Things that are great about Britain

[crofty1984]

snowy slopes said:

JTW's post about the spelling of ambulance and dumbing down, that is pure class

And of course, finally getting to a proper PH meet/Sunday service!
Maybe I should bring a cheap hooker for V8mate, cheer him up

Edited by crofty1984 on Sunday 14th February 20:09

[okgo]

The humour, we're funnier than most.

Most of the rest is so so, much like what V8 said.

[Balmoral Green]

OnTheOverrun said:

The worst thing about Britain is people like V8mate.

Avoid him and and his whining, grass-is-always-greener types and you'll be fine.

Agreed. The thread is about what is great about Britain, and very predictably, someone comes along and starts slagging it off.

It isn't difficult to come up with lists of things that are good/bad about any country.

[Oily Nails]

crofty1984 said:

snowy slopes said:

JTW's post about the spelling of ambulance and dumbing down, that is pure class

And of course, finally getting to a proper PH meet/Sunday service!
Maybe I should bring a cheap hooker for V8mate, cheer him up

Edited by crofty1984 on Sunday 14th February 20:09

From the post he just made, I'd suggest spending the money on a rectum doctor to remove whatever the last hooker left up there

[EvoBarry]

Being closer to family and friends should be enough non?

Must admit, if we have one thing going for us its humour... not a lot else mind

[snowy slopes]

EvoBarry said:

Being closer to family and friends should be enough non?

Must admit, if we have one thing going for us its humour... not a lot else mind

Oh i dont know, there is always that well known restaurant in london, y'know the one, its where most fellas want to take their lass for dinner, alledgedly

[spikeyhead]

EvoBarry said:

Being closer to family and friends should be enough non?

Must admit, if we have one thing going for us its humour... not a lot else mind

Try living in the Netherlands, last nights curry would have cost less then a tenner in England, here it was 60 Euros for two. There's only four curry houses in the town rather than having four within four hundred yards of my house in England.

There are far more speed cameras here, housing is more expensive, the beer is either cold and fizzy or 12% (why oh why did I drink some of the 12% stuff last night when I know its affects!).

There's a lot good about England and I'll be glad to get back there next year.

[olimeads]

the wit, the kind americans dont understand.

[Matt Harper]

If I was moving back to the UK, this is the kind of thing I'd really be looking forward to....

[mccarn]

Nuff said.

[Matt Harper]

and this....


and this....

[Balmoral Green]

Has someone stubbed a fag out on that bacon?

[North West Tom]

Drinkable tap water

[Fifer]

Bovril
Scotch pies
Real beer (drinking only lager on holiday is st)
Country pubs
B roads
Whisky
Steak bridies
Haggis
Black Pudding

[OnTheOverrun]

Balmoral Green said:

Has someone stubbed a fag out on that bacon?

Yeah, it's smoked bacon.

[Cock Womble]

Sheridan Smith, wearing pasties.

Nuff said.

[Blib]

olimeads said:

the wit, the kind americans dont understand.

The unkind ones have trouble too.

[Hooty]

Edited by Hooty on Sunday 14th February 21:48

[Steamer]

Cock Womble said:

(dirty girl pic here)

Sheridan Smith, wearing pasties.

Nuff said.

I've seen the photo many a time on the pages of PH but thats the first time I've actually studied the face to see who it is!!

...ummmm pastie

[Junior Bianno]

Oily Nails said:

crofty1984 said:

snowy slopes said:

JTW's post about the spelling of ambulance and dumbing down, that is pure class

And of course, finally getting to a proper PH meet/Sunday service!
Maybe I should bring a cheap hooker for V8mate, cheer him up

Edited by crofty1984 on Sunday 14th February 20:09

From the post he just made, I'd suggest spending the money on a rectum doctor to remove whatever the last hooker left up there

V8? Mate? Might be Australian? They're quite often miserable fkers