Do you fancy any of your neighbours?
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Next door neighbour's wife is maturing very very nicely, and at 35 isnt too old to bang like s
t house door when the plague is in town. I havent yet, but i would given the chance, even if her husband is 6' 4". Now the one who used to live next door to my folks when i still lived at home, thats another story altogether, and as i dont know who might be on PH, i'm not going into details
t house door when the plague is in town. I havent yet, but i would given the chance, even if her husband is 6' 4". Now the one who used to live next door to my folks when i still lived at home, thats another story altogether, and as i dont know who might be on PH, i'm not going into details
eltax91 said:
The previous neighbours had a rather tasty daughter. She was only about 14 when we moved in, but she got rather tasty as she turned 16. 
They moved out 6 weeks ago, I was somewhat dissappointed, as the now 19 year old would be missed.
Then, in moved a pair of rug munchers...
MY SIL had rug munchers for neighbours, one a stunning slender brunette, the other was fair haired with enormous tits, I'd love to have been a fly on the wall in their bedroom! They moved out 6 weeks ago, I was somewhat dissappointed, as the now 19 year old would be missed.Then, in moved a pair of rug munchers...
many years ago I shared a top floor flat with an Aussie girl & the 2 girls who lived in the basement flat were hookers - we used to sit on the balcony in the summer & spot the punters park their Mercs etc a few hundered yards down the road then walk quickly to the top of their steps before furtively looking around & disappearing for 20mins. We used to have some fun with them & just as they headed down the steps we'd lean over the balcony & call 'we know what you're after' or some such nonsense. Childish, but fun! And no, I never succumbed, never needed to at that time to be honest, I had a 21yr old nympho on tap!
When I was living in the centre of town yonks ago a new couple moved into the cottage opposite.
She was short and pretty and sexy/rough in a barmaid sort of way.He was plump and bearded.
All the cottages were of similar design with the bedrooms upstairs facing each other across the street.
They renovated and in the process installed a rattan/bamboo blind upstairs which,when their light was on,
was as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
For about a week my girlfriend and I sneaked peaks at what was going on and it was red in tooth and claw,
swinging from the door,tying each other up,screaming the house down etc..all the while they never realised
that even passers-by in the street could see into their bedroom,clear as day.Unfortunately it all came to an
end after my girlfriend and I,and a couple of mates we'd invited to witness the shenanigans started cheering and clapping at the end of a particularly
boisterous session...and they heard us.The blind was changed the next day.
Aaaanyhoo pretty little thing,and I'd have loved to shag her,but sadly..
She was short and pretty and sexy/rough in a barmaid sort of way.He was plump and bearded.
All the cottages were of similar design with the bedrooms upstairs facing each other across the street.
They renovated and in the process installed a rattan/bamboo blind upstairs which,when their light was on,
was as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
For about a week my girlfriend and I sneaked peaks at what was going on and it was red in tooth and claw,
swinging from the door,tying each other up,screaming the house down etc..all the while they never realised
that even passers-by in the street could see into their bedroom,clear as day.Unfortunately it all came to an
end after my girlfriend and I,and a couple of mates we'd invited to witness the shenanigans started cheering and clapping at the end of a particularly
boisterous session...and they heard us.The blind was changed the next day.
Aaaanyhoo pretty little thing,and I'd have loved to shag her,but sadly..
Been there, done it, got the T-Shirt (and the mental scars)
All I can say is don't do it on your doorstep!
During a temporary split withe the previous Mrs Pagey I bumped into the lady across the street in a pub in town. I was attempting chat up a rather attractive lady and in walks my meighbour - who happened to know her
I was advised that she was married Blah, blah, blah.
Had a few drins with the neighbour (who had noticed that Mrs Pagey hadn't been around for a few weeks)
Shared a cab home (sensible thing to do)
went in for coffee - stayed for breakfast
(my word she could go)
Boinked it regularly for a few weeks and then she used the 'L' word, presents kept appearing
Mrs Pagey popped round to collect some of her stuff - Neighbour went nuts and battered my mobile with texts whilst Mrs Pagey was in the house
Mrs Pagey left and full scale ruck ensued with neighbour!!!
Called time on it.
She glared daggers at me everytime I walked down the street, and started the nasty texts when she realised that I had got back with Mrs Pagey.
I used to cringe everytime I walked out with Mrs Pagey and the Neighbour was outside
she never said anything but there was always the worry
All I can say is don't do it on your doorstep!
