Can I microwave a credit card?

Can I microwave a credit card?

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King Herald

23,501 posts

217 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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zcacogp said:
blindswelledrat said:
zcacogp said:
Podie said:
Dial two 9's as well... then it's only one press away from help.
teacher Little-known fact: The emergency services number in this country is actually 99, not 999.

It is widely advertised as being 999, in order that it can be called from any 'phone. (In most office and internal 'phone systems, you need to dial 9 to get an outside line. This means that you can dial 999 from a 'phone on such a system and still get through to the emergency services.) phone

>Geek<
I'll give you "little known", but "fact" is stretching the truth a bit.
A lot in fact- because it's bks.
Harsh, BSR, harsh.

I can't vouch for it's veracity or otherwise, having never tried it. However it makes sense, and I have no reason to disbelieve it.

My source? I was told it at a first aid course - funnily enough, at school.


Oli.
Quantum jump here, but how about you pick up your phone and dial '99' and I bet you a case of beer it doesn't dial anybody, least of all the emergency services.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

233 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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Perhaps harsh. Ill rephrase it to "incorrect".
It's just a little irritant of mine when people on the internet state "facts" that aren't true.

zcacogp

11,239 posts

245 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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blindswelledrat said:
Perhaps harsh. Ill rephrase it to "incorrect".
It's just a little irritant of mine when people on the internet state "facts" that aren't true.
Ummm, out of genuine interest, have you tried it?

As I said, I haven't, but I believe it to be true. On that basis, as far as I am concerned, it's a 'fact'. If, on the other hand, you can say you have tried dialling '99' from a normal landline (not an internal 'phone) and it doesn't call the emergency services then I'll be happy to stand corrected.


Oli.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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DrTre said:
I doubt the OP is in possession of a video camera.
Not if he is abiding by the terms of the early release.


Cock Womble 7

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

231 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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DrTre said:
I doubt the OP is in possession of a video camera.
I am in possession of a Panasonic LX-3, with 16:9 Hi-Def video recording capability.

I am currently uploading the (frankly disappointing) video to YouTube, but it's taking ages.

hidetheelephants

24,463 posts

194 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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King Herald said:
A credit card in a microwave does nothing for the first five seconds, then the chip goes 'pop' leaving smudge marks and a melted lump on the card.

I know these things. biggrin

A passport also goes 'pop' leaving a hell of a mess around the chip, and no, it is not a subtle way to kill the location beacon in new passports. Not without it being blatantly obvious what you have done anyway. hehe
Given what the thieving gypsies charge for a passport these days that's an expensive experiment in anti-ID/civil rights defence!

PintOfKittens

1,336 posts

191 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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King Herald said:
A credit card in a microwave does nothing for the first five seconds, then the chip goes 'pop' leaving smudge marks and a melted lump on the card.

I know these things. biggrin

A passport also goes 'pop' leaving a hell of a mess around the chip, and no, it is not a subtle way to kill the location beacon in new passports. Not without it being blatantly obvious what you have done anyway. hehe
My brother, having access to an xray machine, xrayed his passport, found the location of the chip, and smacked it a few times with a ball-peen hammer, and successfully killed it

Pints

18,444 posts

195 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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hidetheelephants said:
King Herald said:
A credit card in a microwave does nothing for the first five seconds, then the chip goes 'pop' leaving smudge marks and a melted lump on the card.

I know these things. biggrin

A passport also goes 'pop' leaving a hell of a mess around the chip, and no, it is not a subtle way to kill the location beacon in new passports. Not without it being blatantly obvious what you have done anyway. hehe
Given what the thieving gypsies charge for a passport these days that's an expensive experiment in anti-ID/civil rights defence!
eek There's a location beacon in new passports?!?!

Reload

1,530 posts

175 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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blindswelledrat said:
zcacogp said:
Podie said:
Dial two 9's as well... then it's only one press away from help.
teacher Little-known fact: The emergency services number in this country is actually 99, not 999.

It is widely advertised as being 999, in order that it can be called from any 'phone. (In most office and internal 'phone systems, you need to dial 9 to get an outside line. This means that you can dial 999 from a 'phone on such a system and still get through to the emergency services.) phone

>Geek<


Oli.
I'll give you "little known", but "fact" is stretching the truth a bit.
A lot in fact- because it's bks.
I concur.

My reasoning is that our home phone's cordless, so you press the little green call button first, then dial the number. As soon as the number's finished, it starts to ring that number. It doesn't start to ring anyone after 99. Scientific proof right there tongue out

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

233 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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zcacogp said:
As I said, I haven't, but I believe it to be true. On that basis, as far as I am concerned, it's a 'fact'. If, on the other hand, you can say you have tried dialling '99' from a normal landline (not an internal 'phone) and it doesn't call the emergency services then I'll be happy to stand corrected.


Oli.
As soon as I read it I thought "that's bks" and dialled 999 from my office phone (i.e. 9 for an outside line and 99) and got a dead tone- and then from my mobile.

Although, in your defence, I could understand why that sounds believable.

Mazda Baiter

37,068 posts

189 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
DrTre said:
I doubt the OP is in possession of a video camera.
I am in possession of a Panasonic LX-3, with 16:9 Hi-Def video recording capability.

I am currently uploading the (frankly disappointing) video to YouTube, but it's taking ages.
How's your back? Does it hurt after moving the microwave into the bedroom film studio? wink

Cock Womble 7

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

231 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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I can't seem to upload the videos, but suffice to say the credit card doesn't burst into flames, there's no arcing or exploding microwaves.

Basically, the card goes all floppy and then stiffens when it cools.

Where did I put those scissors?

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
goes all floppy and then stiffens
At least you'll have had plenty of practice with the lighting and angles.

hidetheelephants

24,463 posts

194 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
goes all floppy and then stiffens
At least you'll have had plenty of practice with the lighting and angles.
He sets 'em up; you knock 'em down. hehe

king arthur

6,572 posts

262 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Basically, the card goes all floppy and then stiffens when it cools.
Bit like cats then.

Cock Womble 7

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

231 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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This is how it turned out:



Most disappointing.

HBLC

610 posts

173 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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What's more disappointing is that you haven't signed your card as 'Cock Womble'.

Cock Womble 7

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

231 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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HBLC said:
What's more disappointing is that you haven't signed your card as 'Cock Womble'.
Funnily enough, that's not actually my real name.

netherfield

2,689 posts

185 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
This is how it turned out:



Most disappointing.
You did it wrong,should have put it an empty soup can first.

Colin 1985

1,921 posts

171 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
HBLC said:
What's more disappointing is that you haven't signed your card as 'Cock Womble'.
Funnily enough, that's not actually my real name.
Its not??? yikes