Men Gruntin while in the mens room
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ajcj said:
To begin with, it sounded like a duck being strangled half-underwater, then as if thirty clowns wearing oversize rubber shoes were having a sprinting race over a massive bowl of jelly, then as I desperately applied restrictive pressure, it faded into an anguished squeak like a deflating balloon, then as my muscle control gave out, a series of small escaping explosions escalated into a titanic rasp that echoed for several seconds.
Just laughed out loud in a near-silent office.Soovy said:
Dupont666 said:
Marf said:
Legend83 said:
They also seem to think they have carte blanche to let rip as explosively as possible while in open-topped cubicles.
I'm always somewhat surprised when I hear this kind of thing. Its a toilet, you know, the one place where you can fart as loud as you want, and take a massive s
t without raising eyebrows.Done it before a t home and made me gag and OH goes for the chemical warface face mask, so might as well do it at work and enjoy it... best thing of all they cant say anything as Im a colleague and they dont know me well enjoy to swear and curse my name after the first drop...
It can be a bit like Walthemstow in the morning, all traps full and everyone straining at the leash to go!!!
Mind you, we also have a few gents from Chennai who, we suspect, are more used to the squatting variety of trap, and will splash it everywhere when in full "Dheli Belly Returns" mode.
Its disgusting!!!
XJSJohn said:
deviant said:
XJSJohn said:
more used to the squatting variety of trap
Couple of blokes at my work do that. They could at least have the decency to wipe their footprints off the seat ffs!
and the rest of it too!!!!deviant said:
XJSJohn said:
deviant said:
XJSJohn said:
more used to the squatting variety of trap
Couple of blokes at my work do that. They could at least have the decency to wipe their footprints off the seat ffs! and the rest of it too!!!!Soovy said:
LotusACBC said:
Does anyone else notice how whenever your in the mens room and another gentleman is standing at the urinal they make grunting noises, as if its difficult to pee.I noticed all of them are over 40. What the hell is wrong with them? It pisses me off.
Just you fking wait.ajcj said:
For true embarrassment, you need a hotel room on your first night away with a new cutie.
All the funnier because we've all been there...
The true professional scopes out the nearest bogs to the room, so that a swift pulling on of the trousers and a short morning sprint is all that's necessary to preserve the mystery...
Of course - such extreme measures to retain one's dignity will not last.
Once you've been married for fifteen years she'll be rating your efforts from the bed.
Soovy said:
Dupont666 said:
Marf said:
Legend83 said:
They also seem to think they have carte blanche to let rip as explosively as possible while in open-topped cubicles.
I'm always somewhat surprised when I hear this kind of thing. Its a toilet, you know, the one place where you can fart as loud as you want, and take a massive st without raising eyebrows.Done it before a t home and made me gag and OH goes for the chemical warface face mask, so might as well do it at work and enjoy it... best thing of all they cant say anything as Im a colleague and they dont know me well enjoy to swear and curse my name after the first drop...
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