Do you fancy any of your neighbours?

[M3333]

Parents have a rather tasty MILF next door. It is a nice estate, quiet area etc, nice houses. She must be around 45 now but what happened was about 10 years ago now.

When i was at college she was an assistant in the accounts department so we used to regularly give each other lifts. Her husband worked in Saudi so i know she spent quite a bit of time alone (the marriage was basically dead). The way i eventually had my wicked way with her was to invent a party, needless to say she was the only one who turned up

A Takeaway and a bottle of wine was all it took before i was nailing her on my parents sofa. I still cant look my poor old mum in the eyes when she is sat in the same spot watching TV.

The fling with the MILF went on for around 8 months, she taught me many rude things and i don't regret any of it.

Have a very tasty neighbour at my current house but she has a rather large protective Boyfriend. A couple of tasty girls live below me in my flat though, keep meaning to invite them for a drink.....

Edited by M3333 on Saturday 24th July 12:38

[jagracer]

I wouldn't want to with any of my neighbours, except maybe my next door neighbour but she's Argentinian and very frightening although not as frightening as my wife so either way I'll keep my distance.

Edited by jagracer on Saturday 24th July 14:51

[Mazda Baiter]

The neighbour but one down the road gets her chebs out in the sun now and again. Apparently when I water the garden at night, if I stand by the compost heap whilst I water the veggies, I can see into the back bedroom of her house which she uses as a walk in wardrobe/dressing room. Which is nice...just after she's had a shower.

I feel regular evening recce missions coming on.

[Original Poster]

Some brilliant stories here, very intrigued to here more!

[OnTheOverrun]

I live on the Isle of Wight. There are three houses on my road and the nearest is about 500 yards away. After me the youngest resident is about 60. So the answer is no!

[Robert Burns]

I live in a sreet where its mainly people who are over the age of 50, so its a big no

Edited by Robert Burns on Saturday 24th July 17:23

[Killer2005]

Only one attractive girl on my street, however she's plod who's just married another plod

[Raverbaby]

Got a hotty next door, dont see much of her (as i'd like), so small talk in passing to break the ice is very difficult!
Knocking on the door and asking her for a drink might be deemed a bit stalker like as we've only exchanged small talk twice in about 2 years!
If the answer was no it would be a bit awkward!

[nobodyknows]

Killer2005 said:

Only one attractive girl on my street, however she's plod who's just married another plod

Do they dress up for each other do you think?

[Solitude]

I gotta move to a village by the sounds of it, all the women there are gagging for it, (in between playing in the salvation army band), especially the over 50's whose husbands haven't serviced them in yea...............
sorry, alarm clock went off.
Still House hunting in chundercock next week tho !!

[Solitude]

OnTheOverrun said:

I live on the Isle of Wight. There are three houses on my road and the nearest is about 500 yards away. After me the youngest resident is about 60. So the answer is no!

That and the fact everyone on the Isle of Wight is no further removed than sister and brother.....it would be illegal anyway !!

[fido]

loads of miserable teenage girls near me. they're like the two in the Nationwide advert - i wouldn't touch with yours.

[Matt UK]

Before you start shagging a neighbour, think through an exit stategy first.

[V8mate]

Matt UK said:

Before you start shagging a neighbour, think through an exit stategy first.

Garden fence is an obvious route.

[ymwoods]

Hedders said:

Phooey said:

ymwoods said:

My next door neighbours daughter is pretty tidy! she is always getting picked up in a different modified car and has a kid though, so i'm not so sure I would ever go all the way as I would probably have trouble touching the sides. Would be like the opening of a black bag flapping in the wind.

I have to stare from a distance though as the GF lives with me. I just get a glimpse every now and then of her sunbathing.

Martin, you just reminded me, we signed for a parcel of yours Thursday while you were both out - pop around this morning if you can. MATE?



Regards,

Your Neighbour (Father of the tidy daughter)

I just remembered...I'm moving house.

Edited by ymwoods on Saturday 24th July 19:02

[LikesBikes]

Penny-lope said:

... I quite look forward to his 'bare chest lawn mowing' now

Blimey, he must be pretty damn hairy if he needs a lawn mower to do his chest?

[adycav]

This thread is mostly going to be middle-aged blokes ogling neighbours' teenage daughters, is it not?

[Cock Womble 7]

adycav said:

This thread is mostly going to be middle-aged blokes ogling neighbours' teenage daughters, is it not?

Damned right. When I lived in the place I was before this one, the young daughter of the family opposite clearly hadn't worked out what curtains were for.

Does that sound seedy and pervy at all?

[SteveNorthEast]

Cock Womble 7 said:

adycav said:

This thread is mostly going to be middle-aged blokes ogling neighbours' teenage daughters, is it not?

Damned right. When I lived in the place I was before this one, the young daughter of the family opposite clearly hadn't worked out what curtains were for.

Does that sound seedy and pervy at all?

You f^cking disgust me.

Did you get any close up pics with the camera?

[Cock Womble 7]

SteveNorthEast said:

Did you get any close up pics with the camera?

Absolutely not. The apartment I was in most certainly did not have a very long lounge and I definitely never sat at the other end with my Pentax LX on a tripod with a 500mm mirror lens and a 2x converter fitted. No way, José.