'True Lad' - Banter

[WorAl]

WorAl said:

musclecarmad said:

guys, this kind of stuff really and truly does happen.

I could tell you all manner of brilliant funny stories.

ok some on the sites will be lies but I kid you not some of my mates are absolutely wild.

you generally need to be plastered (then anything could happen) and on a friday or saturday night.

I could tell a million stories myself. I'm not as young as I used to be but on friday just gone i went out in my local town and there was a good story involving a few people

the saturday we went out to party in mayfair (still felt rough when we arrived from the friday) and again the stories would make you gasp!

the main ones imho tend to be on lads holidays - had 3 so far this year including spring break in mexico - the americans can be wild and got another 4 coming up this year so there will be some good stories.

most people i know are boring and have 4 beers on a saturday night and go home at midnight, but, if you are willing to push the shots down your neck, stay out as late as possible, something ALWAYS happens. There is only a few of my original group of school and uni mates that still hit the partying 110% but I can guarantee those stories won't all be made up

OK, maybe not everyweekend does a sean connery story happen but there is always a funny story to tell.

Jack. The LAD

You know what, my favourite lines out of that have to be

musclecarmad said:

I could tell a million stories myself. I'm not as young as I used to be but on friday just gone i went out in my local town and there was a good story involving a few people

the saturday we went out to party in mayfair (still felt rough when we arrived from the friday) and again the stories would make you gasp!

........then no expansion.

Hey musclecar, you should have seen me and the lads, not Saturday just gone, nor the one before, but the one before that, hoo we went fecking mad, good stories, mental times, crazy. Mad the lot of us.

[Cock Womble 7]

WorAl said:

Hey musclecar, you should have seen me and the lads, not Saturday just gone, nor the one before, but the one before that, hoo we went fecking mad, good stories, mental times, crazy. Mad the lot of us.

WorAl, you're a bloody amateur. The other week (no, not that one, the other one) me and the lads (all 142 of us) went out on the lash. Boy, did we get into some scrapes, I can tell you.

You wouldn't believe some of the jolly japes we got up to. Seriously, you wouldn't believe it.

Mental. Absolutely mental.

[Scrumper]

Come on, lay off Musclecarmad. Poor lad is probably hungover.

[WorAl]

Cock Womble 7 said:

WorAl, you're a bloody amateur. The other week (no, not that one, the other one) me and the lads (all 142 of us) went out on the lash. Boy, did we get into some scrapes, I can tell you.

You wouldn't believe some of the jolly japes we got up to. Seriously, you wouldn't believe it.

Mental. Absolutely mental.

Jesaschrist, 142 you say? you must have painted the town red.

I remember this one time, not so long back, approximately Friday 14th March 2003, a pal of mine got all our mates together. The 8 of us went crayzeee that night, got into a few scuffles, was rough the next day I tells ya, think I wasted more than 20 whole GBP that night, alone.

You couldn't even imagine the carnage. You wouldn't believe it, even if I told you. You couldn't make it up.

[heta1]

Flying Toilet said:

heta1 said:

Scrumper said:

musclecarmad said:

the saturday we went out to party in mayfair (still felt rough when we arrived from the friday) and again the stories would make you gasp!

I remember one night at a club in Mayfair a few years ago, the usual sort of thing, booze, birds, lots of banter. There's a bit of back and forth going on with another group in there who got in about the same time as us. They're sniffing round our ladies, flexin', acting like dicks. Snotty rich bds, but we've all had a few and it's turning a bit nasty - not that that bothers me! I love a scrap, me. Anyway, just before it kicks off I think to myself "right, I've got to sort this out, filth everywhere outside and the night is way too young to end up in the slammer," so I call out the 'leader' of the other group and offer to settle it with a bet. He's game, being a rich bd, and he takes me up on it. It's goes totally crazy after that, I could probably write a book but you'd never believe the stuff that happened! Well, long story short, 80 days later I'm back at the club, this fit foreign bird on my arm and a few more stamps in my passport, and I collect my winnings off the Rupert.







Cheers,

Phileas

Edited by Scrumper on Wednesday 12th May 20:06

Tosser

Edited by heta1 on Thursday 13th May 10:34

That took an edit? Really?!

Yes i'm new to this malarky.

See what I mean.

I don't care much for Phileas Fogg products, but could recite the text from the back of a packet of Mini Cheddars.

Edited by heta1 on Friday 14th May 16:50

[heta1]

Neil H said:

Flying Toilet said:

heta1 said:

Tosser

Edited by heta1 on Thursday 13th May 10:34

That took an edit? Really?!

It originally said 'knobhead', I guess he really agonises over his insults.

Nope, it said nobhead.

[Cock Womble 7]

WorAl said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

WorAl, you're a bloody amateur. The other week (no, not that one, the other one) me and the lads (all 142 of us) went out on the lash. Boy, did we get into some scrapes, I can tell you.

You wouldn't believe some of the jolly japes we got up to. Seriously, you wouldn't believe it.

Mental. Absolutely mental.

