Chat up lines/topics of conversation for pulling
Discussion
After my recent set backs I used the line
"Excuse me, my ex gf cheated on me and left me on Wednesday and I dont want to go home alone. Do you want to join me"
It worked but I cant say she was the most attractive girl I've ever slept with.
Desperate times for desperate people, I dont think i'll be using it again lol
"Excuse me, my ex gf cheated on me and left me on Wednesday and I dont want to go home alone. Do you want to join me"
It worked but I cant say she was the most attractive girl I've ever slept with.
Desperate times for desperate people, I dont think i'll be using it again lol
vz-r_dave said:
After my recent set backs I used the line
"Excuse me, my ex gf cheated on me and left me on Wednesday and I dont want to go home alone. Do you want to join me"
It worked but I cant say she was the most attractive girl I've ever slept with.
Desperate times for desperate people, I dont think i'll be using it again lol
did she leave £10 on the side before she left?"Excuse me, my ex gf cheated on me and left me on Wednesday and I dont want to go home alone. Do you want to join me"
It worked but I cant say she was the most attractive girl I've ever slept with.
Desperate times for desperate people, I dont think i'll be using it again lol
sleep envy said:
vz-r_dave said:
After my recent set backs I used the line
"Excuse me, my ex gf cheated on me and left me on Wednesday and I dont want to go home alone. Do you want to join me"
It worked but I cant say she was the most attractive girl I've ever slept with.
Desperate times for desperate people, I dont think i'll be using it again lol
did she leave £10 on the side before she left?"Excuse me, my ex gf cheated on me and left me on Wednesday and I dont want to go home alone. Do you want to join me"
It worked but I cant say she was the most attractive girl I've ever slept with.
Desperate times for desperate people, I dont think i'll be using it again lol
vz-r_dave said:
After my recent set backs I used the line
"Excuse me, my ex gf cheated on me and left me on Wednesday and I dont want to go home alone. Do you want to join me"
It worked but I cant say she was the most attractive girl I've ever slept with.
Desperate times for desperate people, I dont think i'll be using it again lol
Any port in a storm. Good work for moving on/up/down."Excuse me, my ex gf cheated on me and left me on Wednesday and I dont want to go home alone. Do you want to join me"
It worked but I cant say she was the most attractive girl I've ever slept with.
Desperate times for desperate people, I dont think i'll be using it again lol
Ive always played it cool, been friendly but not gone out of my way, got quite a few birds by the end of the night asking for my number, or "borrowing my phone" then giving it back saying, "oh ive put my number on there".
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Also had a lass (my current GF actually) invite herself to the cinema with me and my ex (when we were together), sat talking to me all night, Ex wasnt too happy, especially 2 weeks later when i left her for current GF
And im not pulling munters either, before that is suggested!!!
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Also had a lass (my current GF actually) invite herself to the cinema with me and my ex (when we were together), sat talking to me all night, Ex wasnt too happy, especially 2 weeks later when i left her for current GF
And im not pulling munters either, before that is suggested!!!
Frankeh said:
Adenauer said:
Dave200 said:
Adenauer said:
Dave200 said:
assume you were still dealing with puberty...
I am, my 14 year old daughter asked me last night if she could go on the pill?14 FFS
True though, but 14??? Bloody Nora, my little girl's growing up
Part of me thinks give them to her. Stops her getting pregnant.
The other part thinks that she then might not make the little scrote wear a condom if she knows she's on the pill. Likewise, if boys find out she's on the pill they could convince her not to make them wear a condom.
I most definitely have been waiting for an opportunity to use this since hearing it.
Justayellowbadge said:
sonic_2k_uk said:
If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to butcher.
I know it's the internet and all that, but you do get that Adaneuer is a real person at the other end of his keyboard, and that that is his 14 year old daughter you are talking about?You do get that, right?
I'm sure he's a big boy.
ETA: i do appreciate it is perhaps a little borderline.
Edited by sonic_2k_uk on Wednesday 28th July 17:03
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Ive always played it cool, been friendly but not gone out of my way, got quite a few birds by the end of the night asking for my number, or "borrowing my phone" then giving it back saying, "oh ive put my number on there".
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Also had a lass (my current GF actually) invite herself to the cinema with me and my ex (when we were together), sat talking to me all night, Ex wasnt too happy, especially 2 weeks later when i left her for current GF
And im not pulling munters either, before that is suggested!!!
Truly impressive. I hope you High-five your boys after each conquest? I know I do.Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Also had a lass (my current GF actually) invite herself to the cinema with me and my ex (when we were together), sat talking to me all night, Ex wasnt too happy, especially 2 weeks later when i left her for current GF
And im not pulling munters either, before that is suggested!!!
[quote=Petrolhead_Rich]Ive always played it cool, been friendly but not gone out of my way, got quite a few birds by the end of the night asking for my number, or "borrowing my phone" then giving it back saying, "oh ive put my number on there".
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
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Did this actually happen or did you see it in a film?
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
quote]
Did this actually happen or did you see it in a film?
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Ive always played it cool, been friendly but not gone out of my way, got quite a few birds by the end of the night asking for my number, or "borrowing my phone" then giving it back saying, "oh ive put my number on there".
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
I bloody hate it when that happens, you know, just sat in the corner on your mobile playing snake and some busty beauty steels your phone and fills your memory with pics of her dd's. grrrr, one of my pet hates... Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
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