Mysterious unopened safe!

[julian64]

That oxy acet torch with a cutting head on would take about two minutes to cut the hinge.

Agree with those that say yours is the only house that never opens a present before xmas.

[dmitsi]

Reminds me of when I worked in Ty Glas government buildings, on the floor above us there was a room with a safe planted in the middle (nothing else except a locker with overalls and PPE). I think it was MOD, but not sure.
Anyway, those offices were left when they moved into cardiff bay. Maybe you have that old safe, it no doubt contains many x-files and shiny things.

I've got to go, I've said too much.

[RobbieB]

I really want this

I hate how much curiosity grips my mind. Please can a PHer win it at least!

[AstonZagato]

I have a strongroom in my cellar. Had a key but it wouldn't open. I found a safe-breaker-turned-locksmith to open it. It was empty. And damp.

[jshell]

julian64 said:

That oxy acet torch with a cutting head on would take about two minutes to cut the hinge.

If it's anything like my gun safe, then the door-bolts will extend out both ways meaning cutting off the hinges is a waste of gas...

[WorAl]

Mr AJ said:

Steve in Stoke said:

I've added it to my watchlist.

Along with this - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&am... and some of this - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&am...

Hope theres plenty of parking on your street, Wouldn't want to upset the neighbours when this turns up on your lawn:

Why? all it does is burn at extremely high temperature.

[simonrockman]

Shipping is going to be more than the sale price

[Chimpy Chompies]

That looks like the one from the "Lovely Bones" movie.
Poor little Susie Salmon.

[anonymous-user]

Chimpy Chompies said:

That looks like the one from the "Lovely Bones" movie.
Poor little Susie Salmon.

Awful awful movie

My missus wanted to watch it as she had read the book, she promises me the book was a lot better

[Matt_N]

You need a plasma cutter!

[Snoop Bagg]

Matt_N said:

You need a plasma cutter!

One of my favourite "Power" tools!

[condor]

You could always go on one of those locksmith training weekends and get the tools and know-how to pick all sorts of locks...then you could have a profitable sideline business too

[Dr.Doofenshmirtz]

I bet Dave could get it open!

[GilbertGrape]

I don't know about that. Has the "hatch" been opened yet?

[TTwiggy]

Bung a few quid to the local hospital and have it x-rayed?

[Mr E Driver]

Title is a bit misleading, surely it's a 'locked safe' rather than an 'unopened safe'

[Reload]

TTwiggy said:

Bung a few quid to the local hospital and have it x-rayed?

Seriously? A metal safe?

[anonymous-user]

Reload said:

TTwiggy said:

Bung a few quid to the local hospital and have it x-rayed?

Seriously? A metal safe?

I think the correct response would be

"It's metal you 'tard"

[RobbieB]

TTwiggy said:

Bung a few quid to the local hospital and have it x-rayed?

Done. Next idea?

[Adz The Rat]

Get it cut open!!