Chat up lines/topics of conversation for pulling
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VeeTEC said:
A mate of mine once walked up to a girl and said:
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
It's a song, apparently.
It worked IIRC
So young.....you dont even remember the song..."If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
It's a song, apparently.
It worked IIRC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_I_Said_You_Had_a_B...
When used in a bar, I believe it is normally modified to be:-
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you swallow 10 inches?"
Famous Graham said:
snakeswitht1ts said:
He also will go up to a woman, begin a normal conversation, draw them in a bit, then say " nah, actualy don't worry" And go to walk off. The lady will the chirp and ask why the abrupt exit. He replies " I just dont think your dirty/naughty/filthy enough"
Apparently they will then do their upmost to prove how naughty the are.
Says it works nearly every time!
I bet he wears Sex Panther as well.Apparently they will then do their upmost to prove how naughty the are.
Says it works nearly every time!
Some several years ago, I was in a nightclub in Guildford and got chatting to a rather nice looking laydee.
She mentioned that she enjoyed horse riding.
I said "That figures, you've got a horsey face".
It took me a while to explain to her that I didn't mean that she had a face like a horse, but looked the "horsey" type.
Got a shag out of it though.
She mentioned that she enjoyed horse riding.
I said "That figures, you've got a horsey face".
It took me a while to explain to her that I didn't mean that she had a face like a horse, but looked the "horsey" type.
Got a shag out of it though.
"I many not look like Fred Flintstone but if you give me the chance I'll make your Bedrock."
I many have used this once.
It may have been a bet.
It may have worked to the amazement of a number of pissed up mates
I may have been so impressed with the results that I never called in the 'bet'.
I many have used this once.
It may have been a bet.
It may have worked to the amazement of a number of pissed up mates
I may have been so impressed with the results that I never called in the 'bet'.
Chat up lines don't actually work, most of the time, but if you insist...
"Look at you with those curves, and me with no brakes..."
"Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? Lie down and we'll have chat"
--- and finally (only works on US Southern Baptist Minister's daughters) ---
"God sent me..."
"Look at you with those curves, and me with no brakes..."
"Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? Lie down and we'll have chat"
--- and finally (only works on US Southern Baptist Minister's daughters) ---
"God sent me..."
A mate told me a very good one that she had done to her in America a few months ago...
A bloke walked up to her and said "are you a vet by any chance?"
She said "no, why?"
He then proceeded to make a swan shape with his arm whilst flexing his muscle (do it and it will make sense) and said "because this swan, is sick"
For the oldies amongst us, sick=amazing
A bloke walked up to her and said "are you a vet by any chance?"
She said "no, why?"
He then proceeded to make a swan shape with his arm whilst flexing his muscle (do it and it will make sense) and said "because this swan, is sick"
For the oldies amongst us, sick=amazing
Original Poster said:
A mate told me a very good one that she had done to her in America a few months ago...
A bloke walked up to her and said "are you a vet by any chance?"
She said "no, why?"
He then proceeded to make a swan shape with his arm whilst flexing his muscle (do it and it will make sense) and said "because this swan, is sick"
For the oldies amongst us, sick=amazing
I would like to think, or in fact hope, for the future of mankind, that that approach would see the "swan-ee" laughed out of the venue. By everyone in the venue, not just his "target".A bloke walked up to her and said "are you a vet by any chance?"
She said "no, why?"
He then proceeded to make a swan shape with his arm whilst flexing his muscle (do it and it will make sense) and said "because this swan, is sick"
For the oldies amongst us, sick=amazing
That sucks.
(For the oldies amongst us, sucks = sucks)
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