my dad and porno websites

my dad and porno websites

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pano amo

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814 posts

236 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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SO I get a call from my mum tonight. She was out all day and came home to find a virus had infected the pc. The only person on it was my dad. She cornered him on it and he admitted he was looking at porn. I think there may have been evidence on the pc, not sure. He only just learned how to use a computer (he's 65) and in typical bloke fashion as soon as he's left alone, his first hit on the web is some porno site. So they are not talking now, very frosty. I think they had quite a falling out actually. I tried to be the pragmatist and just got on with fixing it (remotely) and its all fine now. My dad will be in the dog house for a while I should think.
Having mulled the whole thing over, Im not sure how I feel about it all. On the one hand I think its funny the old codger was looking at this web porn stuff hes probably heard so much about but he's my dad so suddenly its not so funny. Have I checked out web porn? Hell, yea. For years lol! But knowing my dad has done similar (if just the once) is weird.

Any similar stories? How would you feel? I suppose its one of those things you'd rather never know about

voyds9

8,488 posts

283 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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Are you sure it wasn't your mum.

8400rpm

1,777 posts

167 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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My dad has completely annihilated his computer whilst navigating on dodgy sites.

'Having a laugh at the Russian/Thai brides'

Each occasion requiring a complete format and reinstall of everything to totally purge it. But he doesn't care and keeps doing it.

Next time I'll tell him he's on his own and to fix it himself. Neither my mum or I care about what he looks at, as he's only doing it for amusement instead of gratification, just we get annoyed when he acts like a tantrumous child that his computer is broken.

Mr E Driver

8,542 posts

184 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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It's you Mum's fault, she must have stopped putting out smile

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

193 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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My uncle, in his late 60's open admitted at a family party he checks out various porn sites once his wife is in bed. She just smiled (luckily she's half deaf hehe )

Mazda Baiter

37,068 posts

188 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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Tell her to get over it.

Before he discovered the internet he was wking whilst looking out of the window at Doris' from next door's bras and granny pants on the washing line.

DAVEVO9

3,469 posts

267 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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8400rpm said:
But he doesn't care and keeps doing it.
Quality!

beer

Simpo Two

85,363 posts

265 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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You like (presumably) looking at naked women. Why shouldn't your dad? He's a man too, just older. When you're 65 and a father you'll probably still like looking at naked women.

adycav

7,615 posts

217 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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I think that you should be a man and take the blame on behalf of your pops, for a small fee of course.

smile

8400rpm

1,777 posts

167 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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DAVEVO9 said:
8400rpm said:
But he doesn't care and keeps doing it.
Quality!

beer
If it wasn't me that gets called round to fix it, I'd agree. wink

TonyRPH

12,968 posts

168 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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There are some "safe" porn sites out there.

Google 'FreudBox' and 'TheHun'

Both offer snippets which should be enough to give any bloke over 60 a heart attack satisfy any mans cravings..

mel

10,168 posts

275 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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Not porn, but my 73 year old mother came back from going on a river cruise in holland a few weeks ago, she'd gone out with about half a dozen similar aged old dears and visited the tulip fields etc. She also slipped in a cheeky little visit to "one of their cafe" and had to sample one of "their special cakes" I fell about laughing and pushed her about what she thought etc. "well we were all a bit chatty, but we weren't sure if it was that or not , so we went back the next night just to make sure" I found this even funnier and was crying by this stage, then she drops the bombshell " that's nothing Ann bought some home with her"

They don't really get old in the brain, the body might be getting on a bit but I swear most of them still feel like they're 20!

R1 Loon

26,988 posts

177 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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I'm not sure how to break this news to the OP, but there is a high degree of possibility that your Dad may also have had sex at some point in his lifeeek

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

225 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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Install Chrome and educate your dad in the merits of "Incognito Browsing".

Apparently.

JBM78

361 posts

180 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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8400rpm said:
...he's only doing it for amusement instead of gratification
Did he tell you that?

I suppose if I got caught watching porn by my wife and son I'd pretend that I'd just been doing it for a laugh rather than admitting to wking myself to a furious climax every time I had the house to myself.

Killer2005

19,629 posts

228 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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Famous Graham said:
Install Chrome and educate your dad in the merits of "Incognito Browsing".

Apparently.
Its easy enough to clear browsing history on Firefox too so I've heard

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

225 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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Killer2005 said:
Famous Graham said:
Install Chrome and educate your dad in the merits of "Incognito Browsing".

Apparently.
Its easy enough to clear browsing history on Firefox too so I've heard
Yeah, but this way you don't even have to worry about it.

8400rpm

1,777 posts

167 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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JBM78 said:
8400rpm said:
...he's only doing it for amusement instead of gratification
Did he tell you that?

I suppose if I got caught watching porn by my wife and son I'd pretend that I'd just been doing it for a laugh rather than admitting to wking myself to a furious climax every time I had the house to myself.
No, he looks at it whilst other people are in the house, fully clothed, study door open.

Sometimes you'll hear him burst out laughing, then shout out: "COME AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS ONE!"

You walk in to find him on one of these Russian Brides sites, and he's laughing at some horrifically ugly woman's profile, chuckling away.

What he gets up to when I'm not there, don't know. smile

goldblum

10,272 posts

167 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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Hahaha

Go Dad!

He's your bloody father you should be recommending sites to him.

Twincharged

1,851 posts

205 months

Tuesday 20th July 2010
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Famous Graham said:
Killer2005 said:
Famous Graham said:
Install Chrome and educate your dad in the merits of "Incognito Browsing".

Apparently.
Its easy enough to clear browsing history on Firefox too so I've heard
Yeah, but this way you don't even have to worry about it.
Firefox
Tools > Private Browsing

I think they came up with it before Chrome and Internet Explorer too!

ETA: Perhaps you should find some good anti virus software and install it so you don't have to keep hearing about it! Panda Internet Security is a good one, and can be had for £20/year.

Edited by Twincharged on Tuesday 20th July 22:11