I have never.........

[10 Pence Short]

So you have put a bet on. Thanks for that. I don't feel like I wasted some of my life reading that.

[Adrenochrome]

Mazda Baiter said:

Cipher said:

Skylinecrazy said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Penny-lope said:

Skylinecrazy said:

Penny-lope said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Cipher said:

Im 19 and I have never...

Had sex. (embarrassing i know)

If it embarrasses you, don't type it. First rule of the internet.

19 you say.......

Bloody hell.

He/she is just up the road too

Bloody hell, go and have a cold shower.

Im not bothered about it being embarrassing tbh, I was only being honest lol.

Where bout just up the road are u penny?

Penny, you're in!

He's doing it the wrong way if that's the case

[finefettlefilly]

Never smoked
Never done drugs
Never had a credit card
Never been in debt


Never had a toy boy [Penny-lope has beaten me to it]

[n1ckt001]

kelk said:

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

35

I have never watched any of the Godfather films and I have the box set at home

That is absolute sacrilege! Get it done!

I know, I know. I love gangster / mafia movies (scarface, Goodfellas, Carlito's way etc) not to mention TV gold like the Sopranos.

But I always seem to have something else to watch and I forget.

Wet Sunday afternoon. Huge bowl of pasta. Good bottle of Italian red. Shut the curtains. Tell the wife to stop yabbering rubbish. Get the boxset on the big screen and prepare to be overwhelmed by Greatness.

This can also be done with Das Boot but substitute the ancillary arrangements with ...

Not washing/shaving for a week
Shut Curtains (as per Godfather)
Lighting a single red light-bulb
Leaving tap on drip-setting
etc.

Sounds like a plan for the bank holiday weekend - particularly favouring the lack of yabbering.

You'll need more than an afternoon! Midday start, non stop, puts you at about 10 at night doesn't it?

I have the boxed set as well, but never miss an opportunity to watch them though...Air Canada and their (relatively poor on the 767) on-demand system meant I caught 1&2 on a flight back from Toronto last year!

[Lord Flathead]

45. I have never said Never

[gilla]

ah revelation i've never had a long term relationship that hasn't ended with me thinking she was stone cold window licking mental in hindsight!

[Penny-lope]

finefettlefilly said:

Never smoked
Never done drugs
Never had a credit card
Never been in debt


Never had a toy boy [Penny-lope has beaten me to it]

Well I've had a few, so you can have the 19 year old if you want my dear


Some more for me...

Never been arrested
Never had any points on my licence
Never injected/snorted drugs
Never drank whisky
Never been thrown out of a pub
Never had a party

[samdale]

Cupid Stunt said:

I'm 24, a few things off my bucket list that will be easy enough to tick off:

Had Ket and a joint
Been arrested
Given blood
Done a load of washing
Learned how to iron properly

i'll help you out, of the things on your list all are over rated (especially the 1st one), apart from giving blood, they have cookies dont ya know

[anonymous-user]

Penny-lope said:

Never been thrown out of a pub
Never had a party

I got thrown out of my own party once

[Life Saab Itch]

...used wafer thin ham as a masturbational aid like Jay does in the Inbetweeners film.

[monthefish]

You searched out this thread just for that?

[mgmrw]

24. and:

> Been in a betting shop.
> tried any form of narcotics of the illegal variety.
> had a 1 night stand with a randomer.

> Ridden a motorbike.

[al1991]

20, never had a threesome.

I'm working on it

[GroundEffect]

23, and...

- Never used illegal drugs (I have an anxiety disorder and I'd rather not set it off on a mad spiral)
- Never been to the US (been to Canada though!)
- Never had anal sex...with a girl

[Rude-boy]

Reading this thread.

35

I have never realised just how many things I have done before. Not sure if this is a good or bad thing though.

And yes there are a few answers on here, mainly involving needles, willies and bottoms which I have never done, nor plan to try!

[kelk]

n1ckt001 said:

kelk said:

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

35

I have never watched any of the Godfather films and I have the box set at home

That is absolute sacrilege! Get it done!

I know, I know. I love gangster / mafia movies (scarface, Goodfellas, Carlito's way etc) not to mention TV gold like the Sopranos.

But I always seem to have something else to watch and I forget.

Wet Sunday afternoon. Huge bowl of pasta. Good bottle of Italian red. Shut the curtains. Tell the wife to stop yabbering rubbish. Get the boxset on the big screen and prepare to be overwhelmed by Greatness.

This can also be done with Das Boot but substitute the ancillary arrangements with ...

Not washing/shaving for a week
Shut Curtains (as per Godfather)
Lighting a single red light-bulb
Leaving tap on drip-setting
etc.

Sounds like a plan for the bank holiday weekend - particularly favouring the lack of yabbering.

You'll need more than an afternoon! Midday start, non stop, puts you at about 10 at night doesn't it?

I have the boxed set as well, but never miss an opportunity to watch them though...Air Canada and their (relatively poor on the 767) on-demand system meant I caught 1&2 on a flight back from Toronto last year!

Still haven't watched the films - what is wrong with me?

[hadenough!]

GroundEffect said:

- Never had anal sex...with a girl

So you have had with a boy...perhaps not the best thing to admit to on the internet.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

I have never understood why some people prefer to spend their partners wage packet than have the self respect and earn your own money and pay for your own lifestyle

Edited by Ahhh Moneypenny on Monday 26th September 11:58

[Zwoelf]

hadenough! said:

GroundEffect said:

- Never had anal sex...with a girl

So you have had with a boy...perhaps not the best thing to admit to on the internet.

Why not? Around half the people out there have had sex with a "boy". Where would you stand on a bloke receiving it - but from a woman - out of interest?

[DanDC5]

25

Never had a threesome, a lot of girls are surprisingly unhappy about the question even being asked.
Been arrested