Just had a fight with neighbour

Just had a fight with neighbour

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GTIR

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24,741 posts

267 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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There I was just drifting of to sleep when there's a wacking at the door, threw my jeans on and opened the door to a neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf! WTF

Anyway, 40 seconds later it's all over!

He's a bit mental, always shouting at everyone who walks past (usually women and children) is about 35, 6 foot ish so I was a bit worried he might be a bit handy. Especially as he is often seen offering to fight the neighbours. hehe

I know I can handle myself if need be but I must have got about 10 head punches in (why do you go for the hardest part of the body?) and a couple of body shots! My thumb is killing my as I caught it on his jumper (he stank of diesel for some reason) Im not a good fighter or hard.

Just needed to tell someone really, I'm not a fighter at all but will defend myself.

Fighting. Not big and not clever.

Just re-read this. I didn't mean to sound boastful, just still pumped with adrenalin. Sorry frown

Edited by GTIR on Wednesday 25th November 23:42

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

207 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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GTIR said:
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Fighting. Not big and not clever.
Neither is admitting assault on a public forum frequented by the BiB mate. whistle

Techn0

4,250 posts

192 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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Well done big man, next time he touches your cock try to be a bit more appreciative.


GTIR

Original Poster:

24,741 posts

267 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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Mr Gearchange said:
GTIR said:
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Fighting. Not big and not clever.
Neither is admitting assault on a public forum frequented by the BiB mate. whistle
Self defence, I feared for my personal safety.

Could have been someone posting about how I was killed by a maniac.
Do you care....no! wink

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

204 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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Sounds awsome where you live!!!

al1991

4,552 posts

181 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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Did you bust his nose? Fat lip? C'mon we need details!

Wacky Racer

38,236 posts

248 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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GTIR said:
There I was just drifting of to sleep when there's a wacking at the door, threw my jeans on and opened the door to a neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf! WTF
Was she good?....biggrin

SteveNorthEast

297 posts

192 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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Have you been banging his girlfriend?

Techn0

4,250 posts

192 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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I call BS, anyone who needs to boast about assaulting someone on a public forum is talking out of their arse and has usually been given a slap and is feeling upset. booo fking hooo.

GTIR

Original Poster:

24,741 posts

267 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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SteveNorthEast said:
Have you been banging his girlfriend?
Not once!

Poledriver

28,652 posts

195 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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GTIR said:
SteveNorthEast said:
Have you been banging his girlfriend?
Not once!
How many times? smile

deevlash

10,442 posts

238 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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did he hit you firstDid he slink away with his tail between his legs? Most importantly, did you call the police? Get your charge in first!

markmullen

15,877 posts

235 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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GTIR said:
SteveNorthEast said:
Have you been banging his girlfriend?
Not once!
Since you've already had the row you might as well nip around there and slip her a length, get your moneys worth.

Google [bot]

6,682 posts

182 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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GTIR said:
neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!
Seriously, what was his beef?

GTIR

Original Poster:

24,741 posts

267 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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deevlash said:
did he hit you firstDid he slink away with his tail between his legs? Most importantly, did you call the police? Get your charge in first!
I reckon the police get called to his house at least once a week for one thing or another. He really is a waste of space and belive it or not I live in quite a nice market town.
He causes a lot of stress for our road, I've seen one neighbour cry in frustration when he refused to tern his radio down and put out he bonfire he was cooking on at 3am!

He's also been in prison for gbh or abh or something so is well know to bib.

I've even taped up my letterbox just incase he gets handy with petrol!


Edited by GTIR on Wednesday 25th November 23:56

Poledriver

28,652 posts

195 months

Wednesday 25th November 2009
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Google [bot] said:
GTIR said:
neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!
Seriously, what was his beef?
Probably the OP's pork! biggrin

Wacky Racer

38,236 posts

248 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Poledriver said:
Google [bot] said:
GTIR said:
neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!
Seriously, what was his beef?
Probably the OP's pork! biggrin
hehe

4nonymous

2,920 posts

192 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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Poledriver said:
Google [bot] said:
GTIR said:
neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!
Seriously, what was his beef?
Probably the OP's pork! biggrin
Yeah his pork sword.

deevlash

10,442 posts

238 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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GTIR said:
deevlash said:
did he hit you firstDid he slink away with his tail between his legs? Most importantly, did you call the police? Get your charge in first!
I reckon the police get called to his house at least once a week for one thing or another. He really is a waste of space and belive it or not I live in quite a nice market town.
He causes a lot of stress for our road, I've seen one neighbour cry in frustration when he refused to tern his radio down and put out he bonfire he was cooking on at 3am!

He's also been in prison for gbh or abh or something so is well know to bib.

I've even taped up my letterbox just incase he gets handy with petrol!


Edited by GTIR on Wednesday 25th November 23:56
he will know the system inside out then, I'd have the old bill round and get my side in first. Ive always done that with the police when Ive clobbered a shoplifter at work.

GTIR

Original Poster:

24,741 posts

267 months

Thursday 26th November 2009
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deevlash said:
he will know the system inside out then, I'd have the old bill round and get my side in first. Ive always done that with the police when Ive clobbered a shoplifter at work.
Good advice.

Just rang bib, got to get up at 5am anyways, be round "soon" even though I said about the petrol thing.
Oh well.