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GTIR
Original Poster
19,077 posts
135 months
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There I was just drifting of to sleep when there's a wacking at the door, threw my jeans on and opened the door to a neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf! WTF Anyway, 40 seconds later it's all over! He's a bit mental, always shouting at everyone who walks past (usually women and children) is about 35, 6 foot ish so I was a bit worried he might be a bit handy. Especially as he is often seen offering to fight the neighbours.  I know I can handle myself if need be but I must have got about 10 head punches in (why do you go for the hardest part of the body?) and a couple of body shots! My thumb is killing my as I caught it on his jumper (he stank of diesel for some reason) Im not a good fighter or hard. Just needed to tell someone really, I'm not a fighter at all but will defend myself. Fighting. Not big and not clever. Just re-read this. I didn't mean to sound boastful, just still pumped with adrenalin. Sorry 
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Mr Gearchange
3,734 posts
75 months
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GTIR said: .
Fighting. Not big and not clever. Neither is admitting assault on a public forum frequented by the BiB mate. 
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Techn0
2,366 posts
60 months
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Well done big man, next time he touches your cock try to be a bit more appreciative.
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GTIR
Original Poster
19,077 posts
135 months
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Mr Gearchange said: GTIR said: .
Fighting. Not big and not clever. Neither is admitting assault on a public forum frequented by the BiB mate. Self defence, I feared for my personal safety. Could have been someone posting about how I was killed by a maniac. Do you care....no! 
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Urban Sports
7,455 posts
72 months
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Sounds awsome where you live!!!
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al1991
4,350 posts
49 months
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Did you bust his nose? Fat lip? C'mon we need details!
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Wacky Racer
20,279 posts
116 months
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GTIR said: There I was just drifting of to sleep when there's a wacking at the door, threw my jeans on and opened the door to a neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf! WTF Was she good?.... 
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SteveNorthEast
297 posts
60 months
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Have you been banging his girlfriend?
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Techn0
2,366 posts
60 months
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I call BS, anyone who needs to boast about assaulting someone on a public forum is talking out of their arse and has usually been given a slap and is feeling upset. booo f  king hooo.
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GTIR
Original Poster
19,077 posts
135 months
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SteveNorthEast said: Have you been banging his girlfriend? Not once!
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Poledriver
20,229 posts
63 months
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GTIR said: SteveNorthEast said: Have you been banging his girlfriend? Not once! How many times? 
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deevlash
10,442 posts
106 months
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did he hit you firstDid he slink away with his tail between his legs? Most importantly, did you call the police? Get your charge in first!
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markmullen
12,392 posts
103 months
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GTIR said: SteveNorthEast said: Have you been banging his girlfriend? Not once! Since you've already had the row you might as well nip around there and slip her a length, get your moneys worth.
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Google [bot]
3,079 posts
50 months
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GTIR said: neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf! Seriously, what was his beef?
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GTIR
Original Poster
19,077 posts
135 months
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deevlash said: did he hit you firstDid he slink away with his tail between his legs? Most importantly, did you call the police? Get your charge in first! I reckon the police get called to his house at least once a week for one thing or another. He really is a waste of space and belive it or not I live in quite a nice market town. He causes a lot of stress for our road, I've seen one neighbour cry in frustration when he refused to tern his radio down and put out he bonfire he was cooking on at 3am! He's also been in prison for gbh or abh or something so is well know to bib. I've even taped up my letterbox just incase he gets handy with petrol!
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Poledriver
20,229 posts
63 months
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Google [bot] said: GTIR said: neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf! Seriously, what was his beef? Probably the OP's pork!
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Wacky Racer
20,279 posts
116 months
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Poledriver said: Google [bot] said: GTIR said: neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf! Seriously, what was his beef? Probably the OP's pork!
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4nonymous
2,920 posts
60 months
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Poledriver said: Google [bot] said: GTIR said: neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf! Seriously, what was his beef? Probably the OP's pork! Yeah his pork sword.
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deevlash
10,442 posts
106 months
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GTIR said: deevlash said: did he hit you firstDid he slink away with his tail between his legs? Most importantly, did you call the police? Get your charge in first! I reckon the police get called to his house at least once a week for one thing or another. He really is a waste of space and belive it or not I live in quite a nice market town. He causes a lot of stress for our road, I've seen one neighbour cry in frustration when he refused to tern his radio down and put out he bonfire he was cooking on at 3am! He's also been in prison for gbh or abh or something so is well know to bib. I've even taped up my letterbox just incase he gets handy with petrol! he will know the system inside out then, I'd have the old bill round and get my side in first. Ive always done that with the police when Ive clobbered a shoplifter at work.
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GTIR
Original Poster
19,077 posts
135 months
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deevlash said: he will know the system inside out then, I'd have the old bill round and get my side in first. Ive always done that with the police when Ive clobbered a shoplifter at work. Good advice. Just rang bib, got to get up at 5am anyways, be round "soon" even though I said about the petrol thing. Oh well.
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