Chat up lines/topics of conversation for pulling
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Disastrous said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Ive always played it cool, been friendly but not gone out of my way, got quite a few birds by the end of the night asking for my number, or "borrowing my phone" then giving it back saying, "oh ive put my number on there".
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Also had a lass (my current GF actually) invite herself to the cinema with me and my ex (when we were together), sat talking to me all night, Ex wasnt too happy, especially 2 weeks later when i left her for current GF
And im not pulling munters either, before that is suggested!!!
Truly impressive. I hope you High-five your boys after each conquest? I know I do.Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Also had a lass (my current GF actually) invite herself to the cinema with me and my ex (when we were together), sat talking to me all night, Ex wasnt too happy, especially 2 weeks later when i left her for current GF
And im not pulling munters either, before that is suggested!!!
andyjo1982 said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Ive always played it cool, been friendly but not gone out of my way, got quite a few birds by the end of the night asking for my number, or "borrowing my phone" then giving it back saying, "oh ive put my number on there".
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
I bloody hate it when that happens, you know, just sat in the corner on your mobile playing snake and some busty beauty steels your phone and fills your memory with pics of her dd's. grrrr, one of my pet hates... Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Right what you need to do is catch the eye of an attractive woman, once you have managed that give her a smile and wave her over (with your whole hand not just your finger) when and if she walks over just say .............................. F**king hot in here aint it!! She will ever call u a c**t and walk off or have a laugh and you can buy her a drink
sunnygym said:
Right what you need to do is catch the eye of an attractive woman, once you have managed that give her a smile and wave her over (with your whole hand not just your finger) when and if she walks over just say .............................. F**king hot in here aint it!! She will ever call u a c**t and walk off or have a laugh and you can buy her a drink
Classy. sonic_2k_uk said:
Justayellowbadge said:
sonic_2k_uk said:
If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to butcher.
I know it's the internet and all that, but you do get that Adaneuer is a real person at the other end of his keyboard, and that that is his 14 year old daughter you are talking about?You do get that, right?
I'm sure he's a big boy.
ETA: i do appreciate it is perhaps a little borderline.
Edited by sonic_2k_uk on Wednesday 28th July 17:03
sjp63 said:
Plotloss said:
i remember said:
If you were a burger you'd be a McGorgeous.
I'm actually proud to say that if you tried that on any of my female friends, in all probably they'd knock you out.Who does that work on?
Deaf birds?
Fat chavs in tracksuits?
Who?
For them to be rewarded with laughter means they really should be funny. If they're not and you laugh anyway people look at you funny and I'm not feeling all that altruistic.
Plotloss said:
Jokes are a little like contracts.
For them to be rewarded with laughter means they really should be funny. If they're not and you laugh anyway people look at you funny and I'm not feeling all that altruistic.
In fairness, I am uncertain whether I get more pleasure from making people laugh or telling a joke that is so bad I can see the pain on the recipients' faces.For them to be rewarded with laughter means they really should be funny. If they're not and you laugh anyway people look at you funny and I'm not feeling all that altruistic.
snakeswitht1ts said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Ive always played it cool, been friendly but not gone out of my way, got quite a few birds by the end of the night asking for my number, or "borrowing my phone" then giving it back saying, "oh ive put my number on there".
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Did this actually happen or did you see it in a film? Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
I did also get "Camp w
e" award at an ATC Camp a few years back using a similar method.The point i was trying to make is that if you dont seem interested, that makes them interested!
The annoying thing is now im not single i cant accept any of the offers, although im bloody tempted some days!!!
Petrolhead_Rich said:
snakeswitht1ts said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Ive always played it cool, been friendly but not gone out of my way, got quite a few birds by the end of the night asking for my number, or "borrowing my phone" then giving it back saying, "oh ive put my number on there".
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Did this actually happen or did you see it in a film? Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
I did also get "Camp w
e" award at an ATC Camp a few years back using a similar method.The point i was trying to make is that if you dont seem interested, that makes them interested!
The annoying thing is now im not single i cant accept any of the offers, although im bloody tempted some days!!!
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Ive always played it cool, been friendly but not gone out of my way, got quite a few birds by the end of the night asking for my number, or "borrowing my phone" then giving it back saying, "oh ive put my number on there".
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Also had a lass (my current GF actually) invite herself to the cinema with me and my ex (when we were together), sat talking to me all night, Ex wasnt too happy, especially 2 weeks later when i left her for current GF
And im not pulling munters either, before that is suggested!!!
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Also had a lass (my current GF actually) invite herself to the cinema with me and my ex (when we were together), sat talking to me all night, Ex wasnt too happy, especially 2 weeks later when i left her for current GF
And im not pulling munters either, before that is suggested!!!
Petrolhead_Rich said:
snakeswitht1ts said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Ive always played it cool, been friendly but not gone out of my way, got quite a few birds by the end of the night asking for my number, or "borrowing my phone" then giving it back saying, "oh ive put my number on there".
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Did this actually happen or did you see it in a film? Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
I did also get "Camp w
e" award at an ATC Camp a few years back using a similar method.The point i was trying to make is that if you dont seem interested, that makes them interested!
The annoying thing is now im not single i cant accept any of the offers, although im bloody tempted some days!!!
snakeswitht1ts said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
snakeswitht1ts said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Ive always played it cool, been friendly but not gone out of my way, got quite a few birds by the end of the night asking for my number, or "borrowing my phone" then giving it back saying, "oh ive put my number on there".
Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
Did this actually happen or did you see it in a film? Few years ago got a new phone and did this, she said "oh let me have a go on it (the phone)" and was sat playing games, 5 mins later she comes and sits next to me and shows me a pic of her in her bra, then goes to send it from her phone to mine, i jus kinda said yes, after 15 mins i had 20 odd pics of her in varying degrees of her birthday suit!
I did also get "Camp w
e" award at an ATC Camp a few years back using a similar method.The point i was trying to make is that if you dont seem interested, that makes them interested!
The annoying thing is now im not single i cant accept any of the offers, although im bloody tempted some days!!!
t. Of course I try not to look or smell like st but occasionally it happens.I saw a bird on Tuesday night waiting at a tram stop, she smiles a few glances and I got on my tram. Gutted, luck turned my way as last night she jumped on the same tube as me and I was straight in. Turns out she works at the same place as me. So sometimes you need to say nothing I suppose.
The whole waving your hand over works perfectly.
WINNER - Kiss my shoes.
Frankeh said:
sunnygym said:
Right what you need to do is catch the eye of an attractive woman, once you have managed that give her a smile and wave her over (with your whole hand not just your finger) when and if she walks over just say .............................. F**king hot in here aint it!! She will ever call u a c**t and walk off or have a laugh and you can buy her a drink
Classy. "f*cking hot in here ain't it" is not, however, the opening gambit I would go with. And Neither would I shag any woman who uses the word "c*nt" as an insult.
Sunnygym's approach may be a good one, but his is the Yates' Wine Lodge version.
Harry Flashman said:
Frankeh said:
sunnygym said:
Right what you need to do is catch the eye of an attractive woman, once you have managed that give her a smile and wave her over (with your whole hand not just your finger) when and if she walks over just say .............................. F**king hot in here aint it!! She will ever call u a c**t and walk off or have a laugh and you can buy her a drink
Classy. "f*cking hot in here ain't it" is not, however, the opening gambit I would go with. And Neither would I shag any woman who uses the word "c*nt" as an insult.
Sunnygym's approach may be a good one, but his is the Yates' Wine Lodge version.
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