my dad and porno websites

[JBM78]

8400rpm said:

JBM78 said:

8400rpm said:

...he's only doing it for amusement instead of gratification

Did he tell you that?

I suppose if I got caught watching porn by my wife and son I'd pretend that I'd just been doing it for a laugh rather than admitting to wking myself to a furious climax every time I had the house to myself.

No, he looks at it whilst other people are in the house, fully clothed, study door open.

Sometimes you'll hear him burst out laughing, then shout out: "COME AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS ONE!"

You walk in to find him on one of these Russian Brides sites, and he's laughing at some horrifically ugly woman's profile, chuckling away.

What he gets up to when I'm not there, don't know.

If I was your mum, I'd feel a little worried about him spending many hours browsing through the Russian/Thai brides for sale. I think I'd prefer him to be watching porn and tugging at his sausage.

[crofty1984]

It's the way of the world nowadays. It used to be fathers telling their son about the birds and the bees. Now it's sons telling their fathers how to delete their browsing history.

[Steve in Stoke]

TonyRPH said:

Google 'FreudBox'

Top grotting there fella!

[Wacky Racer]

Many years ago (Around 1971) I went round to visit my Grandma, who was about 77 at the time, and offered to take her out to the cinema as she lived alone..

I said "what do you want to see Gran?".....and she said "Lust in the swamps"...

We ended up going to the old Tatler cinema club in Manchester with all the dirty old men in raincoats.......

True story.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145405/

[zac510]

A Firefox plugin like NoScript or Adblock (which usually blocks lots of the scripts anyway) would go well too.

[Scraggles]

get opendns.com, set up a passworded account and use it at the router level to block malware, adware, and upto 30 types of site.....

assume the OP has password protected the router

the AV is obviously not working, check out nod32 from eset, as have been to sites that have their own special flash player updater, it downloads even if you click no

nod32 stopped it dead

[TonyRPH]

Scraggles said:

get opendns.com, set up a passworded account and use it at the router level to block malware, adware, and upto 30 types of site.....

assume the OP has password protected the router

the AV is obviously not working, check out nod32 from eset, as have been to sites that have their own special flash player updater, it downloads even if you click no

nod32 stopped it dead

Spoilsport

[zcacogp]

Ubuntu.

Problem solved.


Oli.

[Tunku]

Age is no preclusion to looking at massive norks and clunge. Neither is being married. I look at the Ferrari showroom from my Mondeo everytime I pass it. When I was a kid I discovered my old mans Playboy collection. Big Deal.

[Oystercatcher]

mel said:

They don't really get old in the brain, the body might be getting on a bit but I swear most of them still feel like they're 20!

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional...

[Disco You]

Twincharged said:

Firefox
Tools > Private Browsing

I think they came up with it before Chrome and Internet Explorer too!

Well I don't know about whether they beat Chrome to it, but before Firefox itself had it there was an add-on available which did the same as private browsing does now.

I remember vividly when I updated Firefox and was horrified to discover that my add-on no longer worked... and relieved when I saw the "what's new in this version of firefox" which included private browsing mode.

I mean... I didn't even knew that por... private mode existed, I'd never use such a thing.

[Cupid Stunt]

8400rpm said:

JBM78 said:

8400rpm said:

...he's only doing it for amusement instead of gratification

Did he tell you that?

I suppose if I got caught watching porn by my wife and son I'd pretend that I'd just been doing it for a laugh rather than admitting to wking myself to a furious climax every time I had the house to myself.

No, he looks at it whilst other people are in the house, fully clothed, study door open.

Sometimes you'll hear him burst out laughing, then shout out: "COME AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS ONE!"

You walk in to find him on one of these Russian Brides sites, and he's laughing at some horrifically ugly woman's profile, chuckling away.

What he gets up to when I'm not there, don't know.

PML

[mybrainhurts]

pano amo said:

my dad....(he's 65)....porn... Having mulled the whole thing over, Im not sure how I feel about it all. On the one hand I think its funny the old codger was looking at this web porn stuff hes probably heard so much about but he's my dad so suddenly its not so funny. Have I checked out web porn? Hell, yea. For years lol! But knowing my dad has done similar (if just the once) is weird.

Old codger...?

You cheeky young git...

You do know your dad shagged your mum to get you, don't you...?

And he was reading Penthouse when he was younger than you, when Penthouse was Penthouse and sheep were afraid...

Get a grip...

[Biker's Nemesis]

mybrainhurts said:

Get a grip...

Oh the irony.

[mybrainhurts]

Biker's Nemesis said:

mybrainhurts said:

Get a grip...

Oh the irony.

One was merely suggesting the confused one partakes of a furious wk to clear his head...


Edited to add furious in PH tradition of old, RIP...

Edited by mybrainhurts on Wednesday 21st July 00:01

[Mattygooner]

Wow, you know, somethings are better not posted on the internet.....

[Biker's Nemesis]

mybrainhurts said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

mybrainhurts said:

Get a grip...

Oh the irony.

To clear his head...

keep the coming.

[arfur daley]

keep the what coming?

[mybrainhurts]

arfur daley said:

keep the what coming?

...he gets confused, you know

[Biker's Nemesis]

arfur daley said:

keep the what coming?

The puns!