Chat up lines/topics of conversation for pulling
Discussion
The following worked really well, was designed to be corny and naturally cause a reaction (that reaction could be positive or negative it didn't matter), note this will only work if you are confident, happy talking to complete strangers:
Me: "Hi, quick question, what is your star sign?"
Scorpio: "Why?"
Me: "Come on, humour me!"
Scorpio: "Scorpio, why?"
Me: "Well, I was reading my star signs horoscope in the paper earlier today and the horoscope said that I would meet a beautiful Scorpio with brown eyes, and I notice you have brown eyes..."
One of two things now happens, 1 - Scorpio replies: "what utter crap!" or 2 - Scorpio (and friends) fall about laughing at you and Scorpio says "really??" - either way you are potentially in (and also now exchanging dialogue at least) and if you are reasonably confident and quick thinking then you should be "in".
The above works because it is so clearly wrapped up bulls
t, but it is blatant and that is why I found it worked brilliantly. I was almost saying "Here is a crap line as an excuse to talk to you, now can we get down to getting to know one another a bit better?". Strangely, girls respected that as I was almost identifying the obvious flaw in most chaps approaches and being ironic with it.
The last time I used the above the response after my "horoscope" line was:
Now Wife: "you really expect me to believe that?"
Me: "Nope but I do expect to buy you a drink, what you drinking?"
The rest as they say is history...
Me: "Hi, quick question, what is your star sign?"
Scorpio: "Why?"
Me: "Come on, humour me!"
Scorpio: "Scorpio, why?"
Me: "Well, I was reading my star signs horoscope in the paper earlier today and the horoscope said that I would meet a beautiful Scorpio with brown eyes, and I notice you have brown eyes..."
One of two things now happens, 1 - Scorpio replies: "what utter crap!" or 2 - Scorpio (and friends) fall about laughing at you and Scorpio says "really??" - either way you are potentially in (and also now exchanging dialogue at least) and if you are reasonably confident and quick thinking then you should be "in".
The above works because it is so clearly wrapped up bulls
t, but it is blatant and that is why I found it worked brilliantly. I was almost saying "Here is a crap line as an excuse to talk to you, now can we get down to getting to know one another a bit better?". Strangely, girls respected that as I was almost identifying the obvious flaw in most chaps approaches and being ironic with it.The last time I used the above the response after my "horoscope" line was:
Now Wife: "you really expect me to believe that?"
Me: "Nope but I do expect to buy you a drink, what you drinking?"
The rest as they say is history...
snakeswitht1ts said:
Just remembered I did use a line a few years back...
Me: "Do you like jewellery?"
Her: "Yeah"
Me: "Well suck my cock, it's a gem"
Went down very well (pun intended)
Along similar lines, someone used this one on me, it didn't work but it did make me laugh. But that could just be me being disgusting. Anyway...Me: "Do you like jewellery?"
Her: "Yeah"
Me: "Well suck my cock, it's a gem"
Went down very well (pun intended)
Him: Do you like chicken?
Me: yes why?
Him: suck on this is fowl.
Alfachick said:
snakeswitht1ts said:
Just remembered I did use a line a few years back...
Me: "Do you like jewellery?"
Her: "Yeah"
Me: "Well suck my cock, it's a gem"
Went down very well (pun intended)
Along similar lines, someone used this one on me, it didn't work but it did make me laugh. But that could just be me being disgusting. Anyway...Me: "Do you like jewellery?"
Her: "Yeah"
Me: "Well suck my cock, it's a gem"
Went down very well (pun intended)
Him: Do you like chicken?
Me: yes why?
Him: suck on this is fowl.
ETA - actually, it's probably closer to 20 years. Erp.
Edited by Famous Graham on Thursday 15th July 02:45
snakeswitht1ts said:
Just remembered I did use a line a few years back...
Me: "Do you like jewellery?"
Her: "Yeah"
Me: "Well suck my cock, it's a gem"
Went down very well (pun intended)
Me: "Do you like jewellery?"
Her: "Yeah"
Me: "Well suck my cock, it's a gem"
Went down very well (pun intended)
along the same lines:
Do you like fruit?
Yes.
Well suck me cock, it's a peach.
In my expererience, girls find "clever" chat up lines cheesy and embarrassing. If they go for it, it's more likely because they've identified the effort you may have gone to, rather than some "works everytime" one-line classic from one of the experts on the match.com thread.
Simply approaching and asking thier name is all you need to do. She will have decided whether she will bother talking to you after the first two words you utter most likely, regardless if what they are.
Chat up lines make you sound like you're either out on a stag weekend or think you're actually in a s
tty 80s teen flick. 
DickyC said:
It was a rainy night in Grimsby. Two lads were in a pub and one of them was glum. "I'll never get a bird," he says. His mate says, "All you need is a chat up line. Get 'em talking, make 'em laugh. Watch this." He takes their glasses to the bar and says to the barmaid, "Tickle yer arse with a feather?" "You what?" "I said it's particularly nasty weather." She laughs and gets their drinks. When they finished that pint he says, "You try it." So his mate goes to the bar and calls out, "Squeeze your tits?" "You what?" "It's fking throwing it down out there."
king throwing it down out there."
From an old colleague of mine and both worked, in fact the second worked on many occasions. The backstory was that he had never slept with anyone under 35 and he was 20 when I knew him.
"Do you know I'd consider fking you if you were naked."
The lass in question laughed, and then said that it could be arranged.
And on his regular forays in to the much older than him territory (45+)
"Come on darling when do you next reckon you'll get a chance to fk a 20 year old?"
It worked so often it stopped surprising me. He did once come downstairs in the morning to find out that his conquests son was older than him, and really not happy. :shakeshead:
"Do you know I'd consider f
king you if you were naked." The lass in question laughed, and then said that it could be arranged.
And on his regular forays in to the much older than him territory (45+)
"Come on darling when do you next reckon you'll get a chance to f
k a 20 year old?"It worked so often it stopped surprising me. He did once come downstairs in the morning to find out that his conquests son was older than him, and really not happy. :shakeshead:
Stevenj214 said:
Chat up line: "Hi"
Topic of conversation: Names are a good start
This. It works best for me as I'm pretty good with words and birds consider me funny.Topic of conversation: Names are a good start
I have a mate tough that (when he's drunk) sticks his creditcard to his forehead (sweat/spit) and goes to the ladies.
I have yet to see this work, but he sometimes gets laughs out of them which is always a good thing.
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