I have never.........

[kVA]

nearly 50, never seen Star Wars...

Or done recreational drugs of any description

Never got married

No kids (that I know of... hahahaha)

and, tempting fate here, never broken a bone or had to stay in hospital over-night

[essexplumber]

31. Never been in the sea

Never had an Ipod

Never worn a suit to work

Never worn a skirt and heels.

[DangerousMike]

never eaten a burger from mcdonalds or burger king

never been to kyrgyzstan

never thought I would be able to spell kyrgyzstan correctly even though I did.

[Rollcage]

Adam B said:

Finlandia said:

Swedish twins

good grief - nut jobs!

Utterly. The more mobile of the two was jailed for manslaughter last year!

Been a long time since I have seen people more disturbed than those two. They must have subconsciously egged each other on or something.


http://pitsnpots.co.uk/2009/09/woman-who-threw-her...

[working class]

29

Sucked another man off after a saturday night out on the lash.

[Rollcage]

working class said:

29

Sucked another man off after a saturday night out on the lash.

Seems a little, er, specific?

Dont tell me, you never asked him to do it?

[Cotty]

kVA said:

and, tempting fate here, never broken a bone or had to stay in hospital over-night

I have never broken a bone, fractured yes but not broken. Spend a night in hospital when I had my wisdom teeth done.

[Frankeh]

Rollcage said:

Adam B said:

Finlandia said:

Swedish twins

good grief - nut jobs!

Utterly. The more mobile of the two was jailed for manslaughter last year!

Been a long time since I have seen people more disturbed than those two. They must have subconsciously egged each other on or something.


http://pitsnpots.co.uk/2009/09/woman-who-threw-her...

This deserves it own thread. Absolutely bizarre!
I'm quite convinced they are immortal vampires who are sick of not being able to die.

[Rollcage]

Frankeh said:

Rollcage said:

Adam B said:

Finlandia said:

Swedish twins

good grief - nut jobs!

Utterly. The more mobile of the two was jailed for manslaughter last year!

Been a long time since I have seen people more disturbed than those two. They must have subconsciously egged each other on or something.


http://pitsnpots.co.uk/2009/09/woman-who-threw-her...

This deserves it own thread. Absolutely bizarre!
I'm quite convinced they are immortal vampires who are sick of not being able to die.

Ask and you shall receive!

[JulianHJ]

32 years old. I have never:

- visited southern Europe, Africa, Asia or Australia
- danced to R&B
- owned more than one decent car at a time
- been swimming in the sea
- owned an automatic
- fired a handgun
- ridden a motorbike

There's a few that others have already mentioned as well.

[Cotty]

HereBeMonsters said:

Cotty said:

39 today - never been horse racing, that will be rectified in a couple of months, tickets already booked for Goodwood.

Have you even ridden a horse?

Yep a few times when I was younger.

[Alfanatic]

Wow. Never realised some of the things I've never done until reading this thread.

Here's the list, age 37:
Yet to break a bone (in my own body)
Still have my tonsils and appendix
I have never bought myself underwear (!) - that one was the surprise.
Never learnt to swim
Never been in a jacuzzi or sauna
Never played a game of rugby
Never played a game of cricket
Never driven a mid engined road car
Never driven a rear engined car, unless reversing a golf counts.

I think that about covers it

Edited by Alfanatic on Wednesday 31st March 21:10

[pad58]

52 I have never

Played a round of golf
Driven a supercar
Gone shopping in Anne Summers
Scrached my arse at a wedding

[Penny-lope]

pad58 said:

52 I have never

Played a round of golf
Driven a supercar
Gone shopping in Anne Summers
Scrached my arse at a wedding

I wouldn't start.....crap quality for the money

[Cotty]

JCB123 said:

Oh, I've remembered more.

Never watched Dirty Dancing or any Star Wars, Star Trek or similar sci-fi rubbish!

How do you know its rubbish if you have never seen any of them?

I think Coronation Street and Eastenders is rubbish but I have watched them and feel qualified to express an opinion.

[Herbie58]

Cock Womble said:

I've never been to me.

Drinking a bit too much wine and listening to cut your wrists love songs of the 80's have we?

Bloody depressing song that is too.

[HereBeMonsters]

Cotty said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Cotty said:

39 today - never been horse racing, that will be rectified in a couple of months, tickets already booked for Goodwood.

Have you even ridden a horse?

Yep a few times when I was younger.

Well I'd suggest getting a few more lessons before you start racing. You're quite old for a jockey as well.

[Alfanatic]

Ooh, just remembered another one. at 37, I have yet to submit a urine sample to anyone for any reason, though that changes next week!

[DeadMeat_UK]

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

35

I have never watched any of the Godfather films and I have the box set at home

That is absolute sacrilege! Get it done!

Read the book first !

[DeadMeat_UK]

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

35

I have never watched any of the Godfather films and I have the box set at home

That is absolute sacrilege! Get it done!

I know, I know. I love gangster / mafia movies (scarface, Goodfellas, Carlito's way etc) not to mention TV gold like the Sopranos.

But I always seem to have something else to watch and I forget.

Wet Sunday afternoon. Huge bowl of pasta. Good bottle of Italian red. Shut the curtains. Tell the wife to stop yabbering rubbish. Get the boxset on the big screen and prepare to be overwhelmed by Greatness.

This can also be done with Das Boot but substitute the ancillary arrangements with ...

Not washing/shaving for a week
Shut Curtains (as per Godfather)
Lighting a single red light-bulb
Leaving tap on drip-setting
etc.

Agreed !