Dilemma: I can't figure out if I 'fancy' her or not

[Biker's Nemesis]

No.


She's young enough to be my daughter.

[Vidal Baboon]

She looks like the love child of Patsy Palmer & Mini Driver.

[E21_Ross]

yup, she'd get it

[louismchuge]

Leave her with a face like a painter's radio

[rolty]

Piss and twiglets

[king arthur]

All day long until it fell off.

[BertB]

She looks like that mechanic from Firefly, Jewel Staite

Edited by BertB on Wednesday 30th June 13:42

[Doofus]

I don't understand why you actually need to decide whether you fancy her or not. After all, you have precisely two hopes.

Mind you, it is another to add to the "I've got no bloody chance" list, I suppose.

[RB26DETT]

Id bang her untill "he" fell off.

[isee]

mat205125 said:

Definitely a fun way of catching up on some cardio work over a weekend, but not a long termer .... The morning when you wake up next to a hairy faced troll can't be more than a few years away.

What is it with Eastern European women? it's like they climb into a chrysalis on their 30th birthday, however they get it arse about face. The beautiful butterfly enters the chrysalis, and some god aweful caterpillar pops out the other end.

The mum

looks like an average 25 year old English woman to me...

[ajprice]

BertB said:

She looks like that mechanic from Firefly, Jewel Staite

Edited by BertB on Wednesday 30th June 13:42

Thats what I thought

[V8S]

isee said:

mat205125 said:

Definitely a fun way of catching up on some cardio work over a weekend, but not a long termer .... The morning when you wake up next to a hairy faced troll can't be more than a few years away.

What is it with Eastern European women? it's like they climb into a chrysalis on their 30th birthday, however they get it arse about face. The beautiful butterfly enters the chrysalis, and some god aweful caterpillar pops out the other end.

The mum

looks like an average 25 year old English woman to me...

That's what they want you to be believe, you foreign dog.

[bob1179]

Ginger girls are ace.

I would certainly find time to drop my anchor into that fine young filly.

Long live the Soviet Union and all...

[Biker's Nemesis]

bob1179 said:

Ginger girls are ace.

I would certainly find time to drop my anchor into that fine young filly.

Long live the Soviet Union and all...

Hmm, why did you have to rush back to Russia again Bob?

[8400rpm]

hora said:

carrying a couple of large pounders

[Cock Womble 7]

Are you mental?

Russian and a ginner? Do you realise exactly how bat-st bonkers those two traits have the potential to make her?

[bob1179]

Biker's Nemesis said:

bob1179 said:

Ginger girls are ace.

I would certainly find time to drop my anchor into that fine young filly.

Long live the Soviet Union and all...

Hmm, why did you have to rush back to Russia again Bob?

Shhhhhh. Nobody is supposed to know.

(Though I can sing the Russian national anthem.)

[bob1179]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Are you mental?

Russian and a ginner? Do you realise exactly how bat-st bonkers those two traits have the potential to make her?

Yes.

But you know it would be one hell of a wild ride.

[Biker's Nemesis]

bob1179 said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

bob1179 said:

Ginger girls are ace.

I would certainly find time to drop my anchor into that fine young filly.

Long live the Soviet Union and all...

Hmm, why did you have to rush back to Russia again Bob?

Shhhhhh. Nobody is supposed to know.

(Though I can sing the Russian national anthem.)

<Taps nose>

[Andy Zarse]

It's a little know medical fact that ginger people do white poo. You know, crumbly stuff, like that dogmuck we never seem to see these days.