During a temporary split withe the previous Mrs Pagey I bumped into the lady across the street in a pub in town. I was attempting chat up a rather attractive lady and in walks my meighbour - who happened to know her
I was advised that she was married Blah, blah, blah.Had a few drins with the neighbour (who had noticed that Mrs Pagey hadn't been around for a few weeks)
Shared a cab home (sensible thing to do)
went in for coffee - stayed for breakfast
(my word she could go)
Boinked it regularly for a few weeks and then she used the 'L' word, presents kept appearing
Mrs Pagey popped round to collect some of her stuff - Neighbour went nuts and battered my mobile with texts whilst Mrs Pagey was in the house
Mrs Pagey left and full scale ruck ensued with neighbour!!!
Called time on it.
She glared daggers at me everytime I walked down the street, and started the nasty texts when she realised that I had got back with Mrs Pagey.
I used to cringe everytime I walked out with Mrs Pagey and the Neighbour was outside
she never said anything but there was always the worry
ymwoods said:
parapaul said:
Next door's 18 year old daughter is very tidy. Her mum's not too shabby for a 40ish year old either. Sadly, they're either plain rude or incredibly shy, and I rarely even get a 'Hello' 
Go round with some hash brownies and drink to sweeten them up.
my 2 next door neighbours are lesbians! One is alright looking, the other is a seagull. They aren't a couple, but the nicer looking one seems to have a relationship with a very decent looking blonde who comes and visit every weekend.
When they moved in, they were in a proper hurry to get the back garden fences updated to higher 6ft ones for "more security", and although I'd always suspected their lesbianisms, I caught the better looking one and her partner snogging in the kitchen. I was getting the dog to wee in the evening and caught the both of them at it big time.. ehehe
When they moved in, they were in a proper hurry to get the back garden fences updated to higher 6ft ones for "more security", and although I'd always suspected their lesbianisms, I caught the better looking one and her partner snogging in the kitchen. I was getting the dog to wee in the evening and caught the both of them at it big time.. ehehe
About 8 years ago I used to live in a little flat that was in a little block of 6. I'd just been cheated on and then dumped by my fiancee and used to sit just outside the entrance to our flats having a smoke and just chatting to the neighbours as I'd moved there only a few weeks before (at request of ex-fiancee) and knew no-one else.
One of the other residents was a fairly cute little thing, very Thandie Newton in looks and size. She was a good confident and was wary of getting too close as she knew I would be rebounding heavily.
then we got it together for about 3 weeks. It was pretty good but it all started to go down hill...
As I knew no-one else nearby she was the person that kept a spare key ot my flat just in case I ever got locked out. I started to come back to my flat and find her there (as I had a better TV), but it wasn't in the good way i.e. I get back and she's there naked waiting for me etc etc. She was just there.
Then she started getting very clingy and I just didn't want that as I didn't really trust girls at this point and I asked her to back off a little and give me some space, basically give me my flat back.
She started calling me all the names under the sun and had caught a near hospital case of the the mental.
Physically she was very cute, mentally she turned out to be as mad as a box of frogs.
One of the other residents was a fairly cute little thing, very Thandie Newton in looks and size. She was a good confident and was wary of getting too close as she knew I would be rebounding heavily.
then we got it together for about 3 weeks. It was pretty good but it all started to go down hill...
As I knew no-one else nearby she was the person that kept a spare key ot my flat just in case I ever got locked out. I started to come back to my flat and find her there (as I had a better TV), but it wasn't in the good way i.e. I get back and she's there naked waiting for me etc etc. She was just there.
Then she started getting very clingy and I just didn't want that as I didn't really trust girls at this point and I asked her to back off a little and give me some space, basically give me my flat back.
She started calling me all the names under the sun and had caught a near hospital case of the the mental.
Physically she was very cute, mentally she turned out to be as mad as a box of frogs.
I was 22/23; she was 40 and lived opposite. She was an ex model and at the time was the fashion designer for a TV programme called "Howards Way” Yes I am that old. Anyway we had a fling that lasted for about 4 months where I was treated as a true toy boy. Memorable nights out included visits to Stringfellows where I was introduced to her mates as her sex toy.
I was too dum at the time to stand up for myself and just enjoyed the sex and learning stuff from a gorgeous and far more experienced women.
I had to give her up in the end as it was becoming very difficult to keep if from my parents whose house I was living in at the time. Happy days...
I was too dum at the time to stand up for myself and just enjoyed the sex and learning stuff from a gorgeous and far more experienced women.
I had to give her up in the end as it was becoming very difficult to keep if from my parents whose house I was living in at the time. Happy days...
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