Dear Mr Insomnia,

You're quite the , aren't you?

Love,

CJ

Evening all

The utter gits at work have removed the last WiFi point so I have no access to the Internet on my laptop. This is a dire situation and has forced an almost unthinkable situation from me. I'm doing some work.

Although for all you student moaning about doing coursework I think I might be able to out-bore you tonight, I am going through the BSI and ICO paperwork regarding CCTV work in relation to Static Guarding, cross checking that with the Data Protection Act and then trying to condense all the relevant points into something that can be read and understood by the lowest common denominator any Security Officer in my company. It is exactly as thrilling as it sounds.

The amount of redundant information in these allegedly targeted guides if unbelievable, I have the "Disclosure of Information Managers Quick Guide" it's 45 fking pages long and whoever did it appeared to have cut and paste massive areas without reading them and it's only one of 5 sources.

I didn't go into security to think, I did it because I got a free high-vis jacket.

Hi.

I am here for one night only. Doing NVQ work due tomorrow today after a computer mix-up.

I've forgotten what exercise feels like. Last exam is next Wednesday, then got 6 weeks off before starting my placement, and a weekends climbing in Wales that I have 2 weeks to get vaguely in shape for!

I have just looked out of my window since about 5.05pm. I see it is raining quite heavily. The road opposite has a lake.

I'm second year, was warned last year that this one was a long hard slog, they weren't kidding! Ah well, get to choose some modules in my final year at least.

(As proof of how brainfked I am, that sentence took 4 goes to get typo free)

92mins and 42kms/26mi in one go, then some core exercises. I've just finished Uni, trying to find a job, Barcelona for the weekend next Friday followed by 4 days in Staffordshire with the lads, need/want to try and shift as much of this beer belly I've developed in the last year at Uni before then as I can. Will start visiting the gym when I can afford to!

Feeding newborn twins here again.......

I have been up all night playing Forza. Probably not the best idea.

Went for a piss and heard this car flying down the road, with what sounded like bits of it dragging against the tarmac. I look out the window to see the driver stop, make 7 attempts to park, open the door, stumble out and fall flat on his arse. He then stumbles about for a couple of minutes, closes the door, and stands there for ages trying to work out how his key fob works. So that's (presumeably) a drink driver who lives a few doors up from me. Huzzah.

Police said they couldn't do anything once he had left the car, which is understandable.. sadly.

This is what happens when I don't go to bed

Quite here lately...

I'm trying to get enough of my dissertation done to "earn" a break to watch the GP tomorrow