Men Gruntin while in the mens room

[Neil_H]

[John D.]

DrTre said:

Properly laughing out loud.

Big time!

[Four Cofffee]

Known in our house as 'going navy blue' after Mrs 4C was in the ladies listening to two 'ladies' talk about clothes between the cubicles. One asked what colour the new blouse was and the answer was:



NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNavy blue.

[nonuts]

ajcj said:

...
Kind of killed the mood, rather.

Tears here...

[Famous Graham]

[Poledriver]

They're grunting because it hurts to pee through broken glass!

PS, if the grunting is coming from a cubicle, don't worry, it's just Maxf in for his marathon weekly dump!

[Ayahuasca]

"duck strangled half underwater"

[mybrainhurts]

Republik said:

Dupont666 said:

Republik said:

It's better than hearing grunting, machine gunning and the odd squeak coming from the cubicle when my boss takes a st.

You go and listen to your boss?

Communal toilet, 3 cubicle and 3 urinals. If you're in their using a urinal you can't fail to hear him. I forgot to add the rustling of his newspaper as well.

Holy st...doesn't he know what the bog roll's for?

[TheCarpetCleaner]

Men closely observing others toilet habits, then posting about it on the internet, makes me uncomfortable

Get a more constructive, and less perverted hobby. Or a more perverted hobby, but far less gay.

[Spitfire2]

nonuts said:

ajcj said:

...
Kind of killed the mood, rather.

Tears here...

OMG - 1st time when reading Pistonheads my wife has asked what I was giggling at.

[barmonkey]

"then as my muscle control gave out, a series of small escaping explosions escalated into a titanic rasp that echoed for several seconds."



Genuinely laughing out loud at that.

[Cara Van Man]

ajcj said:

tale of woe

Funniest thing on here in ages.

[750turbo]

Brilliant!

I am in tears

[DrTre]

Just back from the gym where I almost threw up from laughing at thinking about that post.

[Killer2005]

Ayahuasca said:

"duck strangled half underwater"

Further

[DieselGriff]

It's a long time since I truly LOLed, but I did then.

[Shaolin]

ajcj said:

then as if thirty clowns wearing oversize rubber shoes were having a sprinting race over a massive bowl of jelly,

I liked having to imagine what it sounded like - proper audience participation

[Alan Alan Alan]

"eyes like a lemur".



bd my ribs hurt.

[Poind3xter]

My lord! I'm crying at the thought! . . . brilliant!

[Scraggles]

bet some of you are into the rate my poo website, just for comparison