Tiger "Would"

[JuniorD]

Don said:

Given his Missus looks like this...



If you had a choice, eh?

I'd put money on Tiger not having done the deed.

Is that Bingo from the Banana Splits?

[Shabs]

men don't cheat because their wives are ugly, they do so because their wives get boring. I recon 99%+ likely he did, that plastic surgery disaster looks filthy

[shirt]

i read about this at the weekend. my first thought was 'used to have a cock'

can't wait until the full story leaks out. his wife smashing the back window of the car to 'unlock the doors'. yeah, right.

[Justayellowbadge]

shirt said:

can't wait until the full story leaks out.

Really? I'm pretty apathetic myself.

[pokethepope]

sjc said:

Don said:

Given his Missus looks like this...



If you had a choice, eh?

I'd put money on Tiger not having done the deed.

The wife looks like...well a wife, the other looks like absolute filth.50-50 I reckon.

I'd go with 90-10.

[10 Pence Short]

I bet he's a perfect ten on the geek-o-meter. She's probably been ridden by more cowboys than a texan mustang.

Can't see what the attraction in multi millionaire golfer Tiger Woods is to her, really.

[shirt]

Justayellowbadge said:

shirt said:

can't wait until the full story leaks out.

Really? I'm pretty apathetic myself.

he was unconscious at the scene, she later refused the police admission to the home to see him. mental + golfclubs is always going to be a good story.

[sjc]

pokethepope said:

sjc said:

Don said:

Given his Missus looks like this...



If you had a choice, eh?

I'd put money on Tiger not having done the deed.

The wife looks like...well a wife, the other looks like absolute filth.50-50 I reckon.

I'd go with 90-10.

I doubt he sees her like that very often,still 50-50.

[911motorsport]

JuniorD said:

Don said:

Given his Missus looks like this...



If you had a choice, eh?

I'd put money on Tiger not having done the deed.

Is that Bingo from the Banana Splits?

[paulmurr]

shirt said:

Justayellowbadge said:

shirt said:

can't wait until the full story leaks out.

Really? I'm pretty apathetic myself.

he was unconscious at the scene, she later refused the police admission to the home to see him. mental + golfclubs is always going to be a good story.

Eldrick gets caught knackers deep in that bird that looks like a tranny, wifey finds out and has an attack of THE MENTAL and sets about Tiger's moosh with a 9 iron. In a bid to prevent a scandal they stage a car crash to explain the injuries.

I love a good conspiracy

[DrTre]

shirt said:

his wife smashing the back window of the car to 'unlock the doors'. yeah, right.

So close to being headline of the year, so, so close...

[okgo]

Their both weird looking, he could and should do better.

[markh1]

Shabs said:

men don't cheat because their wives are ugly,

Quite. For every hot woman on this planet there is a bloke bored of shagging her.

[V8mate]

okgo said:

Their both weird looking, he could and should do better.

Why? Because he's rich?

He looks, at best, like some Silicon Valley IT nerd and have you heard him speak? He's utterly devoid of personality (probably a prerequisite for non-team sportsmen; he makes Steve 'Interesting' Davis seem, well, interesting

[okgo]

V8mate said:

okgo said:

Their both weird looking, he could and should do better.

Why? Because he's rich?

He looks, at best, like some Silicon Valley IT nerd and have you heard him speak? He's utterly devoid of personality (probably a prerequisite for non-team sportsmen; he makes Steve 'Interesting' Davis seem, well, interesting

Of course because of money. Women gravitate to money. Its fairly obvious, v8.

[sleep envy]

V8mate said:

okgo said:

Their both weird looking, he could and should do better.

Why? Because he's rich?

He looks, at best, like some Silicon Valley IT nerd and have you heard him speak? He's utterly devoid of personality (probably a prerequisite for non-team sportsmen; he makes Steve 'Interesting' Davis seem, well, interesting

aren't you married? you must be loaded

[Justayellowbadge]

Ouch.

Saucer of milk for Papa Dolmio, stat.

[V8mate]

sleep envy said:

V8mate said:

okgo said:

Their both weird looking, he could and should do better.

Why? Because he's rich?

He looks, at best, like some Silicon Valley IT nerd and have you heard him speak? He's utterly devoid of personality (probably a prerequisite for non-team sportsmen; he makes Steve 'Interesting' Davis seem, well, interesting

aren't you married? you must be loaded

[sleep envy]

yeah yeah, you'd have posted it too

[soad]

okgo said:

Of course because of money. Women gravitate to money. Its fairly obvious, v8.

Well said. Think of a lifestyle he's given her.