Mysterious unopened safe!

[blindswelledrat]

C8PPO said:

XG332 said:

OP can we all go Round and:
A. Steal the box
B. Smash his back doors in and then carry out plan A.

XG332: 100 lines, to be delivered to the headmaster's office immediately after school:

"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"

And 1000 lines of "When you have seen something posted a million times, chances are it's no longer original or remotely funny"

[Arese]

Reload said:

I bet he's opened it but it was one of those comedy "snakes in a tin".



He's playing it down after stting himself.

[anonymous-user]

blindswelledrat said:

C8PPO said:

XG332 said:

OP can we all go Round and:
A. Steal the box
B. Smash his back doors in and then carry out plan A.

XG332: 100 lines, to be delivered to the headmaster's office immediately after school:

"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"
"I will not re-quote frequently-used PH phrases when I don't know what they mean"

And 1000 lines of "When you have seen something posted a million times, chances are it's no longer original or remotely funny"

I never thought I would say this, but here goes

BSR, could you do one of your rant threads to stop people using this 'imagine' st, its very tiresome, I was going to do one myself but I don't think I could do it quite as well

[bomb]

maser_spyder said:

Laurel Green said:

^^^^^ Ta bomb tish.

Well it was close.

BOMB BOMB!


(OK, boom boom, but you know what I mean.)

Did somebody call...............??

[RDMcG]

The OP has gone mysteriously silent. Was this a windup?

[bigTee]

This thread is becoming an epic fail..

[anonymous-user]

JohnnyJones said:

If you saw the original ebay ad I sold the safe with 2 keys, a big one that was the right size for the safe door and a small one.

Those keys were lost after he bought the safe.

He's still texting me asking me to look for them on the driveway etc, so I don't think he's opened it.

Woah woah woah. It was sold with keys to open it? Why would you do that without opening it?

[blindswelledrat]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

WHat should be equally worrying is that I don't know what you mean!
TO put it another way- you have become angry about something that I haven't even noticed!!!!!
You miserable old bd

[condor]

RDMcG said:

The OP has gone mysteriously silent. Was this a windup?

OP posted just after 9am this morning, so not that silent

[maser_spyder]

I'll repeat what I said yesterday, FFS, but also attempt to bring some closure to this thread.

What happened is this.



and then suddenly, the box was finally open, revealing....

[WorAl]

MSTRBKR said:

JohnnyJones said:

If you saw the original ebay ad I sold the safe with 2 keys, a big one that was the right size for the safe door and a small one.

Those keys were lost after he bought the safe.

He's still texting me asking me to look for them on the driveway etc, so I don't think he's opened it.

Woah woah woah. It was sold with keys to open it? Why would you do that without opening it?

Woah Woah Woah, read the fking thread.

[anonymous-user]

blindswelledrat said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

WHat should be equally worrying is that I don't know what you mean!
TO put it another way- you have become angry about something that I haven't even noticed!!!!!
You miserable old bd

Oh fk!

[iggletiggle]

MSTRBKR said:

JohnnyJones said:

If you saw the original ebay ad I sold the safe with 2 keys, a big one that was the right size for the safe door and a small one.

Those keys were lost after he bought the safe.

He's still texting me asking me to look for them on the driveway etc, so I don't think he's opened it.

Woah woah woah. It was sold with keys to open it? Why would you do that without opening it?

If you read the thread i believe the OP had tried to open using the keys but had failed to get said key to work..

I still would love to know what is in there!

[anonymous-user]

WorAl said:

MSTRBKR said:

JohnnyJones said:

If you saw the original ebay ad I sold the safe with 2 keys, a big one that was the right size for the safe door and a small one.

Those keys were lost after he bought the safe.

He's still texting me asking me to look for them on the driveway etc, so I don't think he's opened it.

Woah woah woah. It was sold with keys to open it? Why would you do that without opening it?

Woah Woah Woah, read the fking thread.

I have read the thread you peenarse and I didn't see the original ebay ad. Some proper fking wkers on PH these days.

ETA: So I managed to miss it out of 16 pages, sue me. You managed to write a witty smart alec comment but couldn't just tell me what I missed?

ETA2: Not one single mention by the OP in this thread that he had keys until he posted what I quoted. All through the thread people were predicting the key would be inside the safe, so I'm not the only one.

Edited by MSTRBKR on Friday 23 July 11:41

[Summertime]

[JohnnyJones]

For those of you who arrived late..

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&am...

There you go!

[G20]

Some guy on DW said:

Ugggh. This is the internet equivalent of blue-balls.

[Mini1275]

[Malam]

maser_spyder said:

I'll repeat what I said yesterday, FFS, but also attempt to bring some closure to this thread.

What happened is this.



and then suddenly, the box was finally open, revealing....

What a crock of ste!

[WorAl]

MSTRBKR said:

WorAl said:

MSTRBKR said:

JohnnyJones said:

If you saw the original ebay ad I sold the safe with 2 keys, a big one that was the right size for the safe door and a small one.

Those keys were lost after he bought the safe.

He's still texting me asking me to look for them on the driveway etc, so I don't think he's opened it.

Woah woah woah. It was sold with keys to open it? Why would you do that without opening it?

Woah Woah Woah, read the fking thread.

I have read the thread you peenarse and I didn't see the original ebay ad. Some proper fking wkers on PH these days.

ETA: So I managed to miss it out of 16 pages, sue me. You managed to write a witty smart alec comment but couldn't just tell me what I missed?

ETA2: Not one single mention by the OP in this thread that he had keys until he posted what I quoted. All through the thread people were predicting the key would be inside the safe, so I'm not the only one.

Edited by MSTRBKR on Friday 23 July 11:41

Wohohoho there, don't piss yourself, I was just messing around.

You're right there are some wkers on PH these days . You take the internets too serious old buddy old pal. Now come on, give uncle Al a hug There, now isn't that better?

Edited by WorAl on Friday 23 July 13:09