Do you fancy any of your neighbours?
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Mazda Baiter said:
The neighbour but one down the road gets her chebs out in the sun now and again. Apparently when I water the garden at night, if I stand by the compost heap whilst I water the veggies, I can see into the back bedroom of her house which she uses as a walk in wardrobe/dressing room. Which is nice...just after she's had a shower.
I feel regular evening recce missions coming on.
I feel regular evening recce missions coming on.
chat to her all the time, and i think she knows i think she's nice too 
Not here - the profile of most of my neighbours is "drunken chav" - but in the last place I lived there was a rather cute hippy chick who lived just over the landing.
She shared the place with two other girls; one was clearly a rugby-playing lesbo with hands bigger than mine, the other was clearly her b
h, but hippy chick was a Junior School teacher with a lovely arse, although it was often masked by flowing, tie-dye skirts.
She once asked me to have a look at the faulty wipers on her (proper) VW Beetle.
I don't think my diagnosis of "They're fked and it's gonna cost you a st-load to get the parts" particularly enamoured me to her.
Ah well, easy come, easy go.
She shared the place with two other girls; one was clearly a rugby-playing lesbo with hands bigger than mine, the other was clearly her b
h, but hippy chick was a Junior School teacher with a lovely arse, although it was often masked by flowing, tie-dye skirts.She once asked me to have a look at the faulty wipers on her (proper) VW Beetle.
I don't think my diagnosis of "They're f
ked and it's gonna cost you a st-load to get the parts" particularly enamoured me to her.Ah well, easy come, easy go.
Asterix said:
Most of my neighbours look like this -
Don't you find that, contrary to the supposed intended consequences sought by the blokes who make them dress up like that - that they are covered so that blokes don't look at them - that in fact you look at them all the more because you're wondering whether they've got anything on underneath? The dirty minxes!V8mate said:
Asterix said:
Most of my neighbours look like this -
Don't you find that, contrary to the supposed intended consequences sought by the blokes who make them dress up like that - that they are covered so that blokes don't look at them - that in fact you look at them all the more because you're wondering whether they've got anything on underneath? The dirty minxes!
Do I fancy any of my neighbors? No
Does that mean I am not appreciative of the blonde 20 something lass over the way who likes to dry herself off infront of her open curtains, or knock out a sly one when she gets home from work before the other occupants in the house? Hell no, I just wish the boyfriend would close the curtains before flossing his hairy ass.
Does that mean I am not appreciative of the blonde 20 something lass over the way who likes to dry herself off infront of her open curtains, or knock out a sly one when she gets home from work before the other occupants in the house? Hell no, I just wish the boyfriend would close the curtains before flossing his hairy ass.
KrazyIvan said:
Do I fancy any of my neighbors? No
Does that mean I am not appreciative of the blonde 20 something lass over the way who likes to dry herself off infront of her open curtains, or knock out a sly one when she gets home from work before the other occupants in the house?
And the weblink to the site you've posted your videos of said action is....?Does that mean I am not appreciative of the blonde 20 something lass over the way who likes to dry herself off infront of her open curtains, or knock out a sly one when she gets home from work before the other occupants in the house?
E21_Ross said:
V8mate said:
Asterix said:
Most of my neighbours look like this -
Don't you find that, contrary to the supposed intended consequences sought by the blokes who make them dress up like that - that they are covered so that blokes don't look at them - that in fact you look at them all the more because you're wondering whether they've got anything on underneath? The dirty minxes!
parapaul said:
ymwoods said:
parapaul said:
Next door's 18 year old daughter is very tidy. Her mum's not too shabby for a 40ish year old either. Sadly, they're either plain rude or incredibly shy, and I rarely even get a 'Hello' 
Go round with some hash brownies and drink to sweeten them up.
Cas_P said:
There's one guy (taken though) next door who's quite tasty. But that's it, unfortunately
perhaps I spoke too soon... Mazda Baiter said:
The neighbour but one down the road gets her chebs out in the sun now and again. Apparently when I water the garden at night, if I stand by the compost heap whilst I water the veggies, I can see into the back bedroom of her house which she uses as a walk in wardrobe/dressing room. Which is nice...just after she's had a shower.
I feel regular evening recce missions coming on.
That sounds all a bit too 'rapey'I feel regular evening recce missions coming on.
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