Mysterious unopened safe!

Mysterious unopened safe!

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RacingPete

8,884 posts

205 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Dr.Doofenshmirtz said:
I bet Dave could get it open!
yes

Dave would have already put a series of mirrors, torches and sticks together to look inside!

Big Rod

6,200 posts

217 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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RacingPete said:
Dr.Doofenshmirtz said:
I bet Dave could get it open!
yes

Dave would have already put a series of mirrors, torches and sticks together to look inside!
Damn, beaten to it!

qube_TA

8,402 posts

246 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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I once found a safe that was locked, took me ages to get inside, I cut the hinges off but that didn't allow me to get in as the lock held the door fast, spend ages with a grinder and cold chisel before I finally got inside.

It contained about £200 of long out of print £10 notes, still curiosity was satisfied.


Semi hemi

1,796 posts

199 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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anonymous said:
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You can x-ray metal... as in NDT, just takes a bit more Rads than the average hospital units produce


condor

8,837 posts

249 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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qube_TA said:
I once found a safe that was locked, took me ages to get inside, I cut the hinges off but that didn't allow me to get in as the lock held the door fast, spend ages with a grinder and cold chisel before I finally got inside.

It contained about £200 of long out of print £10 notes, still curiosity was satisfied.
The Bank will change them into legal tender, so you'd still have £200 for your effort smile

shakotan

10,709 posts

197 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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anonymous said:
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Absolutely, our products do this...



For demonstration purposes, our customer can show a 1mm sq cross section strand of copper wire hanging down on the other side of a 100mm thick block of steel.

Reload

1,530 posts

175 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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anonymous said:
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Easily carried out at your local hospital.......

Mr E Driver

8,542 posts

185 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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qube_TA said:
I once found a safe that was locked, I finally got inside.

It contained about £200 of long out of print £10 notes, still curiosity was satisfied.
If they had been in good condition a bank note collector would have given you over face value for them

mrmr96

13,736 posts

205 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Mr E Driver said:
qube_TA said:
I once found a safe that was locked, I finally got inside.

It contained about £200 of long out of print £10 notes, still curiosity was satisfied.
If they had been in good condition a bank note collector would have given you over face value for them
Which is another reason why explosives/plasma cutting is a bad idea. Yeah, sure it will come open but you'll have ruined the contents.

To get it open intact you need drills and grinders and chizles and a LOT of back breaking and time consuming work.

What I'd do is first of all drill a hole in the top and then use a boroscope to look inside to see if it was worth the bother of getting the back off it.

Uncle Fester

3,114 posts

209 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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There are plenty of instructional books and videos for free downloading on the web. Lockpicking, making locksmiths tools etc. Goggle ‘Eddie the Wire’ PDF

Alternatively you can buy locksmiths tools. In some parts of the world ‘Sport Lockpicking’ has become a competitive hobby where people race each other to open locks.

I would treat it as a challenge, get a set and teach myself. You could even charge other people to have a go, £1 a try, money adds to the prize fund, winner gets half and the other half to charity.

Then when someone gets it open undamaged you strip the lock, make a key to fit (or get a locksmith to do it) then sell the safe with keys. You will probably get more for it with keys than as a locked safe.


TTwiggy

11,548 posts

205 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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anonymous said:
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My hospital idea was a bit tongue in cheek (should have used a smiley) - but given that it is possible to x-ray metal (as I knew), I'll be ignoring that 'tard comment wink

JohnnyJones

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1,707 posts

179 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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I could open it if I wanted to, I have oxy-acetylene, grinders, a plasma cutter etc etc.

That's not the point!

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

262 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Mr Jones, you simply cannot come on here professing to be able to open the safe and refusing to do so.

We are a bunch of red meat eating men. We do stuff like this for fun. We fix stuff, play with gadgets, break stuff, build stuff and do not, under any circumstances, post on here that we are not going to open the safe. wink

What you should be posting is 'I have come across this safe. What is the cheapest and best way to open it?'

Stop being such an effeminate faggot and get your hands dirty.
hehe

stitched

3,813 posts

174 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Mr Smoke.
You are obviously unaware of the op's history and I find it rather amusing that a poster with a name like yours thinks a person who runs a drifting venue in a less than elf and safety environment lacks the balls to open the safe.
Suggest you bid on it and see if your sense of amusement would let you follow a similar course.
biggrin

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

262 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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stitched said:
Mr Smoke.
You are obviously unaware of the op's history and I find it rather amusing that a poster with a name like yours thinks a person who runs a drifting venue in a less than elf and safety environment lacks the balls to open the safe.
Suggest you bid on it and see if your sense of amusement would let you follow a similar course.
biggrin
You clearly missed the irony there didn't you?

stitched

3,813 posts

174 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Nope., hit it dead centre.
beer

The Nur

9,168 posts

186 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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So you could get in it if you wanted, but you would rather sell it...

I reckon you've st in it and fancy a giggle, knowing that someone has payed for a safe full of st and spent ages trying to open the bloody thing hehe

The Moose

22,867 posts

210 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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I tell you what, and this is serious - I'll give you £25, end the auction now and I'll be there on Sunday. We'll do a live web broadcast of us getting into it so it can be watched by all who want to.

Whatcha recon?? PM me

Cheers

The Moose

JohnnyJones

Original Poster:

1,707 posts

179 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Well it's on 40 odd quid now, so I'm afraid the answer is no.

Like the idea though!

JohnnyJones

Original Poster:

1,707 posts

179 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Fifty odd quid even!