I have never.........

[Stablelad]

kelk said:

35

I have never watched any of the Godfather films and I have the box set at home

That is absolute sacrilege! Get it done!

[joej23]

24, I never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of alligence. Seriously though, i've never seen the original star wars and I consider myself a bit of a movie buff

[gilla]

Frankeh said:

Devilstreak said:

gilla said:

Rollcage said:

gilla said:

31 - never had sex with a man, nor with more than 2 women at once...

There one of the above I'd like to try and it doesn't involve cock

More than two? Or just two?

Umm... more than 2... I've always fancied a forgy but don't fancy paying for it

four-some apparantly between 600-700 euros in Tenerife. We wondered where a mate had gone and this was the story the next morning, We believed it as he was skint for the rest of the week

Skint but with a constant smile ;D

Much more for identical triplets though... (not that i've checked of course )

[kelk]

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

35

I have never watched any of the Godfather films and I have the box set at home

That is absolute sacrilege! Get it done!

I know, I know. I love gangster / mafia movies (scarface, Goodfellas, Carlito's way etc) not to mention TV gold like the Sopranos.

But I always seem to have something else to watch and I forget.

[rsv gone!]

40, never been to the USA

[ZOLLAR]

Funk said:

Pints said:

ZOLLAR said:

Pints said:

31. Never had a proper threesome.

The BOLD section.... explain how you haven't had a proper one? did they wake up? only messing but seriously what happened???

Edited by ZOLLAR on Wednesday 31st March 12:49

It's only proper if you actually get round to bumping uglies. I never got to bump the uglies.
More's the shame - so close yet so far.

Edited by Pints on Wednesday 31st March 13:05

I've not admitted this before but I actually declined a threesome several years ago. I know, I know....I've kicked myself about it with hindsight.

There were reasons why it seemed like a bad idea at the time. Yes, they were hot. Both 21, one brunette, one blonde. Yes, I had the opportunity to play several leagues above where I had any right to. fk, I'm now kicking myself about it all over again now. I think I shall probably regret that the rest of my life.

I hate you PH. Bringing back regrets matters.

YOU IDIOT!!! INVENT A TIME MACHINE NOW AND SORT IT OUT!!!

[Mobsta]

34 - Never owned a cat which pissed in other peoples houses.

[Stablelad]

kelk said:

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

35

I have never watched any of the Godfather films and I have the box set at home

That is absolute sacrilege! Get it done!

I know, I know. I love gangster / mafia movies (scarface, Goodfellas, Carlito's way etc) not to mention TV gold like the Sopranos.

But I always seem to have something else to watch and I forget.

Wet Sunday afternoon. Huge bowl of pasta. Good bottle of Italian red. Shut the curtains. Tell the wife to stop yabbering rubbish. Get the boxset on the big screen and prepare to be overwhelmed by Greatness.

This can also be done with Das Boot but substitute the ancillary arrangements with ...

Not washing/shaving for a week
Shut Curtains (as per Godfather)
Lighting a single red light-bulb
Leaving tap on drip-setting
etc.

[Frankeh]

I've never bathed for 7 consecutive days. Ever.
I would be surprised if I had for 4 days.

[Penny-lope]

Just thought of some more....

Never had a credit card
Never driven outside Scotland
Never fainted
Never spoke to my half sisters

[JonRB]

In my 40 years on this earth I have never

• taken any recreational drugs
• smoked a cigarette (although have smoked cigars)
• played a fruit machine / slot machine
• drunk more than a bottle of vodka in one day.
• had a general anaesthetic
• been on a motorbike, even as a passenger
• visited Scotland

Have done plenty of other things though.

Edited by JonRB on Wednesday 31st March 14:50

[kelk]

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

35

I have never watched any of the Godfather films and I have the box set at home

That is absolute sacrilege! Get it done!

I know, I know. I love gangster / mafia movies (scarface, Goodfellas, Carlito's way etc) not to mention TV gold like the Sopranos.

But I always seem to have something else to watch and I forget.

Wet Sunday afternoon. Huge bowl of pasta. Good bottle of Italian red. Shut the curtains. Tell the wife to stop yabbering rubbish. Get the boxset on the big screen and prepare to be overwhelmed by Greatness.

This can also be done with Das Boot but substitute the ancillary arrangements with ...

Not washing/shaving for a week
Shut Curtains (as per Godfather)
Lighting a single red light-bulb
Leaving tap on drip-setting
etc.

Sounds like a plan for the bank holiday weekend - particularly favouring the lack of yabbering.

[HereBeMonsters]

Cotty said:

39 today - never been horse racing, that will be rectified in a couple of months, tickets already booked for Goodwood.

Have you even ridden a horse?

[JCB123]

Oh, I've remembered more.

Never watched Dirty Dancing or any Star Wars, Star Trek or similar sci-fi rubbish!

[JonRB]

JCB123 said:

or similar sci-fi rubbish!

*shrugs* I've never driven a Saab or similar rubbish.

[Skylinecrazy]

18 and never;

Snorted cocaine
Ate marmite (So I don't know whether I love it or hate it..)
Crashed
Broke a bone
Kissed someone of the same sex
Been to Ireland

[Frankeh]

21 (still)

Never been anywhere more northern than London.

[HereBeMonsters]

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)

• **About 33 drinks later****

Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

[Cock Womble]

CaptainSlow said:

Kissed a corpse

I have.

[Mobsta]

Cock Womble said:

CaptainSlow said:

Kissed a corpse

I have.

Tongues?