Any German speakers in the house?

[911motorsport]

The initial message was deleted from this topic on 28 May 2010 at 16:42

[10 Pence Short]

I'm sorry, but now I've seen your picture, you're too small, fetid and not my type. Please leave me alone

[theboymoon]

911motorsport said:

As per the title: Can any one translate this German for me please? (I'm quite excited to know what it says ).

Es tut mir leid, aber jetzt habe ich dein Bild gesehen, du bist zu groß und nicht mein Typ. Bitte lassen Sie mich jetzt allein

"I am very sorry but now that I have seen your picture, you are too fat for my 'type.' Please leave me alone from now on."


You did ask.

[andyroo]

Did you bring condoms?

[theboymoon]

[BliarOut]

Chortle....

[911motorsport]

theboymoon said:

911motorsport said:

As per the title: Can any one translate this German for me please? (I'm quite excited to know what it says ).

Es tut mir leid, aber jetzt habe ich dein Bild gesehen, du bist zu groß und nicht mein Typ. Bitte lassen Sie mich jetzt allein

"I am very sorry but now that I have seen your picture, you are too fat for my 'type.' Please leave me alone from now on."


You did ask.

Is that true please?

[DrTre]

911motorsport said:

theboymoon said:

911motorsport said:

As per the title: Can any one translate this German for me please? (I'm quite excited to know what it says ).

Es tut mir leid, aber jetzt habe ich dein Bild gesehen, du bist zu groß und nicht mein Typ. Bitte lassen Sie mich jetzt allein

"I am very sorry but now that I have seen your picture, you are too fat for my 'type.' Please leave me alone from now on."


You did ask.

Is that true please?

Sadly, my GCSE German would suggest: yes it is.

[theboymoon]

sorry chief.

[DrTre]

might be "big", not fat...?

Edited by DrTre on Friday 28th May 16:46

[Sheets Tabuer]

[Cock Womble 7]

So, are we going to get the story behind this or what? I'm guessing dating website, some mild stalking and one unimpressed fräulein.

[911motorsport]

Well she's no slim Jim either! fk her! Fat kraut bh

Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 28th May 16:49

[Plotloss]

Oh...

[DrTre]

911motorsport said:

Well she's no slim Jim either! fk her!

Sounds like that's not on the menu..

[theboymoon]

plenty more whales in the sea?

[10 Pence Short]

Nom nom nom.

[Cock Womble 7]

DrTre said:

911motorsport said:

Well she's no slim Jim either! fk her!

Sounds like that's not on the menu..

You won't be getting to annex her Sudetenland any time soon, I'm afraid.

[DrTre]

Cock Womble 7 said:

DrTre said:

911motorsport said:

Well she's no slim Jim either! fk her!

Sounds like that's not on the menu..

You won't be getting to annex her Sudetenland any time soon, I'm afraid.

Aye, you won't be invading her on D Day any time soon.

Edited by DrTre on Friday 28th May 16:52

[Arese]

911motorsport said:

Well she's no slim Jim either! fk her! Fat kraut bh

Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 28th May 16:49

Quality. Did you honestly not think to use one of the many online translation services?

Edited by Arese on Friday 28th May 16:53