Jesaschrist, 142 you say? you must have painted the town red.

Actually, we painted it magnolia, with a hint of red.

[Flying Toilet]

heta1 said:

Flying Toilet said:

heta1 said:

Scrumper said:

musclecarmad said:

the saturday we went out to party in mayfair (still felt rough when we arrived from the friday) and again the stories would make you gasp!

I remember one night at a club in Mayfair a few years ago, the usual sort of thing, booze, birds, lots of banter. There's a bit of back and forth going on with another group in there who got in about the same time as us. They're sniffing round our ladies, flexin', acting like dicks. Snotty rich bds, but we've all had a few and it's turning a bit nasty - not that that bothers me! I love a scrap, me. Anyway, just before it kicks off I think to myself "right, I've got to sort this out, filth everywhere outside and the night is way too young to end up in the slammer," so I call out the 'leader' of the other group and offer to settle it with a bet. He's game, being a rich bd, and he takes me up on it. It's goes totally crazy after that, I could probably write a book but you'd never believe the stuff that happened! Well, long story short, 80 days later I'm back at the club, this fit foreign bird on my arm and a few more stamps in my passport, and I collect my winnings off the Rupert.


Yes i'm new to this malarky.




Cheers,

Phileas

Edited by Scrumper on Wednesday 12th May 20:06

Tosser

Edited by heta1 on Thursday 13th May 10:34

That took an edit? Really?!

Sorry didn't quite catch that, can you type louder please?

[heta1]

OK

[Frankeh]

Scrumper said:

Frankeh said:

Disastrous said:

Scrumper said:

musclecarmad said:

the saturday we went out to party in mayfair (still felt rough when we arrived from the friday) and again the stories would make you gasp!

I remember one night at a club in Mayfair a few years ago, the usual sort of thing, booze, birds, lots of banter. There's a bit of back and forth going on with another group in there who got in about the same time as us. They're sniffing round our ladies, flexin', acting like dicks. Snotty rich bds, but we've all had a few and it's turning a bit nasty - not that that bothers me! I love a scrap, me. Anyway, just before it kicks off I think to myself "right, I've got to sort this out, filth everywhere outside and the night is way too young to end up in the slammer," so I call out the 'leader' of the other group and offer to settle it with a bet. He's game, being a rich bd, and he takes me up on it. It's goes totally crazy after that, I could probably write a book but you'd never believe the stuff that happened! Well, long story short, 80 days later I'm back at the club, this fit foreign bird on my arm and a few more stamps in my passport, and I collect my winnings off the Rupert.

Cheers,

Phileas

Edited by Scrumper on Wednesday 12th May 20:06

Excellent!

That post is amazing.
Scrumper, you get a golf clap from me.

Aww, thanks. Is that like cricket applause?

It's like the regular clap but you only get it after putting your balls in 18 holes.. Heyyoooooo.

[bonsai]

That site is the council estate of the internet.

[King Herald]

It appears to be Chavdom personified. Any 'LAD' in it fits the Chav persona perfectly.

[i'm no superhero]

FYI - a 'lad' is not the sterotypical chav you all seem to think of it.

It is more a student who attends Oxbridge/Durham/UCL/Bristol, who is posh and has loads of money, and does whatever he wants on the lash, and ends the night by pulling some totty and 'chundering EVERYWAH'.

To understand it more, watch this video, which has gone viral and has been a huge success and started countless memes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKFjWR7X5dU

A shame to see the site has been infiltrated by a few dhead chavs, though.

[Motorsport Muse]

There are some quite amusing posts on their that are blatantly taking the piss and all of the chavs have voted them a big thumbs down. These names are the end of the stories, I am sure Pistonheads could come up with far better ones. Something about a LADa maybe?

vLAD the Impaler
FinLAD
vLADamir Putin
Osama Bin LADen
Ain't nothin' but a Hound LAD
Crap LADder
gLAD to be of assistance
LADvertising
aLADdin
LADbrokes


Is this one an urban myth?

Adrian Sutil was interviewed on the BBC after a podium finish and there was a fit girl standing around with champagne and she congratulated him and then the presenter asked him, "Do you know her?", and he replied "Not Yet". Racing LAD.

[i'm no superhero]

Motorsport Muse said:

Adrian Sutil was interviewed on the BBC after a podium finish and there was a fit girl standing around with champagne and she congratulated him and then the presenter asked him, "Do you know her?", and he replied "Not Yet". Racing LAD.

Don't think so dude, I think it was genuine.

A bit like the Kimi Raikkonen "I've just had a st" blooper on ITV during the pit lane walkabout.

[King Herald]

i'm no superhero said:

FYI - a 'lad' is not the sterotypical chav you all seem to think of it.

I'll take your word for it. LAD.

[didelydoo]

My mate pooped in a crisp bag, in the west end. LAD

[WorAl]

didelydoo said:

My mate pooped in a crisp bag, in the west end.
sttyLAD

EFA

[BrabusMog]

LADnav

[didelydoo]

After pooping in the crisp bag he found some toilet roll... gLAD