this dhead lorry driver pull out on me on my way home! I had to really slam the brakes on to avoid hitting him! Oh yeah and my brakes are grinding again!!
Me: Does it only happen when you brake hard?
Mrs: Yeah especially if it's raining.
Me: That'll be the ABS then!!
A good example of digital driving. Me: Do they do it all the time?
Mrs: Not all the time, no.
I think the pads must be worn or a stone has got lodged or something. I take it for a test drive, check the discs and pads, everything looks, feels and sounds fine but I take them apart to clean and re-copperslip anyway. Mrs takes the car and it's all great - thanks very much.
A few weeks later;
Mrs: I had this d
head lorry driver pull out on me on my way home! I had to really slam the brakes on to avoid hitting him! Oh yeah and my brakes are grinding again!!Me: Does it only happen when you brake hard?
Mrs: Yeah especially if it's raining.
Me: That'll be the ABS then!!
Another positive classic:
OH was recalling an incident where a Coxster driver was living up to his name at the local filling station...
She finished describing his cockish misdeeds with "and when he finally got to the pump he didn't even fill up with Super unleaded!"
I love the fact she noticed!
OH was recalling an incident where a Coxster driver was living up to his name at the local filling station...
She finished describing his cockish misdeeds with "and when he finally got to the pump he didn't even fill up with Super unleaded!"
I love the fact she noticed!
JackP1 said:
sparkyhx said:
Saddle bum said:
Deeply engrossed, watching Brian Cox asking profound questions about what happened before time began and was there ever a day when there was no yesterday.
She pipes up, "Can you watch that later, Emmerdale is coming on".
Sigh................
sounds like my house - "do we have to watch this rubbish" whenever there is anything remotely factual on.She pipes up, "Can you watch that later, Emmerdale is coming on".
Sigh................
"Corries about to come on and whatshisface is gonna get sentenced"
Mrs - "Can we watch Hollyoaks?"
Me - "Sorry we don't have that channel"
Get out from under the thumb guys!
blueg33 said:
Sons girlfriend on a long car journey. We are playing 20 questions.
It's her turn and she states that the thing to guess is "vegetable"
20 questions later we just can't guess so she tells us what it was.
The answer....... An eel !
She also believes that birds are not animals!
This girl is doing her degree at Oxford uni!
It's her turn and she states that the thing to guess is "vegetable"
20 questions later we just can't guess so she tells us what it was.
The answer....... An eel !
She also believes that birds are not animals!
This girl is doing her degree at Oxford uni!
Paulgooner said:
Whilst watching soccer Saturday and the football scores coming in,I mentioned to the mrs about the names of the players called Max Power, and then Danny sttu. She looked at the TV and then said "well who does Violent conduct play for", a player had just been sent off
Oh wow. ttu. She looked at the TV and then said "well who does Violent conduct play for", a player had just been sent off 
Pints said:
Squishey said:
Mrs: My brakes are grinding and sometimes they squeek!
Me: Do they do it all the time?
Mrs: Not all the time, no.
I think the pads must be worn or a stone has got lodged or something. I take it for a test drive, check the discs and pads, everything looks, feels and sounds fine but I take them apart to clean and re-copperslip anyway. Mrs takes the car and it's all great - thanks very much.
A few weeks later;
Mrs: I had this dhead lorry driver pull out on me on my way home! I had to really slam the brakes on to avoid hitting him! Oh yeah and my brakes are grinding again!!
Me: Does it only happen when you brake hard?
Mrs: Yeah especially if it's raining.
Me: That'll be the ABS then!!
A good example of digital driving. Me: Do they do it all the time?
Mrs: Not all the time, no.
I think the pads must be worn or a stone has got lodged or something. I take it for a test drive, check the discs and pads, everything looks, feels and sounds fine but I take them apart to clean and re-copperslip anyway. Mrs takes the car and it's all great - thanks very much.
A few weeks later;
Mrs: I had this d
head lorry driver pull out on me on my way home! I had to really slam the brakes on to avoid hitting him! Oh yeah and my brakes are grinding again!!Me: Does it only happen when you brake hard?
Mrs: Yeah especially if it's raining.
Me: That'll be the ABS then!!
schmunk said:
GetCarter said:
Me: I'm just going to clean the car.
Her: Why? It'll just get dirty again.
I'm with her...Her: Why? It'll just get dirty again.
t about, I wash it regularly for those reasons. That's the "why" surely? It's a bit like saying why iron your shirts because they'll just get crumpled again.Blown2CV said:
schmunk said:
GetCarter said:
Me: I'm just going to clean the car.
Her: Why? It'll just get dirty again.
I'm with her...Her: Why? It'll just get dirty again.
t about, I wash it regularly for those reasons. That's the "why" surely? It's a bit like saying why iron your shirts because they'll just get crumpled again.Golden rule we were told, see and be seen.
JackP1 said:
sparkyhx said:
Saddle bum said:
Deeply engrossed, watching Brian Cox asking profound questions about what happened before time began and was there ever a day when there was no yesterday.
She pipes up, "Can you watch that later, Emmerdale is coming on".
Sigh................
sounds like my house - "do we have to watch this rubbish" whenever there is anything remotely factual on.She pipes up, "Can you watch that later, Emmerdale is coming on".
Sigh................
"Corries about to come on and whatshisface is gonna get sentenced"
irocfan said:
JackP1 said:
sparkyhx said:
Saddle bum said:
Deeply engrossed, watching Brian Cox asking profound questions about what happened before time began and was there ever a day when there was no yesterday.
She pipes up, "Can you watch that later, Emmerdale is coming on".
Sigh................
sounds like my house - "do we have to watch this rubbish" whenever there is anything remotely factual on.She pipes up, "Can you watch that later, Emmerdale is coming on".
Sigh................
"Corries about to come on and whatshisface is gonna get sentenced"
blueg33 said:
Sons girlfriend on a long car journey. We are playing 20 questions.
It's her turn and she states that the thing to guess is "vegetable"
20 questions later we just can't guess so she tells us what it was.
The answer....... An eel !
She also believes that birds are not animals!
This girl is doing her degree at Oxford uni!
I sincerely hope that it's from Oxford Brooks and not THE Oxford University. I can not believe someone that dense is accepted to one of the best universities in the world.It's her turn and she states that the thing to guess is "vegetable"
20 questions later we just can't guess so she tells us what it was.
The answer....... An eel !
She also believes that birds are not animals!
This girl is doing her degree at Oxford uni!
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