The PH Nightshift

[Mazda Baiter]

Penny-lope said:

Mazda Baiter said:

I have a brand new pair of safety boots today. I hate breaking in new boots.

butter...rub it into the leather to soften it

I don't think sex lube will help. It's the man-made uppers that are giving me gyp.

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Penny-lope said:

Mazda Baiter said:

I have a brand new pair of safety boots today. I hate breaking in new boots.

butter...rub it into the leather to soften it

I don't think sex lube will help. It's the man-made uppers that are giving me gyp.

[Mazda Baiter]

dan19evans said:

Mazda Baiter said:

I have a brand new pair of safety boots today. I hate breaking in new boots.

I have a st headache.. want to swap?

I have to drive for a couple of hours now, I don't think a head ache is in order, at least I don't have to use my feet all the time with cruise control.

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HBLC said:

Can't sleep and I'm bored so just tried out Chatroulette against my better judgement.


Person 1 - Bloke with his c**k out
Person 2 - Bloke with his c**k out
Person 3 - Bloke with his c**k out
Person 4 - Bloke with his c**k out
Person 5 - Bloke with his c**k out
Person 6 - Bloke with his c**k out
Person 7 - Two hot Belgian girls who told me I had beautiful eyes. I pressed the wrong button and disconnected.
Person 8 - Bloke with his c**k out
Person 9 - Bloke with his c**k out
Person 10 - Bloke who told me to have a shave

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Negative Creep said:

sfw?

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dan19evans said:

Famous Graham said:

Brilliant

Only awake for another hour or so, as I'm trying to wrench my life back to a normal 9-5 before the 22nd. When I start my new job! Woo...goodbye JSA. Finally.

Congrats

good stuff...ya dole scrounger.

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dan19evans said:

Bored as a turnip... load of crap on TV

Motors TV have Euro F3 shenanigans then super 1 Karting in half an hour.
I have nothing for a late night snack. Just got home now and I have to be about for my wifes blood tests at 1pm tomorrow today. Just wondering when to do my sleeping. I normally go to sleep again at about 1pm so this presents a problem.

[Mazda Baiter]

Helluva shunt just then. Barrel rolling down the track into the hairpin at Mangey Cours.

[Mazda Baiter]

I think you said it was 545 on Virgin.

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Night peeps.

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'Ey oop.

Down in chavvy Essex again.

Coffee
Radio 4 - getting pissed off with c nts above their station going on about London again. wkers.

[Mazda Baiter]

dan19evans said:

Silent1 said:

anyone following the current youtube lulz?
Epicness ensuing.

[Mazda Baiter]

Back from the hospital. In bed trying to sleep. There is no way I will be awake when I am meant to be tomorrow.

No chance. Which means an angry wife with a crying newborn.

Oh well, chin up.

[Mazda Baiter]

Chuffer said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Back from the hospital. In bed trying to sleep. There is no way I will be awake when I am meant to be tomorrow.

No chance. Which means an angry wife with a crying newborn.

Oh well, chin up.

Congrats on No.1 son. I want one!

You can have mine if you want. The little bugger's faulty. He doesn't want to sleep at night so I'm taking him back in a bit and seeing if they will do a swap for an Aussie/New Zealand edition.

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8400rpm said:

at 6 weeks they start to sleep through a lot better

Yeah, he isn't my first kid so we kind of expected this. In fairness he slept from 01.00 to 05.00 then from 06.00 'til about half an hour ago with a feed inbetween. So pretty good really. just got to get his nights and days around the right way.

The first proper (not from wind) smile is amazing.

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Shaid GTB said:

Flintstone said:

TotalControl said:

On the phone to the Mrs. So far it's been 1 hour 46 minutes. Oh the joys of organising a wedding at short notice.

Don't let her have wedding cake! It cures blow jobs

???? How do you work that one out?

Didn't work here.

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harry010 said:

dan19evans said:

Still up and watching mini racing

unbelievably bored by being confined to bed... currently watching Jim Clark - The Quiet Champion... remember going to find his grave when I was 8 in the rain....

My driving hero. Lizzie, I trust you have seen the Mark Stewart Productions programme on Jim Clark. It completed the trio about Jackie, Graham and Jimmy.

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About to start work.

Just sat in the car getting angry at Radio 4 for stuffing religious crap down my throat when I don't want it.

Should Britain be a secular (lead) society?

[/rant]

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harry010 said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Apologies and all, but custard on the NSX.

well, they don't sell Birds here, and I'm not making some creme anglaise just for you buddy.. it's really not that much different from a normal one... just different glass etc just to cope with the chances of robbery where I live...


ETA: this kind of mod is common here, and bloody annoying to have to do as well

Best get H to bring some Birds custard back with him then.

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Off to bed.

Night all.